Let's Be Convincing

Kyoya is driving his 2010 Jaguar XK Convertible. He makes it to Haruhi place in 15 minute. Usually a 45 minute drive. He hopes she awake. It very late. It about 10:00 o'clock.

Haruhi: Hi Kyoya I have been waiting for you. I fix dinner for you but its too late for that. Where were you?

Kyoya: I love you too sweetheart. I was spending quality time with my father.

Haruhi: You father was actually kind to you ?

Kyoya: If you want to call it that. I can't stay for long.

Haruhi: Awe. I wanted to make you feel good. Lay down with me I want to pleasure you.

Kyoya: Normally I would take your offer. But now that wouldn't be wise. I would be too tempted to take your virginity.

Haruhi: So. I'm practically giving you permission to take me.

Kyoya: That's very tempting. I need to pick up a few things at the office unfortunately. Listen, I want to take you out to dinner. I'm inviting my mother and father to join us.

Haruhi: I have the impression that your father doesn't like me. After all I'm a commoner.

Kyoya: Your wrong Haruhi. My father is very impressed with you.

Haruhi: How so?

Kyoya: I want you to hear it from him. I will inform you of the time and place tomorrow. (Kyoya gives Haruhi a long passionate kiss. And bids her farewell for tonight.)

Kyoya made arrangements with his parents to have dinner with him and Haruhi at 7:00 p.m. tomorrow night. At one of the finest restaurants in Japan. Kyoya informs Haruhi of the time and place to join him for their dinner date.

On the night of the dinner date

Kyoya is the first to arrive. Then Haruhi shows up.

Kyoya: Hi Haruhi

Haruhi: Hi Kyoya. I thought your parent were going to join us for dinner. Did they change there minds?

Kyoya: My dad is a very busy person. He may be running a little late. He's usually very punctual.

Haruhi: Is there a reason you ask me to meet with you and your parents at this fancy establishment?

Kyoya: Please be patient. All of your questions will be answered by the end of this date.

Kyoya's Parent's arrive from one direction and the waitress directs Ranka to their table from the other direction. Everyone is seated.

Kyoya: I invited My parent's and Haruhi's parent to witness something very special. ( Kyoya takes Haruhi's hand and softly kisses it.) Haruhi will you honor me and be my wife.

Haruhi: (Haruhi is in tears.) Yes. I love you. It would be my honor to be your wife. (Kyoya pull out of his pocket, a 4 carat diamond engagement ring, he places it on Haruhi's left ring finger.) Yoshio-san I'm a commoner. Do you agree with this union? You won't go disowning him on account of me, will you?

Yoshio: On the contrary. I usually would not approve of any of my sons or daughter marrying a commoner. But Haruhi your extraordinary. I've studied you long enough to know your a high achiever.

Haruhi: What am I doing to impress you so?

Yoshio: Your definitively not afraid to speak your mind. Your class President and valedicatoran at Ouran Academy. And to top everything, my son tells me you won a scholarship to a prestigious college. You are an exception. I approve of this union. I want my son to have an honorable Ootori Wedding. But you have to agree to the terms.

Haruhi: Yoshio-san I love your son of course I'll agree to have an Ootori wedding.

Kyoya: Sweetheart I don't think you know what is required for an honorable Ootori wedding.

Yoshio: Kyoya I think you should explain the details to your fiancee in private.

Kyoya: Yes Father I think that is best.

Dinner went smoothly. Everyone enjoyed themselves. Dinner was exquisite. Kyoya follows Haruhi to her place.

At Haruhi's home

Haruhi: Kyoya I love you. I want you to make love to me. Take my virginity. I'm yours.

Kyoya: Haruhi do you want us to have an honorable Ootori wedding?

Haruhi: Yes

Kyoya: Well then. We need to talk. You need to know what the requirements are for an honorable Ootori wedding.

Haruhi: Tell me sweetheart. I'm listening.

Kyoya: Well you passed one hurdle. That you must not be a commoner, but my father is willing to make an exception for you. You also passed the second hurdle. That being, your a virgin for now. Third, you have to agree to have the traditional limousine wedding and we must conceive an Ootori heir, that day, during the wedding, in front of our wedding guests.

Haruhi: WHAT! Are you kidding? Is your father serious? Kyoya do you really want an honorable Ootori wedding?

Kyoya: Part of me really wants an honorable Ootori wedding. But then another part of me doesn't want the embarrassment. My father says there's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Haruhi: I love you. I'll do just about anything for you. But this is crazy. You rich bastards are crazy. Kyoya give me just three good reasons why I should go through this embarrassment.

Kyoya: First, my father is offering me two companies to own. Second, my father is offering childcare for our kid's for as long as we need it at his expense. Third and finally, He will pay for the entire wedding. As well as, acknowledge us and give us his support whenever we need it. I already have our agreement in writing. But its all null and void if you don't agree.

Haruhi: If this is true. Our family would be set for life. I agree with this arrangement. But how will we get passed the embarrassment of making out in front of our guests?

Kyoya: Well according to my father, we just have to see it the way he does. As an art, a romantic ballet. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Haruhi: It just dawned on me. We can't make love. I have to remain a virgin. Until the day of our marriage.

Kyoya: Yes I know. I don't know how much more I can hold out. We need to make a wedding date quickly.

Haruhi: What's the soonest your father can arrange a limo. wedding Kyoya?

Kyoya: My father is waiting on your reply. We can have an honorable Ootori wedding in about one month. With my father resources its possible. I'll call my father now. (Kyoya calls his father.)

Conversation on Phone

Yoshio: Hello

Kyoya: Father this is Kyoya.

Yoshio: I know who you are. Each of my sons has a different voice. I can tell you apart. What is it?

Kyoya: My fiancee just agreed to the terms of the wedding. You can proceed with the wedding plans.

Yoshio: Tell Haruhi to meet Naoko (Kyoya's mom) at the bridal shop at 3:30 p.m. tomorrow. They will pick out two wedding dresses and have the dresses fitted for Haruhi. After picking the wedding dresses, they will pick out the wedding cake. So tell your fiancee your favorite cake flavor

Yoshio: You and your fiancee should discuss who will be invited to the wedding. You can invite anyone you want to the wedding reception. However, only a few of your closest friends are invited to the wedding ceremony. There is a limit of people that is invited to the wedding though. I really need to know how many people in your wedding court and who you and Haruhi want to invite to both the wedding and the reception. The sooner I get the invite list, the soon I can have invitations mailed out. Oh I made an appointment for Haruhi to see your mother's OB/GYN. For the day after tomorrow, after Haruhi is dismissed from class at 3:00 p.m. A limo. will be waiting for her in front of Ouran Academy. Tell her to be ready.

Kyoya: Yes father as you wish. Father you waste no time at all.

Yoshio: Kyoya you should already now that time is money. What's wrong with you son?

Kyoya: Nothing father. I'll have to get back with you later. Bye.