You Gotta be kidden'! Ch.2
DISCLAIMER: no I don't own Naruto... or my freedom...
Quote-"Darkness!"
Thought-'Darkness!'
Kyuubi- ' stupid kit...'
Naruto: Oi! I'm not stupid!
Kyuubi: Ok, ok, I admit, you're not stupid at all kit, and I'm sorry, what I meant to say, is that you just nothing but a mental (1) impairment boy.
Naruto: that's right!
B-kitiye: Woa, he's good.
Naruto: Ya, he is a good demon-fox isn't he?
Kyuubi: ...Hey, won't I make an appearance in this sad excuse for a story?
B-kitiye: I don't know...do you have and appointment?
Kyuubi: FOR WHAT?
B-kitiye: you know, to get in my story?
Kyuubi: I bet no one else got an appointment with you.
B-kitiye: actually, everyone did. Even bushy-brows. That's why he made it in my story.
Naruto: Why didn't I get an appointment!
B-kitiye and Kyubbi: Cuz your forced to.
Naruto: so I don't have a say in which story I'm going to be in?
B-kitiye: No.
Kyuubi: Well get reading folks, I have to get these bloody papers filled...enjoy.
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(Last time:)
Neji smirked at Sasuke, "Naruto really didn't love Sasuke, he deserves better then that useless bag of crap." Gaara tried to keep Sasuke in his chair to keep him from strangling Neji, even though he really deserved it.
"Is this true Naruto?" Sasuke managed to ask.
"I...can't say...not now..." Sasuke looked away, he heard enough.
"Don't worry Naruto, Neji can't hurt you wile we're here, I know what he did to you, but if you're too scared to speak, it's ok."
"I love Sasuke!" Naruto whispered. Sasuke looked up to Kakashi, "What. Did . He. Do. To. My. NARUTO?" Sasuke growled.
"You really want to know what really happened between Naruto and Neji?"
"YES DAMMIT!"
"Well, cool down, Akamaru, show the clip!"
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"Arf, arf..."
"What's that Akamaru? Oh, right, Sasuke and others watching this show, we'll be right back after a short break!"
(Cameras off.)
"WHAT!"
"Sasuke...shush."
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(Meanwhile, out side of the studio...)
"Don't worry my dear Sakura, I'll get you out of here!" she said as she used her chakra to climb the brick wall.
"NOT SO FAST INO!"
"Well, hello...Lee. What brings you here?"
"I should be asking the same question to you Ino..."
"Oh, well if you must know, I'm going to save my beloved Sakura, from the evil clutches of Kakashi sensei!"
"Oh really?" Lee unwrapped his bandages and whipped and pulled Ino to the ground. "Forget it Ino, she's mine!"
"Didn't you see the T.v just a few minutes ago? She's a lez!"
"She is? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lee fell in his knees and sobbed.
"There, um, there Lee, I'm sure there's a whole lot of... pinked haired girls waiting for you to hit on them!"
"No! She's the only one pink haired, blue eyed, selfish whore, that I love! And my love can overcome any obstacle! I will at least make her bi!"
"Well, that makes us both! And you'll never make her bi! Not at my watch you don't!" she growled.
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(Inside the studio)
"Annnd welcome back to the ' 'Things you didn't know show!'"
"Grrr" Sasuke said as he slowly steams into unspeakable rage and anger. Kakashi noticed the daggers which were supposed to be normal glaring eyes...but cautiously, Kakashi, tried to get to the point as fast as possible.
"A-Akamaru? Get the tape! Hurry!" he laughed nervously. Akamaru tripped and showed the tape.
(In the forest)
A blond haired boy limped and leaned on a tree. You could tell that he's been training all day. So far it's been three years that Sasuke left the village hidden in the leaves.
"Sasuke..." Naruto whispered as a tear rolled down his cheek.
"Naruto?" Naruto turned around.
"Oh, ...Hi Neji! What brings you here?" he said with a fake smile.
" I just wanted to take a walk in the woods..."
" to um, clear you head and stuff like that?" Naruto asked.
"No, just wanted to get away from all the noise, Naruto, you don't look so well. Is something bothering you?"
"WHA? NO! OF COURSE NOT! WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?" Naruto asked waving his arms around spazzing.
"Uh huh..." he raised his eyebrow, " you know that I know that I can see through that fake smile of yours."
"Huh? Y-you can?" Naruto asked. Neji just looked at him. 'It's kinda obvious...' he thought. If you were standing in Neji's place, or watching the clip that's showing in the telly, you would see Naruto's stained face, runny nose, red face, and big blue eyes that showed sorrow and despair, annnnd looked extremely cute all together...you might actually think something's bothering him.
"I was just guessing..." he lied. Naruto blushed and laughed, naturally and said, "no worries, I'll be ok. I just want to be alone...if you don't mind!"
"What if I do?"
"...why would you? I..you don't even...know me that well!"
"What makes you think I don't?"
"Huh?" he tilted his head.
"...I'll not leaving until you tell me what happened." He walked over Naruto and pinned him on the floor straddling his waist.
"N-Neji?"
"Usually you run away when someone tries to talk to you about your personal life, or your emotions."
"And you're on me why?"
"So you won't run away."
"Ah."
"Now talk."
"What if I don't want to?"
"I have plenty of free time on my hands."
"So do I"
"I'm a minor so there's no reason for me to leave."
"Same here."
"I ate."
"...ramen?"
"No..."
"...but I didn't eat breakfast! What if I starve? Don't you care?"
"...such a difficult question."
"Grrr are you serious!" He glared at Neji and tried to push him off, but Neji got his wrists and placed them over his head.
"It's Sasuke isn't it? That's why you were crying!" he growled.
"Oh not this again! Yes, it's SASUKE!" Naruto said peevishly.
"Naruto, why can't you understand the fact that he not only he tried to kill you, but left you for now how many years? OH YA, three!"
"But, he came back! For me!"
"Did he say that or did you dream it?"
"No! I...didn't know what to do, he confessed his love to me...and..."
"You told him that you loved him back!" Neji said gritting his teeth.
"No...I yelled at him..." he choked.
"And?"
"I still love him...I'm going back! Neji, thanks for the talk!" he chirped happily. Naruto tried to get up and go find his beloved Sasuke but, Neji just won't let go.
"Nejiiiiii!" he wined.
"No. I won't let you go Naruto, not this time!"
"What are you talken' about Neji?"
"I love you dammit! Doesn't that mean anything to you?"
"Neji...I'm sorry..."
"Why him? WHY?" he yelled. Naruto tried to look away but Neji's free hand grabbed his chin.
"Neji l-let go of me."
"Oh, sorry, you want to find your 'Sas-su-ke'!"
"Yes..."
"Well, too bad Naruto, you belong to me!" he hissed. Naruto glared. "That's right Naruto, you belong to me, your mind, your sole, your heart,...and..." Neji started to lick Naruto's neck. "Your body."
"Well sorry to break you bubble, but my mind, sole, heart, and especially my body belongs to Sasuke!"
"Then I'll make you mine!" he said as he used one hand to preform a jutsu.
"Wha...what are you doing?" he asked. Neji tapped his hand on Naruto's forehead making his whole body numb.
"What did you do? I can't move!"
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To my readers:
Whoooo! So many reviews! Well, like I've said before to others, I'm sorry that I couldn't update sooner...I waz grounded...it sucked...but now, I think I can update a little faster! Anyways, who will win Sakura's heart? Ino or Lee? What's going happen to Naruto when Neji's pissed, and eyes covered in lust and jell-O? Err, did I say jell-O? What I meant to say jealousy! Cha! We'll all find out in the next chappy offfff, 'You Gotta be kidden!'
