Chance Meeting or Fate?

"My, my look at what we have here. A little pussy cat". Selina crouched down ready to spring into action if need be but the Joker just stood there casually leaning across the diamond case that she desperately needed to get to. He was tall and imposing, the air around him seemed to be charged with unruly energy. She took him in, the purple coat, the bright green hair, stark white face, coal rimmed eyes, and striking of all, his signature painted red smile. From the distance she could just make out the raised jagged uneven bits of flesh under the bright red paint. All the colors, he was sort of beautiful. Selina knew art, and she could appreciate beauty when she saw it, and Joker was definitely a sight to behold. He was like the love child of Picasso, and Vangough. "What?, is it the scars"? Selina shook her head, not daring to even blink, he just smirked "You know doll, its been a long time since Ive let my little guy get wet. How about you do me a solid, I promise you will not regret it". Selina had never been propositioned so crudely but she would be lying if she didn't admit to liking his assertiveness. "Sorry Joker, i'm not that kind of girl, you should at least buy me dinner first". She smiled, slowly approaching him. He laughed his head going back and suddenly slamming his fist down into the glass container and yanking the case of rare Leo diamonds out. "How rude of me, you have to pay to play huh"? Selina paused, unsure if she should come any closer at his sudden violent outburst. His hand appeared to be bleeding, being cut from the sharp glass "Here kitty kitty kitty Pss Pss Pss Pss". Joker motioned with his hand holding the diamond case out to her. Selina approached him cautiously, waiting for what she didn't know. He handed her the display case and Selina gratefully took it depositing the goods into her satchel. He shooed her away with his hand "Get going kitty, before the pound comes and locks you away". Why didn't she just leave? She had no idea, she would blame it on her damned curiosity or maybe the fact that this dangerous man just let her walk away unscathed when he had burned half of Gotham just to send a message. She practically skipped back to him, putting away her whip. He just watched her with those coal shark eyes of his. He was so tall, even with her boots on that she still had to look up at him. She shivered at his close dominant presence, he smelled of gasoline and something else that she couldn't identify but without hesitation she grabbed him by the lapels of his purple overcoat and licked his mouth and scars. Joker shivered at the contact grabbing her neck and holding her there until her mouth opened for a proper kiss. The sound of distant sirens brought them back to a hazy reality. The joker tilted her head back and bit her on the chin playfully, his other hand found the zipper to her catsuit, Selina just looked on mesmerized, she felt like mush and couldn't think at all. He spun her around so her backside was flush with his front. She could feel his hardness poking her back, he brought her zipper dangerously low, placing a card under her left breast and zipping it all the way back up to her neck. He shoved her away swatting her bottom playfully "Naughty kitty, I like that"! "Run along my little pussy, Daddy has to clean up some spilt milk". Selina turned giving one last glance over her shoulder to the Joker who just smirked shooing her away with his hand. Selina ran into the night, careful to stay in the shadows to avoid being spotted by GCPD.

Her suit was uncomfortable, she was soaking wet, and with the patten leather and PVC the moisture had no where to go, so it just sat on top of her skin reminding her of how dangerously close she was to giving herself to the Joker and how unfulfilled she was. God she needed to get laid, how long had it been? Four, five years? Wow, she really needed to get a life. When she got to her condo, Holly was pacing in the living room her face was red and puffy. The girl had separation anxiety and Selina hated being the cause. "Oh Selina, Thank God"! the girl cried running barefoot and hugging Selina tight, Selina shushed the girl placing a kiss on her head and holding on to her, careful to not cut her with the nails on her gloves. " Aunt Maggie stopped by and told me what was going on, and then I saw the news of Joker blowing up the bank across from the mark and thought something bad happened". Selina continued to hold the girl "Ssh it's ok, nothing happened. I even got something for you. Selina pulled off her gloves and dug into her satchel. She found the little black diamond cat pendent and held it out to the girl. She was pleased to see Holly's eyes light up at the gift. "Its perfect"! "Please Selina, you have to take me with you next time so I can watch your back. I think if I'm there you will be ok". Selina ruffled her hair. "Silly, Hopefully there is no next time, and I told you before that I cant allow that. It's not safe". "But Selina I promise I wont get into any trouble, please. What if something happens to you"? Selina removed her mask shaking her head. "No Holly, hopefully there wont be a next time. And Maggie had no business getting you all worked up". God Selina hated her sister sometimes, she was so immature and never thought about the consequences of her actions or other peoples feelings. "You promise right Selina". "Come on squirt, I give you my word that I will not let anything happen to you, and I will always come home to you". It was weird for Selina looking at the now 16 year old girl before her, she was practically a woman. Selina herself was still young only 28 but the girl looked up to her like a mother. Holly followed Selina to her bedroom allowing Selina to tuck her into bed. Holly sat the necklace in her bedside drawer knowing Isis would have swatted the item had she hung it over her lampshade. "Selina whats that on your face"? Holly reached out smearing the white greasepaint on her fingers. "Huh, must've been from the big bad Joker". Holly sat straight up in bed squealing "OH MY GOD Selina what happened"! Selina smirked, "Ladies never kiss and tell". Selina pretended she was going to leave and Holly grabbed her hand pulling her into the bed with her. Selina tucked the girl back in, laying on top of the covers she smoothed the girls hair as she gave a PG version of the story. Holly loved the story, thinking the Joker had saved her from GCPD, and who knows maybe he sort of did. Selina left but couldn't resist doing a little booty shake in the doorway "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". Holly through a pillow at her calling her corny and Selina just giggled as she made her way into her bedroom to shower. She would deal with everything else tomorrow, right now she just wanted to shower and sleep. She took off her costume catching the card he had stuck under her breast. She looked at it, it was a Joker card with a number written on it. She thought about calling it but thought it best to not play with fire so she tucked the card behind her license inside her pocket book. She wasn't use to so much adventure in one night.

The Joker was in ecstasy, he practically came in his pants the moment that little minx had licked his scars. He barely could feel the sting in his right hand where a little glass had cut into his wrist when he had shattered the jewelry case. He stuck his head out the van window letting the Gotham night air cool his heated face. It felt good to be free, he heard the batman hadn't been seen in years, he hoped his nemesis wasn't too depressed, batman had seemed the type to brood and wallow in self pity. No matter, chaos was free again and he had a little kitty he needed to tame. Spotting a 7-11 Joker ducked back into the van and ordered the driver to pull over. It was past 3 AM and the place was deserted. He took a twenty from his wallet and waltz into the place. The kid working the counter didn't even look up from the penthouse magazine he was reading. Joker grabbed a big gulp cup putting the lid on so he can fill his coke slurppy all the way to the top banging it on the counter a few times so the ice can settle and he can fill it up some more. He grabbed some nachos and a hot dog and preceded to fill them with chili, cheese, and onions. He grabbed a packet of mustard and went to the register to pay. The kid looked up at him then, and like a deer in headlights stood there stunned. "Come on kid, I don't got all day". "uh sorry sir, Mr. Joker sir". The kid rang up the items and joker slid the twenty to him, telling him to keep the change, he was feeling generous tonight. Before the Joker left the kid called out to him. "Um Mr. Joker, do you think I could get a picture with you, you know so I can put it on Facebook. My girlfriend freakin loves you". Joker looked the kid over, he had chipped painted black nails, large gauges in his ear, and a lip piercing. Joker noticed the t-shirt last, a circle with the letter "A", the universal symbol for anarchy and decided he liked the kid and would let him live. Joker walked over to the shaking kid, "Sure, why not if it'll help someone get some pussy tonight". The kid smiled showing a chipped front tooth. He came out from behind the counter and posed with the Joker, snapping the picture quickly with his phone. The Picture showed Joker with what looked to be a smirk but you really couldn't tell because of the scars and the boy pointing the man himself. Without another word the Joker left the store and the boy pocketed the change posting the picture on Facebook, causing a shit storm on social media. Needless to say that boy was knee deep in pussy that week.