Authors note: hello! So a lot of you guys wanted me to continue so here I am and here is... Well the story!
Steve looked down at the bundle in his arms. How did he manage to get himself stuck in this mess? Marie had stuffed a huge duffel bag filled with diapers, baby food, and practically everything that could be fit inside the bag. As he strolled down the street holding a baby in one arm and in the air a bag, people kept giving him odd looks. Steve shrugged it off and saw in the distance the Stark Towers. It was around noon so his 'friends' should be up and at the meeting area. Once he finally reached the building, Payton began to cry and Steve nearly dropped the screaming infant. Sighing loudly and not quite sure what to do, he picked the baby up by two hands and stared at her before realizing that the bottom area was slightly... Moist. Steve's cheeks tinted red as the baby's cries turned to screams and more people noticed. He did an awkward laugh before bolting into the lobby and into the bathroom. Quickly laying the child down, he undressed the bottom half and took off the diaper (making a disgusted noise in the process). He kept the pants off and only the diaper in peer fear that she would need to be changed again. Once the child was rearranged, Steve stood up with the baby and walked over to the elevator. It was an awkward silence as he rode up, the baby here and there making cooing noises. He sucked in a deep breath as the elevator dinged and he solemnly walked out.
"Come in!" A voice called in the kitchen.
Tony.
Steve sighed and walked in. "Hi Tony."
Tony's back was facing him as he was making a sandwich. "Hiya Cap. What brings you to the most amazing place of me?"
Steve snorted. "I have a gift."
Tony's shoulders tensed as he spun around and nearly dropped the sandwich to the floor. "Steve..." He said slowly. "Why, may I ask, do you have another human being in your meaty arms?"
Steve looked at his arms. "They aren't meaty! Just toned."
Tony blinked and pinched his temple. "Yeah sure whatever but can we please get to the point of, oh I don't know, THE FACT YOU HAVE A BABY IN YOUR POSSESSION?!"
Payton began to cry at the yelling and Steve began to rock her as he glared at Tony. "Great job! You made Payton cry!"
Tony's eyes widened and he spun in a circle. "He's naming things now, dear God.."
Steve gently kissed the top of her head as she started to quiet down and rested her head on his shoulder. "Tony there is no need for shouting."
Tony dragged a hand down his face and put on a very high pitched and cheery voice. "Fine Mr. Rogers can you please explain to me why you are holding a baby girl?"
Steve huffed and did the same with his voice. "Why do you want to know?"
Tony spun around and marched towards Steve still with his cheery voice. "Maybe because she's under my roof."
Steve stepped closer too with a huge grin. "Because my friend needed somebody to watch her."
"You do realize we are in the most dangerous building in all of the city."
"Well maybe you could just help me."
"I don't think so Cap."
But before they could finish arguing, there was a ding from the elevator and as the two boys looked at the door, both turned bright shades of red as Black Widow, with a gaping mouth stared at them.
"What. The. Hell."
And even in the dangerous moment, Steve blocked Payton's ears and whispered. "Don't swear."
Oh this'll be fun.
