The penguins and the North Wind made it to the North Wind Headquarters. "This place looks familiar." Kowalski said. "Yeah." Rico said. "Guys, it's not that bad. He might treat us better. Who knows?" Private asked. "You're right. We have to think positive." Kowalski said. "Uh huh." Rico said. The jet landed and the penguins and the North Wind walked out of the jet. "Alright. Let's think of a plan. Now remember penguins, stay out of this." Classified said. The penguins nodded and sighed. While the North Wind was gearing up, the penguins sat down on the table. "I'm so bored." Rico said. "You and me both Rico. Wow. That was bad English." Kowalski said. "Ignore your grammar pet peeve, we've got a bigger problem. Classified." Private said. "Private's right. Classified should treat us better." Kowalski said. Rico sighed. "I wish Skipper was here." Private said. "We all wish that." Kowalski said. "But that's not going to happen. Skipper's very sick. He has the flu."
Classified saw the penguins. He saw the sad looks on their faces. Corporal looked at Classified. "What did you do to them?" Corporal asked. "Nothing. They're just sensitive." Classified said. The penguins were quiet. Classified sighed. "Fine. Alright penguins. You can join." Classified said. The penguins smiled. "What made you change your mind?" Kowalski asked. "Your sad look." Classified said. Short Fuse sighed. "I don't know boss. I've got a feeling that those penguins are up to no good." Short Fuse said. Classified nodded. "Yes. They are." He said. Kowalski, Rico, and Private got some weapons. Their weapons were from Rico's mouth.
"Gross." Short Fuse said. Rico mumbled something. Short Fuse stared at Rico. Eva looked at Kowalski. "Alright guys. We look good with these weapons." Kowalski said. Rico and Private nodded. Then the penguins and the North Wind went to the jet. "Now here's the plan. Kowalski, Rico, and Private. Your job is to create a diversion to get Dave's octopus minions out of the way. It's just like the last mission that we did." Classified said.
"I guess I was wrong." Private said. Kowalski and Rico nodded. Private sighed. "I'll do it myself." He said and slapped himself. "Then the rest of us will take down Dave and Dr. Blowhole." Classified said. The penguins were quiet. The North Wind was very busy right now. "Hey. How about we leave this jet." Kowalski said. Rico nodded. "But how do we leave without getting caught?" Private asked. "We can leave after the jet lands." Kowalski said. Private and Rico nodded.
Then Rico's stomach was growling. "I'm hungry. Where are those cheezy dibbles?" Rico asked. "We're not supposed to eat anything in this jet." Eva said. "Didn't I tell you that?" Classified asked. "Nope." Rico said. "Fine. I'll tell you now. There is no eating in this jet! It's very expensive and you owe us nineteen million dollars for the damage that you caused of our last jet!" Classified yelled. " But we don't have nineteen million dollars." Kowalski said. Classified growled."Don't growl at me!" Kowalski yelled. "He just did." Rico said. "Yeah. I know that Rico." Kowalski said.
Two hours later, the jet landed. "You know what to do penguins." Classified said. Kowalski nodded. Classified, Corporal, Short Fuse, and Eva hid in a bush. "Okay. Let's go." Kowalski said. Quickly and quietly Kowalski, Rico, and Private walked away. They were free from the North Wind. "Yes! Our plan worked. Now let's head back to the Penguin HQ and stop the villains ourselves." Kowalski said. "We don't need those guys." Private said. "Right. They hate us. They think we're idiots. Well they're jerks! Rico yelled. "Now Rico, don't let them intimidate us." Private said. "Private's right." Kowalski said. The penguins started to walk back to the Penguin HQ.
Classified looked around. He still saw Dave minions. "What!? Those ludicrous penguins didn't divert the octopi!" Classified screamed. The penguins smiled. "Now what?" Rico asked. "We find the Penguin HQ." Kowalski said. "I know that. It's just...let me rephrase that. Where are we?" Rico asked. "Lost." Kowalski said. "Crikey!" Private yelled. Rico and Kowalski looked at Private. "What?" Rico asked. "We'll never see Skipper ever again!" Private screamed. "Now hold on! I'm in charge. Private, we'll be able to see Skipper again. Rico, I know we're lost but we'll find our way back to the Penguin HQ." Kowalski said. "We just need to..." Kowalski was interrupted by Classified.
"What!? What are you doing!? You were supposed to create the diversion!" Classified yelled. "We're dead." Private said. "Uh huh." Rico said. "Hold it! We're tired of being treated like dirt!" Kowalski yelled. "Sure we're not professionals, but we deserve to be treated better!" Kowalski screamed. Private and Rico were silent. "I will treat you better you penguins." Classified said. "Now back in the jet! Now!" The three penguins went back to the jet. They weren't allowed to do anything. The North Wind did their normal job.
"This sucks." Rico said. Private and Kowalski nodded. "This is worse. Why did we let Classified lead?" Kowalski asked. "How should I know?" Rico asked. Kowalski and Rico stared at each other. "Enough! Let's just sit down like normal penguins." Private said. Classified went into the jet with Corporal, Eva, and Short Fuse. He started the jet and they flew off. Everyone was silent.
"So did you stop Dave?" Kowalski asked. "Be quiet." Classified said. "But he just asked a..." Private was interrupted by Classified. "Be quiet!" Classified yelled. "Ooh." Private said and his put his wings over his mouth. He wasn't supposed to talk. Rico's stomach was still growling. "I'm starving!" Rico yelled. Private and Kowalski were annoyed. "He's making Rico starve! That's not a good leader." Private said. "Agreed. Stop the jet!" Kowalski yelled. "What are you three penguins doing now!?" Classified asked. "Rico's hungry and you don't care!" Kowalski yelled. "Skipper wouldn't let Rico starve!" Private yelled. Classified sighed.
Rico was holding onto his stomach. Then Private started yelling. "Skipper! We need you!" He yelled. Kowalski and Private looked at Rico.
To Be Continued.
