The House Of Horror
Me: -hums-
Gaara: I LIVE!
Me: only casue i let ya
Gaara: you looove me and you know it
Me: shut up
Itachi: can i have my job for this story too?
Me: but of course
Itachi: YAY!
digitalcat17: yay! i'm glad you like the coustumes! at least SOMEONE has good ones...right jackie?
Alien26: ha used one of your may ideas! i may use some more...you had good ones oh and when you said high school was goning to be hell...its WORSE then hell. i would really rather BE in hell
PirateCaptainBo: :D i'm so glad you do! Naruto said the last line. i forgot to add that ' i'm really glad you like it so much! you'll see bout them .
redsoul: thanks!
Heart's Door: well sasuke DOES look like itachi and itachi IS a pretty boy! glad you like the idea!
Kimyuri: feh whatever yourself
tiffanylicis: glad your enjoying so far!
weirdest1: lol! your reviews rock! and thats not nice gaara wants you dead!
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto, M&Ms, Barbie (thank god), Kagura, Hollister, The Pope, Monopoly, Jason, The Little Shop Of Horrors, or any candy that may be mentioned.
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"YOSH!" Lee yelled as they came to the door of the house. Lee knocked and waited. The door swung open by itself.
"It MAY just be me but…that's just weird," Sakura said. Ino nodded.
"Well…lets go in…I guess…" Kankuro said.
They all walked in and the door slammed behind them, making Hinata jump.
"Hinata? You ok?" Naruto asked. The girl blushed and nodded.
"H-h-h-hai N-naruto-kun," she stuttered.
"Anyone home?!" Naruto yelled. Neji looked around with his Byakugan activated.
"Looks like no one is here," he said, deactivating his bloodline.
"THEN HOW DID THE DOOR OPEN (YEAH)?!" Ino and Deidara yelled.
"Ha!" Sasori said and pointed to Ino. "It's Deidara's girl from!"
"NANI (YEAH)!?" they yelled.
Itachi pushed his glasses up. "Hum…there has to be a logical reason…THE WIND! Twis only the wind."
"IT'S NEVER JUST THE WIND!" Tenten yelled. "STOP KILLING PEOPLE AND WATCH A DAMN HORROR MOVIE!"
"Well…" Sasuke said. "If there isn't anyone here…lets just go, I guess." Sasuke went to open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Oh shit…its locked from the outside."
"Foolish little brother! Let me open it!" Itachi tried an unlocking Jutsu. Nothing. Sasuke tried a fire Jutsu. Nothing. Itachi tried using Amaterasu and that only got Kisame yelling at him for furthering ruining his failing eyesight. Sasuke even tried poofing out. Nothing.
"Ok yeah we're trapped," they both said.
"Oh you too?" a familiar voice asked and out walked Kakashi, Iruka, Asuma, Gai, and Kurenai, all dressed up.
Gai was…a big green M&M.
Kakashi was a pirate. He wore a black eye patch over his Sharingan eye. He had on baggy brown pants and a baggy tan puffy shirt (A/N: if you watch 'Seinfeld' and saw the Puffy Shirt episode you know what I'm talking about). Over the shirt was a long brown vest. He had on a clip on hoop earring on his left ear and he had a sword attatched to his waist. Though Kakashi was a pirate, he was sorta of a bandit too cause he had a bandana wrapped around his mouth where his mask would be.
Iruka was a…teacher but instead of his normal outfit he had on a black suit and a red and white stripped tie. He also was carrying an apple.
Kurenai was a flower goddess. She had on a long flowy green dress with a pink strap falling down one side. The dress had a Sakura petal print. She had also made a sort of crown out of flower peals. She had on green sandals with pink rose buds on them.
Asuma was a Karate teacher. He was dressed in the usual Karate uniform with a black belt and no shoes nor sandals.
"Whoa…how'd you get here?" Kakuzu asked.
"Asuma's fault," Kurenai said.
(Flashback)
"MY FRIENDS KAKASHI, IUKA, KURENAI, AND ASUMA! WE SHOULD GO TRICK-OR-TREATING TONIGHT! IT'S A WONDERFUL WAY TO RE ENERGIZE OUR YOUTH! PLUS I MIGHT SEE MY ABORABLE STUDENT, LEE!"
"Sure Gai…" they all mumbled.
(Later that night)
"Maybe they're there," Asuma pointed out the creepy old house.
"Doesn't look youthful but maybe," Gai mumbled.
They went up to the creepy house and the door opened by itself. When the Jounin and 1 Chuunin walked in it slammed itself and they where trapped.
(Flashback)
"GAI-SENSEI! YOU CARED WNOUGH TO LOOK FOR ME?!" Lee cried.
"LEE! OF COUSE LEE!" Gai cried.
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!"
"GAI-SENSEI!"
"LEE!" Everyone sweatdropped but they didn't notice a white haired mummy gag Hinata and drag her away…
