Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto...yeah.

Deidara's childhood

By: TAIOODU

'Come in…come in…'Deidara said as a pale guy walked in the door.

'Hi…are you the one who wants tongues in his hands?' the guy asked.

'Yes…will you give them to me?' Deidara asked feeling excited as ever.

'Of course I will…that's what I wrote in the ad and cause you are my first and only costumer, you will also get this free camera,' the pale guy took out a small camera.

'Thanks, now let's do this,' Deidara didn't want to wait. He was too happy that finally he would get tongues in his hands.

'Giving tongues jutsu!' the guy said after making some hand seals.

Deidara screamed in pain. Then he looked at his hands….

'Wow! I got tongues in my How did you do this?' Deidara looked at his hands, amazed by his pale friend.

'Well…you might find this gross but…those tongues are really mine..You see I had three tongues, two where small and one was very long …so I gave you the two small ones as I love the long ones…'

'What?! These are your tongues…Disgusting!' Deidara pulled away his lips from the tongues, 'That's sooo freaky…but I have to admit they are kind of cute,' he went back to kissing them.

The pale guy walked away. Deidara was so happy that day until that incident which made him happier…

'Hands…stop…don't eat uncle…why the hell do you only eat clay and…why the hell did my uncle invent a jutsu which turns you into clay…' Deidara said as he struggled to pull his hands away from his clay uncle.

'This is soo…so…so…Tasty…'

A second later.

'Hmm…I want more…more clay…more clay…wait a second…I know that jutsu…but if I do this I'll eat myself…I'm too young to be eaten…too young, you hear…Too Young…wait I got it…I'll just turn some part of me into clay…that is useless,' a smile spread on his face, 'I don't need hair so…'

Sadly Deidara was never good at dong that jutsu so instead of his hair…well…

'AHHHHHHHH…..my eye….damn it!' Deidara searched for a thing to replace his eye. All he found was the camera the pale guy gave him.

He attached the camera into his eye.

This is how Deidara got tongues in his hands and a camera in his eye.

The next day. Deidara went to school. He was sitting and making a bird from his clay.

To his surprise the hands proved to be more useful, he could make things out of the clay he ate.

A girl came up to him. Deidara looked up and started blushing.

'Did…you make this?' the girl asked blushing herself.

'Yeah... I did,' Deidara lowered his face.

The girl smiled, 'can you make me one?'

'S…su...sure,' Deidara said, 'I'll make you a big one tomorrow…is that okay?' Deidara asked.

'Hmmm…okay,' the girl said as she smiled at him and then walked away.

After school, Deidara walked towards his house.

'I'm so dumb I didn't knew ask her name…I should have…I need to make an excellent bird tomorrow…'Deidara thought as he opened the door.

There in the kitchen a man sat…eating pizza!

Who is this strange man? Why is he in Deidara's house? Will Deidara get the girl of his dreams? Will I stop asking these questions? For you to find out I will have to write some more…AWWWWWWWWWWW! Oh well…PLEASE REVIEW!