Phil and Keely walked downstairs to the smell of eggs, bacon, and biscuits. The fresh smell was hypnotizing the two teens as if they were being called to the food. Phil's mouth watered
"so…good, must resist…will be late to school…"
Keely wasn't hooked on reality ether "Oh maybe just one bite, or two.
Barb was trying not to laugh. "So I guess we can all agree that my cooking has gotten better. I don't know if I should share this with you. All those comments you made about my cooking over the years have really hurt my feeling (she pretends to start crying) why should I, out of the goodness of my heart, let you eat."
"Because you are my mother and you love us." Phil said through some laughs.
"That doesn't mean anything. I love Pim but you don't see me putting a big screen TV in her room.
"You know, when we first arrived in this century, I didn't see you try any of your cooking ether. So what does that say about you? Phil said
"It wasn't my fault that I didn't know anything about cooking. I was used to spraying my breakfast."
"You know I think I have a suggestion." Keely said interrupting the two.
"Well there's a first for blondie, she figured out how to use her brain!" Pim said walking into the kitchen. "And mom, if you did love me I would have that TV.
"ANYWAY…you were saying something about having an idea keely? Barb said giving Pim a look.
"Right. I was saying we could take some with us and we could just eat in the car on our way to school. And you could finish your little conversation when we get back
"OK, kids grab something to eat and Phil will you give Pim a ride to school? she might be late if she walks.
"But mom, I don't want people to think that I'm related to her!" Phil said looking at Pim like she was something that came out of his butt.
"Believe me stretch, it is more of a burden on me then it is on you. Besides you should be happy that you have some of my genes in you. It equals out all the dorkiness in you…well not quite, but it helps. Pim said.
"Well technically since I was born before you, my genes are in you. (a/n:I don't know if this is true or not so forgive me.). Not the other way around. You think your smallish brain can comprehend what I just said."
"That's one Diffy. And instead of worrying about my brain you should worry about my eyes because their the ones having a hard time. Seeing as how they have to look at your ugly face everyday! Pim yelled.
"See actually the eyes are the receptors of the brain. So when you look at my so-called ugly face, the image is sent to your brain, which in your case happens to be smallish." (a/n: those of you who watch Drake & Josh should know this joke) Phil said smiling
"That's two Diffy! One more and I'm gonna…" Pim started
"What, call me another lame insult?"
"Hey children! School starts in twenty minutes and I do not want to have a detention on my permeate record. Keely said through the shouting.
"Don't worry Keels, those things don't go on your permeate record. Mr. Hacket just said that so we would stop being late to class. I don't know who he thinks he is fooling. Nobody is that stupid. With the exception of Pim and her smallish brain of course.
"DAMMIT PHIL!" Pim screamed.
"Pim! Watch your mouth! And phil stopping calling Pim's brain smallish. She is caption of the science squad after all. (Pim screamed "MOM!" and Phil and Keely burst out laughing) and I bet her brain is very big." Barb said
"Yeah, it would probably have to be to fit in her giant head! Phil said.
"MOM! Make him stop!"
"Tell you what, I will apologize to you if you apologize to Keely for insulting her.
"That's what this whole thing was about? Her?" Pim yelled
"Nobody insults Keely! Not even if their related to me." If Phil had been looking at Keely while he said this (which he wasn't) he would have noticed Keely put her head down, because her face had a huge smile and it held a serious shade of red.
"Fine, sorry blondie" Pim said to Keely
"That was good, but this time lets try using her real name." Phil said giving her look.
"OK. Sorry keely." Pim said through gritted teeth.
"Apology accepted Pim" keely said still looking down.
"And I take back everything I said about you Pim." Now grab your plate and lets go." (barb had fixed everybody plates during the whole commotion).
Phil and Keely had walked out the door and Pim was about to go but she was stopped by barb.
"That was nice of you honey to apologize like that. Its not like you to do that, what's going on?"
"Well as much as it pains me to say it, I want those two to get together as much as the whole town does. And I will help them out any way I can. Even if it kills me.
"Awe honey, you have grown a lot over the years.
"yeah, I know. Well, see you after school mom."
Then a car horn sounded. "Pim, you and your smallish brain hurry up!" Phil yelled.
Pim sighed and walked out the door and mumbled "This better be worth it in the end.
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