Chapter 2: Your Name


Disclaimer: Oregairu is belongs to Wataru Watari (渡 航) except this fanfic


Once upon a time back in elementary school there was a boy who was infamous for his dead eye. Even though He was loner it didn't hurt him. Thanked to that he got plenty of time to spend than wasting time in evil youth. That what was he thought. But Gods never gave him his mercy. There was a girl who sits beside him. That girl was very weird. Their first meet was also very strange way. Girl whenever got time, she teased the loner boy or dragged him to certain place. It wasn't like they didn't get alone, they did get alone effectively. They were like an odd couple. Fighting each other in domino, chess, poker, street fighter 2 and so many games; debating over Food & Little Sister; comforting loner boy or saving weird girl from social bully etc. were their everyday basis. In other words they were in good term until 6th grade. The girl suddenly went overseas due to his family circumstance. The boy never got a chance to say goodbye. He believed they will meet again before middle school confess. And now that girl is front of the boy.


"KIKI!" I said in loud. Oops! I said it loud which attracted whole café attention.

"Ah.. At lest you remember my nickname not real name." she said with relief and took seat front of me.

[Kiki do you love me~ are you riding~] Sid stared to sing over there. I chose to ignore him. I respect Drake.

I remember now. Kiki was old frie.. I mean old acquaintance and classmate of mine back in elementary school. We were in same class till graduation. Because of his parents' circumstance, she went to France before graduation. Look like she also came back. Kiki wasn't her real. I gave her that because of that event. Her real name is …aa….mmmm….. I forget. Great.

"I can't forget that name. You knoww~" I said. Sometime Isseki's punchline can be useful.

"Then tell me, what my real name is?" Kiki asked and looked at me like she read my mind like the old time. Yikes.

My face turned to pale. Even I know her, I forget her name. What's her name? Kawasaki? No, that's not her name. Sid, why you not helping me now? Guess time to use humor.

"a…Btw my name is Hikigaya. Nice to meet you." I greeted her warmly.

"Nice to meet you too, I am your worst nightmare." She greeted me back with warm slime. Yep she didn't change, still 'not moving before get her answer' type person.

"OK. I give up. Sorry, I forgot your name." I said with defeated tone. "Forgive me."

"Like hell I gonna forgive you." Kiki said to while having 's grin. Look like she really didn't change at all.

"What? Oh come on, it's almost four year. Even you don't remember my n.."

"your name is Hachiman Hikigaya." She cut me before finishing my excuse. Wait how you can you forget Hachiman she was top student who can memorized everything in elementary school. "The boy who proclaim himself as the assessor of Kratos…"

"Stop! Stop right there..?!" I stopped her before open more my dark history. Jeez…why the hell you memorized those? Don't waste your brain storage. "So what kind of punishment you want to me to deserve."

"Hey I am not that evil, you knoww~" Kiki said with cute smile. No no, you are evil and don't use isseki's punchline. "I am just giving you a chance. All you have to do take the hint and figure out my full real name in 60 second."

"Wait what I don't get it." I said because I really didn't understand.

"The hint is.." Oi woman, are you listening? "The thing that brings luck."

Very weird riddle. Like you. Ahem…

"59" she started count down.

Well solving riddle is special skill of monster of logic. But problem is that this riddle is about luck is opposite of logic. Still riddle is a riddle. So what brings people luck. Mmmm…

"49" 10 second already passed in thinking. So logically, one thing came in mind.

"Money." I said. I know it isn't correct but worth to try.

"29" What?

"Hey?"

"What? Wrong answer will cause sink your time. Didn't I mention it before." She said and put a hand on her chin. That's cheating..!

[hahahaha] stop laughing, Sid, instated of helping me!

[Goood luck haha] You traitor! Wait good luck…

…?! I remember now.

'No matter where you are in this world... I swear, I'll find you again. Because I know your name' this flashback really embarrassing to remember because I never got a chance say goodbye. yet.

"I remember." I looked at her; she looked at me. Our eyes locked and we stared each other. Her eyes are so beautiful that I don't want to look away. Calm thyself, Hachiman. "Your name is Yotsuba Koiwai."

"…" She was quite and her face suddenly turn red.. maybe because of winter. Yeah, right. {A.N.: He is an idiot. ==}

Don't be quite. What? Out of words? Should I take your silence as yes, Yotsuba Koiwai? Ohoh. I couldn't stop smirking. I won this round like back then.

"4" What?

"3"[3] My face turned into pale; shocked; confused.

"Wait it can't be.."

"2"[2] stop mimicking it, Sid!?

"1"[1] Hey!

"Ding! Ding! Ding! Times up! You lose." She said with victory sign. Just how?

"How" I said. My whole body stunned.

"I don't care. But it's time to punishment." She said with sadist smile. Woman you are scaring me!? Well moment of truth. "Never call me by my real name forever."

"What?" I asked. What's she saying?

"*sigh* just always call me Kiki forever and I called you Hachi. That's it. Easy peasy nice cheesy." she said.

"OK fine by me" I said as i don't not see it as a problem.

"Promised?" said and she looked with puppy eyes. What are you 6th grade loli. Wait she is a loli. Pfft.

"I promised, swore by Rom-com god." I smiled. Now think about it. "Can I ask a question?"

"Sure."

"What is your name? Just asking."

"Oh my name is Yotsuba Koiwai"

…..huh?

"What did you said?"

"Aww… your reaction look so cute like if I don't looked at your eyes. And yes, I lied. Well, lying is human first nature, right? Tee-hee ." She said with a cute and showing me her tongue.

Agrh Calm thyself Hachiman dont be angry. How can you forget Yotsuba Koiwai AKA Kiki is not a nice girl.


Hi guys, thanks for your support. You properly notice that I am making chapter short. Well so i can(hope so) upload every week. And I was asked what inspired me write this fanfic, well after hearing 'girls like you' from Maroon 5, I thought Hachiman should deserve something like that. So that's why I right. Then see you in next chapter and Happy new year!