"I can't believe you kicked Andy's ass." Elliot laughed hysterically.
Brittney and Dr Cox looked at each other before both of them looked at Carla.
Carla shrugged her shoulders, as Elliot continued to cackle.
Brittney opened her mouth to say something, Perry quickly cut her off, finding a great opportunity to show her up.
"Well, Gee there Barbie. I'm happy your so high up on pain killers that you can't stop that annoying lil' shrieking noise that you seem to have been making, but if you can't see all these people looking at you, I mean, I know you think that there staring at you because, oh, your so gorgeous and beautiful, I mean who wouldn't. But I'm sorry, that I gotta bring you back to the real world, their staring at you, because that noise your making, is piercing their skulls so much, their bleeding outta there ears there."
Elliot stopped abruptly and lowered her gaze.
Perry grinned and Brittney brushed her nose with her thumb before growling and storming off.
Perry looked at Carla. "Oh, I know she just didn't…"
Perry made the same gesture, brushing his nose with his thumb before growling and turning around storming off down the hall.
-- --
There's a lot of things in a hospital that can get you going, as an intern.
Like the fact the Kelso is always watching you from behind your back, seeing which intern he could fire first.
One of the interns stood shaking as they injected an IV, Kelso stood hovering over her shoulder.
The girl squealed as she accidentally slipped and stabbed the IV into the unconscious patients side.
Then there's Dr Cox, even if you aren't his intern, which actually none of us are, still, he waits till you mess up to rub it in your face.
Perry smirked, hands on his head as he walked over towards the two.
"Ah, now, now, twiggy, I would try and getta hold of that shaking problem you have their before you end up stabbing a patients eyes out with one of those things, and I mean…"
Brittney shakes her head blocking out the rest of the old man's rant as she strolls on towards Elliot.
Then comes Elliot, who is no where close to being able to actually use the name "Mentor" Anywhere.
"Hey, Bimbo, do you know anything about medicine, or are you actually here because they hired you to attract the druggies, and Potheads to sell the medication to?" Brittney sneered.
Elliot pushed herself off of the counter she was leaning on. "Hey! I take that as an insult! I mean as your mentor-"
Brittney turned and walked off, but unfortunately was followed by her sister.
"I think I deserve some respect! And-"
Brittney spun around. "I don't care. I could really give a rat's ass, and I can't believe I actually having to say this, but, when someone walks away from you, usually that means that your being the annoying lil' bitch that they can't stand again."
And with that she turned back around and continued on.
But mostly it has to do with the other interns, that of course you've dealt with since Med school. But now that your in an actual hospital their "lil" jokes, are more…well…annoying.
"Explode like weeks of room that her new nape gasket was dark perfect hours."
Brittney turned to look at an intern who bounced into the ICU.
"And what does that mean?" She asked cocking an eyebrow.
"I….don't know. But it sounded cool in my head." The girl nodded. Or was it a guy? She shook her head. Didn't matter.
"The name's Dr Joel."
Brittney nodded her head. "Aw."
Freak-E
"Hey, Britt-AH!" Andy raced towards Brittney with a chart but tripped and slid straight into a supply stand sending utensils flying across the room.
Brittney shook her head rolling her eyes as she brushed her thumb across her nose and crossed her arms.
Andy jumped up with a grin. "I'm fine!"
Brittney opened her mouth to make one of her smart ass comments but the giggly black haired thing cut her off.
"Now just a wagged girl moment someone that you hear crashing blonde boy empty grinned." Dr Joel said grinned.
Andy cocked his head. "Excuse me?"
"Banana Pants!" She…No he…It nodded.
"And um…who are you, again?" Andy asked.
"Edward, Edward Joel."
So it's a guy.
"Right…anyway, here's the chart Brittney." He handed her the chart and grinned.
At least he's not calling me-
"Bye, bitch."
And…he was gone.
-- --
Perry stormed down the hall, past a patients room, quickly stopping and stepping back to look through the window.
"There you are." Perry growled as he made his way into the room. "I wanta talk to you." He growled.
Brittney looked up from her chart. "Whatta mean?" She asked, a blank look on her face, like a confused puppy.
At first he had expected some kind of snotty come back, but at her reaction he had to pause a moment before going on.
"I…mean…are you feeling alright?" He asked.
"Yeah. Why?" She asked grinning happily.
"Well…I mean…it's just…never mind." He shook his head and left the room.
The patient looked at her.
She simply shrugged her shoulders smiling "He's strange like that." and went back to writing something on the chart.
-- --
Brittney bounced out of the room. "Boo-yah!" Brittney threw her arms up into the air. Getting a few looks from some of the doctors, the interns simply ignored her.
Brittney smiled as she raced down the hall, slidding as she came close to the nurses station. She threw her arms out as if she were surfing and crashed straight into Perry.
"What the hell-" He was sent sprawling to the ground, the paper's in his hand flying up.
He let out a low growl as Brittney, who was ling atop of him, looked up, brushing her stray hair out of her face.
"Sorry." She grinned and giggled.
"Get off of me!" Perry growled and she did so, jumping up and happily bouncing around.
"What is your problem?" Andy asked her.
Carla simply watched her with a smile.
She smiled and began dancing shaking her but as she made her hands into fists and moved them in circles, as she bobbed her head at the same time. (Sorry, I'm not good at describing dance move's their just to hard) "He said hi to me, he said hi to me, he said hi to me, he said hi to me"
Andy rolled his eyes. "Oh please, after all this time, your happy he said hi to you?"
"Who is this he, that we talk of?" Perry asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"A stupid intern she's been dying to talk too." Andy grumbled.
"Oh, how sweet, finally taking up those big girl panties you've always wanted to wear?"
They all turned to see a women with short brown hair and a sneer that crossed her face. She looked at Brittney before looking at Andy. "Oh look, another murse." She smiled.
A cough caught her attention. "Perry." She nodded her head.
"Jordan." He mumbled in return.
"You know her?" Perry looked down to see Brittney raising her eyebrows and licking her lips as she smiled, a smile that Perry hadn't seen yet.
"Yeah…she's um…my ex-wife." He muttered crossing his arms.
"Listen Per, I only came by to talk about that thing. You know, where you get Jake for so long, and blah, blah, blah." Jordan caught his attention again.
"Oh…right…and so…"
"It's not going to happen." Jordan replied grinning.
Perry's face fell. "Excuse me?"
"Well, I mean, why would I want to leave my son with his drunken father?"
"He's as much of my son as he is yours!" Perry roared at her.
Brittney placed her fingers in her ears and began singing to herself trying to block out the argument.
"Hello! It was my pain that gave him life? Ah-duh!"
"And it was my sperm that gave you him! Ah-Duh!" Perry replied mockingly.
"Lalalalalalalalalalala."
Perry and Jordan both stopped to look at Brittney who had her eyes closed tightly and her fingers jammed into her ears, singing extremely loudly.
"Do you mind?!" Jordan roared. "Hey!" Brittney continued to sing. "HEY!"
SMACK!
Everyone fell silent as Andy grinned. Brittney stared wide-eyed at Andy who simply waved.
"I know you just didn't." She growled angrily.
"Oh, I did." He smirked.
"Why you-"
Perry rolled his eyes as he grabbed onto the back of Brittney's scrubs as she tried to pull free and punch the grinning boy. "YOU! YOU! YOU!" She kept screaming.
"Does she ever shut up?!" Jordan screamed over her.
"No!" Perry screamed as well, shaking his head.
"Well can you shut her up?!"
With one swift move Perry had Brittney in his arms and she immediately shut up, and just as quickly she was whirled around and sent sprawling into the wall.
"UPH!" Brittney hit the wall with a thud and fell onto her back.
"That's better." Perry grinned.
"You know what, never…never mind. I don't even feel like arguing with you anymore." Jordan sighed.
Perry opened his mouth to protest but Jordan had already moved swiftly past him and stepped over Brittney. "See ya, loud mouth." Jordan replied over her shoulder towards Brittney as she pushed herself up.
They all stood there a moment in silence, watching her go.
"Man, she's hot." They all looked over towards Brittney. "What? It's true."
Perry glared at her.
"What? So she's your ex-wife. Doesn't mean, she's not interested in girls." She shrugged.
"You disgust me." Perry growled before storming off.
Brittney grinned in triumph as she turned and looked at the other two, who still stood staring at her as if she were an alien.
