AR: Wewcome back too me bestest creation! Dis story gonna be great!

Sonic an Amy at Starebooks cuz de haz coffee. Silver works dare cuz he a poor little imbasshole. He Amy and Sonic, I gots your coffees ready.

OMG Silver, tank you soak much.

Sonic need to say soomtin Yeah tanks.

i fuking hate me glob.

Sonic turned to Amy cuz he wan to talk. Amy, I meat someone yesterday.

Holy shat Sonic, who?

Sonic smiled, I can't tall you.

:( Why Sonic.

Cuz you a bitch.

OMG Sonic, I wan to kill you.

K.

Who?

Fine, F you b so pussy, dan I well tall you.

Dan tall me.

Fine, I mets Tawagato. He es dead. No. Holy Shat! Dis es inconceivable, she screamed. He es Vary pregnant. OMG you muther fuking slut. Amy ran way cryin cuz she sad at Sonic. She hat Tawagato, cuz he two sexy. She hat Sonic cuz he sometimes no sexy.

AN: Ok, I new you be worried bout dem right new, but day be fine, cuz Sonic can mak evarone happy I gus.

Sonic sad cuz he es a slut. Oh no. I es bad. I should not be alive. I should kill myself bad! Silver saw Sonic pull out gun dat black as night an put two head. No Sonic, don get blood on de floor! I haz too oxi-klean et up dan.

Silver pls :( Sonic sad happily.

No cuz bad!

K. Meanwhile en other places… Eggman bein bad by stealing Chilled Dogs from Wal-Mert. I es unstoppable! I well rude de word.

Newt f I can help et.

New! Newt Towagato! He es too badass four me two handle!

Towagato kick Eggman and Eggman fall to ground. I well be back!


Amy: How long is Toast gonna keep doing this?

Tails: I dunno… as long as Sticks has drugs to give him.

Amy: Well shit…

Tails: Ikr, this is annoying as all hell. How is this even being positively received?

Amy: It is?!

Tails: Yeah, look at the reviews.

Amy: So all someone has to do to get positive reviews is to write a shitty story?

Tails: Yep.

Amy: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.