Rachel and Santana joked around with Kurt about the awkwardness of this entire situation. Rachel is making the best of it as usual but Santana hates this whole thing. She does consider Finn and Brittany her friends but the four of them are different people now and don't fit into each others world anymore. Santana did still at least spend a few hours with just Brittany this afternoon though. She's never wanted to completely lose that friendship so at least this awkward situation isn't entirely terrible. Their fun ends when Finn and Brittany arrive at the apartment. They pour a few glasses of wine and talk before getting ready for their game.

Rachel and Santana suffer as Finn and Brittany drone on...

Finn smirked at everyone. "It's so great us all being together. You and Santana are a couple. Me and Brittany are a couple. What are the odds?"

Rachel nodded. "Yeah I know. You mentioned it when we ran into each other months ago. And then again last night..."

Santana laughed uncomfortably. "Yeah. Heh what are the odds of you not mentioning how great it is again?"

Finn smirked. "It's just so great!"

Santana quickly downed her third glass of wine.

Kurt finished setting up the easel and put out the egg timer. He pulled a number out of a hat and passed it around for everyone else to pick one.

The hat makes it over to Rachel as Kurt crosses his fingers chanting "be a one, be a one, be a one."

Rachel picks, looks at it, then looks at Kurt sadly.

"Sorry, Kurt. Looks like you and I aren't going to be on a team... with anyone else!"

Rachel holds out the number one and Kurt is ecstatic. "Ah! You Ryan Seacrested me!"

Santana rolled her eyes and walked to the kitchen with Brittany.

Rachel and Kurt decided to practice before the game by hitting Rachel with rapid fire clues.

"Die Har-"

"Bruce Willis!"

"How To L-"

"Kate Hudson!"

"Looks like your father."

"Uh, oh, wait. Jeff Goldblum!"

Kurt sat back and looked at Rachel accusingly. "What took you so long? You're off. Did you have sex?"

"No."

"What about the other night?"

Rachel shifted uncomfortably and avoided Kurt's eyes.

"Damnit, Rachel! You so did! Did you forget about Game Night? I need you on point!"

In the kitchen Santana offers more wine to Brittany, who's been observing the happenings in the living room.

Brittany turns to look at Santana. "Does it ever bother you that Rachel and Kurt are so close?"

"It can get complicated. But he and I are just as tight so it's all good."

Finn walked over to kiss Brittany on the cheek. "Having fun?"

Brittany smiled. "I'm getting a little drunk."

"Do that cuz then I get sexy." Then Finn smirked, did a little dance, and left back to the living room.

Santana groaned and downed another glass of wine.


The games have begun. They are playing Celebrity. It's mid-round and Brittany is very tense before she gives Santana clues. Kurt starts the egg timer.

Brittany was extremely nervous. "Uh, he's a Muppet. He's a frog."

Rachel taps Brittany's hand. "Frog's part of the name, you can't say that."

She looks sad. "I'm sorry, Rachel."

Santana turns Brittany's face towards her. "I'm your teammate. Stop apologizing to Rachel."

"But she's so pretty."

Rachel smiles and plays with her hair as Santana rolls her eyes and grabs a card for Brittany's turn to guess.

"Um, ok. It's a tv show. One name is like the girl who let me borrow that DVD. The one I introduced you to yesterday in the park."

"Uhhhh Mindy. Mork and Mindy!"

"Yes!"

Rachel, suddenly jealous. "Mindy? You're still talking to that whore?"

Brittany is pumped now. "I got one! I'm on a roll!" She grabs a card for Santana to guess. "This next person is Charlie Sheen." She then realizes what she just did. "Damnit!"

Rachel is getting a little worked up. "Mindy gave you a DVD?"

"Yeah it's on the table for us to watch later."

Rachel's nostrils started flaring and Finn leaned in towards her. "Rachel, I consider myself more of a relationship expert now that I've grown up so I feel like I should say that at this point you might want to ask Santana-"

Rachel cuts him off. "How many times did you sleep with Mindy?!"

Finn continued, "not that."

"What? Are you insane? I've never slept with her!"

Brittany butted in. "I know what this is about. We're all thinking it. This is because six years ago I almost had sex with Kurt and it's just causing tension in the room."

Kurt slowly shook his head. "No one was thinking that."

Santana rolled her eyes and said to herself, "if we could all remember this moment next time someone suggests Game Night..."

Rachel is still in a huff. "It's not just Mindy. It's all the Mindys. And Brittanys... and Tracys...

Kurt spoke up, piling on to the names. "And Jessicas. And Nicoles, and three Jennifers."

Rachel shot him an evil look.

Santana walked up closer to her. "Where is this crazy coming from? Remember when I overreacted to you kissing that guy in class? This is like that."

This doesn't calm Rachel down and she pushes over the easel and storms to the bedroom.

"This doesn't count as game night," said Brittany as she watched Rachel leave.

Finn jumped up. "It's fate! Wine Cruise anniversary!"

Kurt perked up. "Oh that sounds nice! Count me in!"

Rachel comes back into the room, still angry. "If you don't understand why this upsets me then you don't know me at all!"

"Well I don't understand! Why does it matter that some girl you hate in one of my classes let me borrow a stupid DVD for your lame game night?"

"God you are just so insensitive and immature and sometimes I don't even know why we're together!"

Rachel turned and stormed back into the bedroom leaving Santana stunned.

The egg timer in Kurt's hand dinged. "And...time."

Everyone stood there in silence and Santana turned around. "I think you should all leave. I need to have a conversation with Rachel."

Finn put a hand on Santana's shoulder. "If you want my advice-"

"I dont!"

Brittany gives Santana a hug and then everyone exits. Santana walks over into their bedroom.

"Did you really mean that?"

Rachel looked at her from the bed. She seemed more calm than she did a minute ago. "Mean what?"

"That sometimes you don't know why we're together."

Rachel motioned for Santana to come lay next to her. Santana was on her back and Rachel threw an arm around her waist and cuddled close. "No I didn't mean that. I love you, I just don't always like you."

"The feeling is very mutual." Santana smirked and kissed Rachel for a while. "I just don't get why you went so bipolar in there. We were in a room with two people that we dated for years and you're upset over some lazy-eyed girl I had two dates with over a year ago."

"It wasn't just her. I don't know. I went nuts. I guess it just hit me that you've been with so many different people and there isn't one person in our lives that would have ever thought we'd be together. You could have had anyone."

"I didn't want just anyone. I wanted you. I've never felt about anybody the way I feel about you."

"You really mean that?"

"I never want to be with anyone else."

They stared into each others eyes for a moment and then Rachel crawled on top of Santana and started kissing her.


The next morning Rachel is in the bathroom brushing her teeth. Santana entered, having just woken up, and starts brushing her teeth next to her.

Rachel tilted her head. "So Game Night was perhaps not the cure I'd hoped."

"I know you feel bad. We don't need to talk about it."

"Wow. You're being actually sensitive to my feelings? Alien civilizations will one day study you as the pinnacle of earthling relationshipdom."

Santana smiled. "Happy Anniversary, baby."

"Happy Anniversary."

They spit out the toothpaste, smile, then move in for a kiss. Just then Kurt busts into their bathroom.

Kurt stood there looking disgusted. "Ready to be shocked by somebody's rudeness?"

Santana jumps back. "Unacceptable!"


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