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"So once there was this guy." Rose began, a small smirk flashing across her face.

"Aaand?" I sighed, rolling my eyes, as I tightened my arms around her.

"He told me to come inside this room." She continued, "And made me lie down."

"Continue….." I said, growing a bit suspicious.

"H-he made me… o-open up." She stuttered, shielding her face from me with her thick Weasley hair.

"Wait, what?" I turned her around, placing my hands on her shoulders, shaking her slightly, "Why didn't you just run away or something? We have to tell Al. And Hugo. And Louis. Oh Merlin, this man needs to be sent to Azkaban or something! Why didn't you tell us this before?" I snarled, preparing to get up.

"N-no, Scorpi..pius. I h-had to. Stay I mean," She mumbled, bowing her head so I couldn't see her (sure to be horrified) expression, "He… he kind of…. well he put something ins…inside me… and then…. and when he took… took it out, I started bleeding." She buried her face in her hands as I pulled her toward my chest.

"Rose," I demanded softly, "Rose," I insisted as she nodded shakily, "Who was this man?" My voice shook as fear built up inside me, fearing the worst.

"T-the dentist!" She threw her head up as peals of laughter filled the room.

"W-wait, um…. who?" My eyes widened as my hands fell from her shoulders.

"The dentist, Scorp," She looked at me with her ocean blue eyes, snickering, "Oh Merlin, Scorp. Did you see your face when-? I mean did you-? Oh…!" She erupted into another fit of laughter as she fell off my lap onto the floor, clutching her sides, "I'm telling Al!" She announced suddenly, sniggering as she stood up, running toward the common room entrance, her hair flying behind her.

"No! Rose! No, please!" I pleaded as I raced after her.

Oh, Al was going to give me hell for this.

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