I'm thinking the teaser gave off the wrong feeling, I will say this with the most honesty THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE. I personally as a fan cannot see anyone in the COD Nazi Zombies world especially Edward Richtofen (Who is the main character) in love with another human being, having a normal lovey dovey relationship.
My OC'S were not created to pleasure some fandom I have, but simply to entertain and allow me to have something to relate to as I write. If you don't believe me I'll tell you that Teufel was originally male but I didnt think the characters would be able to interact as well so I did a little gender swapping.
Anyway, I say this again. No romance your favorite characters are not going to be ruined by me in anyway(At least I really hope not)
This fan fiction has been my pride and joy for the past few weeks and I'm going to keep at it.
Thank you.
Together in the Kino der toten lobby sat three men gathered in a wide circle.
"Alright so we brought ourselfs some time, what do we do now." Asked the first one he had dirty blonde hair, sky blue eyes and wore a blood coated marines uniform with the American flag patched on his left shoulder.
"First we get ammo" Said the next with a strong Russian accent and clothing that created the alusion of a cold room. "Then Vodka." He smiled drunkly earning a glare from everyone else.
The last gentle man of the circle; A japanese man had dark hair and eyes to match he glanced towards a dark figure who glowed blue with the light from the quick revive machine. It's catchy tune was the only thing breaking the momentary silence among them all. "Doctor, do we hav time?"
"Ja, ja ze crawling minion isn't going anyvhere." Exclaimed the Doctor who was shoving his booted heel into the hip of the snarling but legless creature below him. So long as they kept this one alive they wouldn't have to deal with another giant hoard of undead Nazi's and disgusting walking stinkbombs.
The American was up first holding his empty MP5K as his side. "Sounds like a plan to me" with that he turns and heads up the old flight of stairs disappearing through the doorway.
After him came the Russian man who shuffled up while obnouxiously clicking the trigger of his M16 SMG and singing off key about a woman he'd once had.
The third man didn't get up at first but when his teammate began ruthlessly stomping the poor beast further into the ground and giggling to himself he felt like he had to.
Tank Dempsey was the first to find what he needed, Grabbing much more then he could carry in both hands comfortably just incase they found them self doing endless rounds without breaking inbetween. "Try and make it quick Nikolai." He called while loading his pockets with bullets, reciving nothing but a loud grunt in return. Nikolai wasn't concerned with tank hewas doing a bit of exploring by the teleporter, the power had been turned on and the machine hummed ominously. "Piece of trash" he muttered "if it was from mother land it'd work good, take us home. Big soviet flag on top." the Russian raised his arms above his head and spread them wide in a dramatic motion.
"Hey! Communist! Hurry your ass or I'm leaving without ya'"
Rolling his eyes Nikolai began to trail away from the pretty much useless machine and back the in the direction he came, he didn't notice or perhaps didn't care that it had began to suddently spark and roar to life like something was coming through.
Back in the main room Takeo was enjoying the piece and quiet while rebuilding the barriers on all of the open windows, placing each plank carefully one by one. Doctor Richtofen was still playing with that crawler using the tip of his shoe to pierce its sides, he probably wanted to kill it so bad but seemed to be content with simple torture a smile creeping across his features as it let out a gurgled scream. Suddently the flat multicolored pad in the middle of the floor began swirling and light sparked above it.
Edward glanced up Takeo didn't stop what he was doing, he was used to the thing making all kinds of noises now and then. Before them Appeared a pair of bodies smoke covering them from sight, they coughed and sputtered swatting away the thick stiff air and dust that blinded them.
Richtofen abandoned his toy and stomped right over making up all kinds of assumptions in his crazy little head. "You lazy Idioten, Ve need ze teleporter for ze begining of zhe next round." He hissed and glared like an angry cat.
"Oi, who the hell are you yelling at?" Replied a voice that seemed just as angry his.
Richtofen was taken back, he was expecting Nikolai and Tank not anyone else. "Who are you?"
Coughing the figure stepped off of the raised platform and down to face the Doctor; it was a young girl just a few inches shorter then him wearing a black T-shirt and a dark sleeveless denim jacket with asymetrically printed jeans, she had short boyishly cut black hair and honey brown eyes that made her sort of pretty until she opened her mouth.
"Your mother, Toaster strudel." She grinned but Richtofen was not pleased at all. Infact if it hadn't been for Takeo's quick approach he would have cut that mouth right off of her face just for the heck of it. "Wher did you com from?" He asked in a low voice bowing to the female showing that he unlike the fuming Doctor meant no harm or disrespect. The young woman scratched the back of her head and shrugged. "To be honest I don't know, I was just sitting in my basement with my friend Jane-" the second figure waved when her name was called, she was shorter then them all; Wearing a pink button up, leggings and flats "-then boom!" She clapped her hands loudly. "Sucked right into this lightening blast."
He nodded no doubt about it they had gotten teleported here some how, "Ah I see" and said nothing more. Looking to the Doctor for some sort of explanation that would make this logical but he apperently by the raise of his shoulders had none.
"Hey, what's going on? We heard the teleporter go off." Called Tank from the banister overhead, Nikolai was already waltzing down the stairs in front of him catching sight of the girls that the other two had been questioning. "Little girls? What they doing here" He raised an eyebrow curiously probably considering that he was drunk and seeing things.
"Ohhh! Isn't that the guy I was playing as?" The second girl who had been identified as jane shouted in a shrill voice running right towards Tank who began to feel very awkward when she latched on to his waist and began saying things like: 'Your so cool when you kill zombies' and 'can you say one of your quotes please?' The Marine took a deep breath and held it, keeping his hands in plain sight so no one would think anything vile of him. "Playing as? Miss? Uh.." He began in the kindest voice he could muster with his raspy macho man tone. "How's about a little space huh doll?" Jane blinked dumbly tilting her blond head to the left as if he were speaking another language, it took her a while to answer or even move. "Oh! Aha I see," she laughed and grabbed the mans hands placing them to her own hips. "Its totally ok! I'm legal~"
Tank's jaw dropped, Were all teenage girls this stupid? "Woah."
Nikolai bursted with uncontrolable laughter. "Only ass American can get!"
Richtofen's eyebrow twitched with annoyance. "As if one wasn't enough"
Takeo muttered something about great dishonor and went back to boarding up the large empty holes. Making a bit more noise then necessary in order to drown them out
And Teufel? Well she had seen enough. "Ok on that note, I'm leaving now. Blondie it was horrible knowing you so stay here with them I hope Dempsey doesn't mind someone as idiotic as him hanging around." -It was around there that Richtofen had lost it and joined the Russian in a fit of laughter. Teufel scowled and stepped onto the teleporter pad, turning to face her audience with her fingers spread half and half like they did in her favorite sci-fi film Star Trek.
Eyes squeezed shut "Live long and suck it!" The perfect exit.
If the stupid thing had worked like she hoped it would have been. Right now though, she managed to look pretty foolish. When she opened her eyes they were all there, staring and sort of confused. "Okay what the hell" she taps the thing with her foot, when that doesn't work Teu jumps up and down repeatedly puting emphasis on each word. "Why. Won't. It. Work!"
Richtofen wiped laughter from his eyes and waltzed over, pushing the child off of the thing he sent her pratically flying with little force. "It needs to cool off, und even if it vas vorking you vouldn't go anyvhere far."
"So were stuck?~" Cooed Jane still latched to a now, slightly annoyed Tank. "For now" The German replied.
Nikolai turned his back on them all completely disinterested, "Psh women fight Zombies? No. Too bad we don't have kitchen here."
"Oh I'll give you a kitchen." Threatened Teu with her hand balled up in a tight fist. They began to argue
Blondie being the only happy one began cheering and dancing around "We're stuck, We're stuck~!" Until a loud jumble of terrifying screams where heard. The conversation stopped.
"Vhere is ze crawl-"
"Ewww! Look I just stepped on this dead.. Thing." Jane cried out scraping the bottom of her sparkling flats on the floor besides the body of a completely squashed crawler the only thing keeping the other unmentionables away. It nicked her ankle and she was bleeding a bit "Dummkopf." They all sighed in unison break time was over. Richtofen, Tank, Nikolai and Takeo all loaded their guns properly prepared for the demons coming their way. "Come on cheerleader grab a gun and start shooting." Said Teufel who was pulling an Olimpia off the wall, not the best but it would have to do for now.
It was quite a beautiful thing smooth and shiny which made up for its uselessness in higher levels, she pondered for a second about the kind of people who made guns and what they were like...
"Little girl! Behind you." The russian warned, snapping out of her trance quickly she whirled around coming face to face with an undead Nazi its breath smelling of rotting flesh burning her eyes and its jaw clattering up and down broken some how hanging by a long piece of darkened flesh. Teu shoves the barrel of the gun into its mouth blowing a bullet through the tip of croked spine sending its head right off of the shoulders. "Boom!" She shouts over blaring sounds of rapid fire and demonic battle cries.
"Ah so you are good with gun?" He (Being Nikolai) asked trying not to take his eyes off his targets while conversing.
"Yea, Nothing special though." She replied, doing the same "I used to shoot birds in my backyard with my dad, My aim is terrible so shotguns are good for me."
Jane on the other hand had no leathal experience at all almost every shot she took was a miss. When they got too close she tossed her gun onto the floor flailing around and running from them unarmed like a gigantic moving target. "Get over here, hurry up!" Motioned Dempsey he couldn't bare to watch her flee in circles anymore loudly calling for help, she quickly ran between his arms standing chest to back as he shot over her.
Takeo was blasting through the windows so none of the beasts would even have a chance to make it out. They roared and tore the wodden planks appart twisting their loose joint in unnatural and inhumane ways..such that made your skin crawl with terror. "Ja, JA! Come my minions!" Called the doctor with his knife held strongly in his right hand, he was soaked in crimson blood from his uniform to his face even his pale lips that were tinted a dark rusty color. Everytime a zombie got too close he'd jab the sharp blade into their throat and drag it across enjoying the red water fall that flowed over his fingertips while the sound of taring muscle blessed his ears. "Beautiful" an effective killing method but painstakingly slow.
Filthy undeads were everywhere, grabbing and snaching whatever they could, as their yellow beady eyes stared into your very being. You could almost hear voices rising from them screaching the same name 'Sam'. The last cry they heard was from a lone monstrocity that took a shot gun to the face, its blood sprinkling onto Teu's forehead like poke a'dots when she shot it and its facial organs flying in all directions around the room.
It was finally quiet for a bit atleast, bunches of corpses sat piled up on the floor. There didn't seem to be many this go around, it was expected to be the last horde of the day. Which meant they'd soon return in bigger numbers.
Teufels P.O.V
For a while things were peaceful, the sun was set and the only source of light came from the moon and its reflective glow shinning through broken windows and holes in the walls. Leaving some parts of the large theader in the piercing darkness.
Nikolai and I sat together on the shredded couch in the lobby he was gulping down a bottle of strong liquor while I watched pretty amazed at his ability to hold it all down. "Have drink little girl." He passed the glass bottle to me.
"Euh, No thanks big guy" I pushed it away denying kindly, the smell of the sloshing drink was just to much plus I still had a few years to go before drinking age and I wasn't into breaking the law.. Atleast not anymore. "Suit self" he shrugged and continued on with his merry ways singing something about how his third wife drank more then him before he killed her.
Being here was still kind of hard to believe but I was numb with understanding and disconcern, To be completely blunt we were pretty much sucked right up into the telivision playing a real time video game with four grown men like it was normal. After all it felt normal, like we'd know eachother for months now and it'd only been a little while. I couldn't help but sigh to myself, This was pretty cool and all but now I had twenty bucks and no chance for pizza. If I had to starve I would die... Oh and the zombies yeah they'd probably kill me too. Nice to know I had a choice in the way I was to perish.
Out of the corner of my eye I noticed Tank approaching looking pretty exausted while Jane trailed behind no doubt talking his ear off.
"But then she was like, if you where black eyeliner your gothic. Then I was like noooo if it has glitter in it-"
Honestly I felt bad for the poor guy.
"Hey Jane, why don't you go bother Takeo for a bit?" He groaned which must have insulted her in some way because stuck her nose up in the air and strutted off towards the terrified japanese man who called us all dishonorable ass's. I never imagined him to be so judgmental..
Nikolai and I chuckled mockingly but Tank simply glared and snatched the Vodka out of the Russians hand, taking a nice big gulp to ease his 'head trauma' and 'bleeding ears'. "Ugh what a dumb broad."
"Go easy on that stuff." I say to Dempsey as the man besides me snatches his bottle back with a threatening look on his face. "That's why they stay in kitchen." Niko mumbled but we both decided to ignore him and his dry humor.
"Yeah yeah." He replies sluring already. See I told him it was strong. "What's a chick know about drinking anyway? Or killing Zombies for that matter, shouldn't you be finding a way home?"
My eyebrow twitched what the hell was up with them and beings that possessed vagina's?, "Look I have a name; its Teufel and I'm not a little girl or a chick! I'm seventeen." I balled up my fist tightly. "If I could go home I would! No one wants to stay here with you all anyway!"
He shrugged showing me that he just couldn't give a rats ass what my name was or how old I am. "Whatever."
Rolling my eyes I stood up from my seat in the center of the group stretching a bit, "I'll be back I'm going to explore" I waved half heartedly and stomped to up to the second floor, through the large double doors.
It was dark up here, like that real unatural darkness where you felt the need to open your eyes really really and wide and transform them into some infrared binoculars just to see your own hand. Yeah, that kind. The air around me was stale and cold as I passed useless furniture, barricaded walls, and down set of steps. I really wished I was half cat or something then I wouldn't have to reach out a feel around to avoid falling flat on my damn face. The walls along side the stairs felt pretty worn, there had been what felt like pictures or posters hung on them once but now they were ripped to shreads, and moist to the touch. If I remembered correctly this was the way to the third room the one with the giant turret on the table and the speed cola machine. I could probably switch my Olimpia for something better like the Stakeout if I could just find the damn chalk outline and some light!
Both hands outstreched fully before me I search for the opening of the last door heading right for a becon of light gleaming in the distance. I felt the breeze of an open air on the bridge of my nose that signald 'go straight ahead' but the tips sensitive of my fingers pressed into an unseen obstacle in my way. I ran my hands across it trying to wrap my brain around its shape and clothed exterior, long and rather narrow.. my digits surfed along it gently I held my breath running my hands down further and further was It just me or did this thing feel..warm? Heat radiated from it not just reguar heat either this was body heat. "Epp!" I start to sceam but a pair of gloved hands covered my mouth pulling me upwards, Out of panic I swung my raised foot forward
slamming it into the figures side. It sucked in air blissfully pratically moaning in estacy then wispered. "ich an der Reihe" It thrusted forward busting the side of my face.
I only felt the pain for a second, then nothing.
Translations via Google Translate-
idioten- Idiots.
Ich an der Reihe- My turn.
dummKopf - Translates to = Stupid head
