A/N: I'm really glad that people wanted this to continue! Yay!

A/N: Also, I just thought I'd ask, if anyone has a pairing that they want me to do a parody about, just lemme know and I'll gladly give it a shot!

SBW

Disclaimer: SOB! I don't own them!!!!

Instant Love!

Summary: A little mockery of the overuse of some fanfic plots, mainly Sess/Kag. Just a bit of fun, please enjoy! Excerpt- "WTF?" "Oh yeah." "You're my…" "Inner beast, yea." "WTF?" "You'll learn to love me because I'm always right and I tend to foreshadow a lot on your relationship."

"Rin, stop running." Jaken squawked in his toad-ish manner. (Because we ALL know that toads squawk).

"Yes Lord Jaken!"

"You'll still running! I said stop you horrible little human!" Now he was shaking his horrible Staff of Two Heads at the girl. Like he was really going to do something to her when Lord Sesshomaru seemed to be attached to the girl.

She stopped running and plodded over to Jaken (I just love that word…plodded). Rin sat down next to her toad demon companion in an eerie silence before starting to attempt a little conversation.

"Lord Jaken, Rin is bored. Rin likes Rin's name. Rin is a good name for Rin and Rin really likes it. Rin says it a lot because Rin likes it. Does Lord Jaken think that Rin's name is a good name for Rin? Does Lord Jaken like Rin's name? RIN!"

"NO! I do not like your name and I do not like you now leave me be insolent girl!" Jaken, yet again, squawked.

"Okay Lord Jaken!" Rin than began to pick the flowers that they mysteriously seem to stop by every single time they made camp.

"RIN! Do NOT put those flowers on me!"

"But, Lord Jaken, Rin wants to make you look prettyful." The girl reasoned, still approaching the nervous toad.

"I SAID NO!"

'You're only saying 'no' because you like it.'

'Huh? Who said that?'

'I am your inner beast…duh.'

'…what? I don't have an inner beast…I'm a toad demon.'

'Oh. Sorry, wrong demon…'

'WAIT! How'd you know I was only saying 'no' because I liked the flowers?'

But it was far too late for poor wacked-out Jaken, for the inner beast had left his body to find Sesshomaru.

!&!&!THIS IS A SCENE CHANGE, I PUT THIS HERE BECAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU COULD FIGURE THAT OUT WITHOUT MY HELPFUL EXPERTISE!&!&!AND LOOK AT ALL THE COOLIO SYMBOLS THAT MAKE THIS MORE FUN TO LOOK AT…NOT!!&!&!

"Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sit! Sitty-sit sit!"

"What the Hell Kagome?!?!? I didn't do anything!" InuYasha said, his voice muffled by the ground.

"That's a likely story!" Kagome said hotly, furious with the half-demon.

"I WAS SLEEPIN' FOR GODS SAKES!!!!" InuYasha screamed as he jumped out of his crater.

"Whatever. Hey Sango, wanna go take a bath? Because you know, I've only bathed about 3 times today so I think I should squeeze another one in so some perverted youkai (cough SESSHOMARU cough) can come spy on me when you conveniently leave earlier than I do."

"Okay, but hold on just a second!"

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!……….SLAP!

"DON'T EVEN THINK OF FOLLOWING US MONK!" Sango screamed, but really she was thinking, 'I love you so much, I just love hitting you as well!'

NOW WE'RE AT THE HOTSPRINGS WITH SANGO AND KAGOME!!!

"Sango, I'm in love with Lord Sesshomaru!" Kagome blurts out.

Sango gasps in utter horror, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"I've been having these hot 'n heavy dreams of us MAKIN' BABIES! And man…he's super good at it too! And he's so sweet in my dreams, kissin' me and stuff and he's like totally my soulmate and I SHALL HAVE HIM!"

"But, Kagome, Sesshomaru is a horrible demon that kills a bazillion people and hates humans! I wish you both the best!"

"Thanks for your blessing Sango! Now can you leave the hotsprings so that I can be alone and talk about how much I love Sesshomaru so that he can here me while he hides in those bushes over there next to Miroku?"

"Sure thing!" Sango throws her clothes on and walks over to the bushes where Miroku and Sesshomaru are hiding.

"Hey Lord Sesshy! You, Monk, are coming with me!" CRASH! "I hit him with my Hiraikotsu so that I can drag his unconscious body back to camp without any groping problems!"

Sango then calls over her shoulder, "GOOD LUCK WITH MAKIN' BABIES!!!"

#$#$#$#$HEY! IT'S YET ANOTHER SCENE CHANGE! I WASN'T SURE IF YOU'D CATCH ON TO THE FACT THAT I DO IT SO OFTEN!$#$#$#$#

InuYasha is sitting around, thinking about killing Kagome because Kikyo asked OH SO nicely for her soul back. And he was thinking about Ramen and how much he just LOVED Ramen. He had to chose between Kikyo being alive and having Kagome around to make Ramen…hmmm…

"Ramen, Kikyo, Ramen, Kikyo, Ramen, Kikyo…hmmm…"

'Whatcha thinkin' about?'

'Ramen…and Kikyo. But mostly Ramen.'

'I am TOTALLY NOT in the right body! See ya round!'

!#$&()WOOT! ANOTHER SCENE CHANGE! YAY!!!!!#$&()

'So…my brother's human wench totally digs me. What luck! Her scent is divine! She smells like rain, sakura blossoms, honeysuckle, spring rain, morning dew and just about every other thing on the planet! How can I resist a smell such as that?'

'You can't, that's why you're going to hop into that hotsprings with her and confess your love!'

'Who the Hell are you to enter this Sesshomaru's mind?'

'I'm your inner beast.'

'WTF?'

'Oh yeah.'

'You're my…'

'Inner beast, yea.'

'WTF?'

'You'll learn to love me because I'm always right and I tend to foreshadow a lot on your relationship.'

'This Sesshomaru does not have an inner beast!'

'Whatever, I'm your more honest, emotional side and eventually we'll combine to be the perfect lover for our Kagome!'

'…'

'Damn we're stupid.'

Sesshomaru leaps from the bushes and lands completely silently next to the hotsprings where Kagome is obliviously looking away from.

"Miko."

'Gasp!' "Sesshomaru!" Kagome rises out of the water for no apparent reason and gives Lord Fluffernutter a good view before splashing back down into the spring.

'She's so adorable when she's blushing. This Sesshomaru did not just think that, humans are disgusting.'

'PWN! You SO just thought that! Score one for the inner beast!'

"What the HELL are you doing here?!?!? Were you spying on me?!?!? I'm just so ANGRY and not afraid at all! Can't you smell it?" Kagome shouted, her face a furious dark red.

'Why is it that this human is not afraid of this Sesshomaru…'

'Maybe she's meant to be something important to us…'

'Just what are you suggesting?'

'Perhaps something IMPORTANT to us…cough MATE cough'

'Are you hinting at something?'

'SHE'S MEANT TO BE OUR MATE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!! DO YOU CATCH MY DRIFT??? YOU LOVE HER AND SHE'S GOING TO LOVE YOU PRETTY SOON…SO JUMP ON HER NOW AND RAVAGE HER BODY!'

'Are you trying to say that she's supposed to be close to this Sesshomaru?'

'YARGH!!!!!!!!!!'

"Helloooooo…is anybody inside that pretty little head of yours?" Kagome asked hotly, waving her hand in front of his face while clutching her towel around her body.

"No" Sesshomaru then realized what he just said, "W-wait! I mean…yes! Hold on a minute…no, or is it yes…WHY AM I ANSWERING TO A STUPID HUMAN WOMAN ANYWAY??!?!?!? IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!"

"Y-you love me?" Kagome asked, somehow she had mysteriously gotten dressed without anyone noticing.

"NO!" He shouted.

'Yes you do.'

'No I don't.'

'Yes you do.'

'NO I DO NOT!'

'Whatever you say Fluffykins…cough YES YOU DO cough'

"Somehow I can see through your shield of lies and coldyness and I know that you really do love me!" Kagome leaps into Sesshomaru's arm, and puts her hands around his neck.

"And I was trying so hard too."

"TAKE ME TO YOUR CASTLE LORD SESSHY!" Kagome commanded, pointing off into the east, not realizing that it was the east, "THEN I DEMAND THAT WE MAKE PASSIONATE LOVE UNTIL WE GET INTERUPPTED BY INUYASHA WHEN HE TRIES TO KILL ME!"

"Hmm…very well. You would do well for mothering my pups." (YARGH! I CAN'T STAND THAT!)

And off they flew, to the balcony of Sesshomaru's dazzling bedroom that had a Western-style bed even though they didn't exist yet.

And they went at it like dogs in heat!

#$#$SCENE CHANGE TO DAYS LATER$#$#

"I've come to kill you Kagome! This was a really hard decision, because no one else can make Ramen quite like you and I'm pretty sure that you're mother won't want to buy me more when she finds I killed you, but Kikyo's dead and needs to be alive! You have no idea what it's like trying to do it with something dead!" InuYasha shouted from the balcony that the lovers left open.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL 'IM SESSHY!!!!" Kagome shrieked from the bed.

InuYasha charged at the bed but Sesshomaru pulled out Tokijin and ran InuYasha through. They tossed his body out of the window and went back to their 'previous activities.' Kagome didn't cry over her loss, despite the fact that she had loved the half-demon for years, because Sesshomaru more than made up for it.

The End