Tara: Hey look its chapter 2! Oh my god I'm dead for doing this to Kowalski! He's cousin Verra is going to kill me! XD

Made in: December 25th, 2001

Published in: February 26th, 2013

Chapter 2: Not sure how to call it…

Kowalski fell down a shaft that led to the secret alcove in the park. "There you are sir. Just in time" Derek a large tiger announced. "Hello Derek. Where is Sandy and Vincent?" Kowalski asked upon standing up. "Sandy is stuck in Russia by the Russian embassy. Vincent said he would be a little late to the meeting" Derek replied. "Damn it I don't need my army to be late!" Kowalski angrily stated. "It's only Vincent and Sandy. We still have about 40,000,000 soldiers out there ready for battle" Derek stated. "I know, but Vincent and Sandy are essential parts of my plan. I need them to get here on time next time. Send R-troopers to get Sandy away from the Russian bastards" Kowalski said.

"Right away sir" Derek replied picking up his mini phone. "Damn nosy Russians are getting to smart for my plans. I'll have to get rid of them somehow…" Kowalski said to himself. "Sir our army could cut down their numbers if we wanted…" Dereck said. "No I need that army fully loaded, and healthy. I can't risk any disease from Russian scumbags. No we'll find some other way. How's our study coming?" Kowalski said.

"Not good sir. Our trail on the Bermuda Triangle is a dead end. We can't seem to find a way to rid of the smog. It's too damn thick" Derek stated. Suddenly a pitched sound came down the secret hatch. Vincent stood up. Vincent was a lion with long mane, and sharp teeth and claws. "I'm here. I apologize for my lateness… my team had my ass on trial" Vincent said sitting down at the table. "If you had been a nobody you would be dead about now, but since I need you consider yourself lucky" Kowalski said while pulling down what looked like another map in comparison to the one Kowalski had taken from the lab.

"So what's our next move boss?" Vincent asked. "We need two things. First we need a pizza with no toppings, and overdone" Kowalski said. "Are we partying or something?" Derek asked. "No it's not for eating! It's for bait. For the Serpent Halima. Second we need the golden feather from the local Central Town Square Mausoleum" Kowalski said. "Why do we need that?" Vincent asked. "What did I say about questioning my plans?" Kowalski asked Vincent angrily.

"I'm sorry sir. It won't happen again I promise" Vincent said. "Good now someone find me the pizza, and get me the feather!" Kowalski yelled. Derek and Vincent scrambled up, and went up the hatch to fetch the items. "Let's see what time is it?" Kowalski said looking at the black clock. The clock stated it was only 1:46 pm. "Looks like I have a few hours before I'm dead" Kowalski laughed to himself.

He went up top, and went to the nearest snow cone mission. He moved the small compartment that held the wheels out of the way. "Re-wire some of these functions now. And we have a product of destruction" Kowalski said then jumped down. "Let's see what else can I destroy for pleasure?" Kowalski asked himself.

Tara: Man Kowalski's so evil right? I didn't originally have the cuss words in it, but I thought they fit pretty well. Anyway what do you guys think of my eleven year old self's book? She has others if you guys end up liking this. If you do I can publish some other old ones I never published before, but have finished… your choice! XD