Trouble with guests

Me: welcome back everyone

Snowy: (forced smile) yes welcome

Me: now disclaimer time

Blossom: lexia16 does not own harry potter that belongs to j.


Me: (wearing a suit with no tie, black slip ons with a strap and a very low heel, Hair brushed and tied up) welcome to my show everyone and my shout out this week go's to... (Looks at clip board) LilMissChattaBox for being the first to alert my story congratulations

Charlie: uhh why are you wearing a suit?

Me: a very good question Charlie well you see we are having a special guest today

Everyone: who?

Me: an inspector

Everyone: an inspector?

Me: yes so be on best behaviour this is my 99th inspector so I have to be great in order to achieve my certificate so here are the rules

- No shoving people down the chutes

- No swearing

- No hitting

- No frowns we want smiles

- No back chatting

- No shouting

- No insults

- No hexing not that you can

That's all that you can't do so I want all your effort in this even snowy is trying

Snowy: (forced smile) not that I have a choice

Blossom: (whispered tone) yeah but when they get here we can show them around, then tie them up and then shove them down the inspector tube so they land back at their work place

Snowy: (un forced smile) great

Me: uh oh you two better not be planning something

Snowy, blossom: (very innocently) we're not planning anything

Me: (roll eyes) of course anyway you guys need to change

Umbridge: you can't tell us what to do!

Me: uhh yeah I can

Umbridge: no you can't

Yes I can

No you can't

Yes i can

No you can't

Yes I ca-

Snowy: shut up now you women sit down and do as you're told

Umbridge: (glares but sits down)

Me: good now press the button

Snowy, blossom: which one?

Me: seriously do you even read the scripts. They show when every event is and which chute, tube or button to use ect. God do you even read anything I give you

Snowy, blossom: uhh we're dogs we're not perfect

Me: true now press the button that's labelled changing rooms

Snowy: okay (presses button)

(Appear – two very large changing rooms with separate areas, bathrooms, mirrors both large and small, makeup, accessories, hair products, one blue (boys) and one pink (girls))

Me: good now time to change (clicks fingers- all appear in changing rooms)

Me: great now tell me when you're ready

15 minutes later...

Characters: alright we're ready

Me: great now come on out

Umbridge: (wearing dark pink robes)

Arthur: (wearing dark purple robes)

Molly: (wearing dark plum robes)

Bill: (wearing dark blue robes)

Fleur: (wearing Beauxbatons uniform)

Charlie: (wearing dark red robes)

Percy: (wearing dark brown robes)

Fred: (wearing Gryffindor school robes)

George: (wearing Gryffindor school robes)

Ron: (wearing Gryffindor school robes)

Hermione: (wearing Gryffindor school robes)

Harry: (wearing Gryffindor school robes)

Ginny: (wearing Gryffindor School robes)

Me: good now... ohh there here uhh just sit down and behave snowy blossom get ready to escort them round okay... good

(A big door appears) (in walks a man in a black suit)

Inspector: well well well what a place this is miss...

Me: miss lexia16

Inspector: miss lexia16?

Me: yes now would you like to see the rest of the place?

Inspector: yes

Me: okay uhh... snowy blossom show the inspector around

Snowy: (un forced smile) sure follow me sir

Blossom: yes we will show you tube room we use it as a way to send things to places fast and easy it is just this way down the corridor and through the big iron doors

Inspector: okay now what... (Voices mellow as the big iron doors close)

Me: okay that went we-

ahhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhh help heeellp!

Hermione: what was that?

Me: ohh no no no oh sugar they did they did they have they sent him down the tube

Bill: uhh what did they do?

Me: they have just sent my inspector down a tube

Snowy: and now how about we leg it to Peru or how about China

Blossom: I'm one for that RUN

(Both run down a tube)

Me: OH NO YOU DON'T GET BACK HERE NOW!


Me: bye and I will see you next time on this story so please review and stay tuned

Snowy: and please save us

Me: oh please I only pad locked your room besides now I need to get a new inspector and sort out the charges pinned against us because that inspector has just refused to be in any more story's to do with you

Snowy: so grounded for a week...

Me: how about a month

Snowy: fine see ya next time people and please review