"Oh my gosh guys! You act like it's a fucking miracle that I got laid." I narrowed my eyes at the two men who sat before me with happy and fucking surprised faces. "I mean damn I'm not that hideous." I rolled my eyes and threw my hands up in exasperation.

"It's not that Leah." Jacob corrected hurriedly, noticing the fire that was probably blazing in my eyes. My temper began to waver but nonetheless still there.

"It's just that you were single after all this time and now all of a sudden your place smells like axe and spaghetti, you have this watch and..." Emmett began rambling trying to calm me down before I ripped him a new one. I put my hand on his boulder sized shoulders and looked him square in the eyes with a look that probably made him shit in his little tightie whites that his wife probably set out for him.

"Just spit it out Em." I ordered through my bared teeth. Was I seriously that un-fuckable? Maybe David was drunker than he claimed he was last night. Makes sense because he told me I was beautiful during sex, it was pretty funny since he was all sweaty and panting. I'm such a weirdo I find funny situations everywhere including during sex, is that what makes me that unfuckable?

"Fine. You finally starting to get some is a pleasant surprise. No offense but you were a pretty bitter bitch ever since- well you know." He dropped his eyes not wanting to even mention those demons Sam and my so-called cousin Emily. " And as your friends we're happy that you're moving on to another level. A physical level." He spoke while wiggling his dark eyebrows suggestively at me. He was such a goof ball. He pronounced every syllable carefully as if one slip up and he be saying goodbye to his nuts forever and have to look at them every time he came over because he knows I'll display them in his face. Damn, I could be such a mean bitch.

"Whatever." I sighed and walked into my kitchen. Dull soreness ached in my pelvis and inner thighs. Well finally, a man who knows how to make a bitch remember a night. Gotta hand it to David, this hurts and feels good at the same time if thats even possiable. That is talented and he knows how to use his blessed talents.

"What the fuck Leah?" Jacob asked as he watched me walk in the kitchen. "What's wrong with your legs?" Jacob jumped up from my couch and followed me into the kitchen.

"What now Black?" I groaned, not in the mood for his stupid little games anymore.

"Seriously what's wrong with your legs? Did you get hurt?" He questioned me panicked. He studied my face since I'm notorious for hiding my pain.

I looked over my shoulder to him, I smirked knowing my answer wouldn't be something that he could hear without getting uncomfortable.

"David and I got rough last night. Jeez it felt like my very first time, but you know I actually enjoyed it." I smirked and drank my orange juice calmly like I haven't just gave him a TMI alert. Jacob's face was nothing short of comical. His face went into a bright red ( well as red as a Quilete can possibly go since we're already red) as he watched me exit the kitchen with my OJ.

I rolled my eyes at Jacob's gaping expression and Emmett's mildly surprised one. Well of course he'll only be mildly surprised since I was the most un censored person he knew besides himself. I kept my smirk in place. "You guys know a bitch like me can't and won't be handled too softly or timidly. I need a real man who knows how to treat a real woman like myself." I explained simply.

"You sound just like Rach when she gushes her annoying head off about Paul." Jacob groaned disgusted.

The phone rang and interrupted Jacob's bitch fest. I jumped and so did my heart beat, my mind immediately thought it was David calling. Maybe wanting to have his watch back, or needing help un packing or some-

What the hell? Jeez Leah get a hold of yourself. It was just sex- just sex and you both agreed that you wanted to be friends. Just friends, as if he called me again. Hopefully he didn't think I was harboring his watch just so he would see me again. I saw that once on an episode on Jersey Shore, you might have seen it. That show makes me feel ten times smarter that I actually am.

The phone rang impatiently, and broke my thoughts off of David. I looked at the caller ID and sucked my teeth.

"What do you want Piss Paulie?" I growled into the receiver. Who the hell does Paul think he is calling me all early in the morning, or err the afternoon?

"Well good afternoon to you too Leah." Rachel said obviously ignoring my blatant rudeness. I sighed relief. grateful Paul hadn't called me to ruin my sexual high. I should've known it was Rachel since they live together now. But I wish they didn't put the phone in his name, because he just pisses me off in every aspect that has ever existed.

"It's cool so anything exciting happen?" She asked hopefully. She asked me this question every time we're together. Usually I'll say no or something sarcastic, but today was different. I felt a little bubbly about telling one of my bestest friends about last night. Bubbly? Leah Clearwater feels...bubbly? I reallly must be losing my mind or David's dicck has superpowers that fuck with my personality.

"Actually...yes." I bit my lip for her response.

"What Leah?" She kept her composure and her voice even, but as her best friend I could detect her excitement bubbling underneath.

"Last night I went with Jacob to the Coven Pack and he had to go 'cause Nessie was er, calling him if you know what I mean. So I uh went to a table and met this guy and-"

"OH MY GOD! What guy? Whats his name? Is he cute? Do I know him? Is-" Rachel squealed and drowned me with her flooding questions.

"Rach SHUT. UP." I ordered her, she fell silent.

"Sorry, I just got excited." She apologized.

"Anyway," I sighed and continued. "I met this seriously gorgeous guy, and we got to talking and he's a really cool guy. He just moved here down the road,you know the U-Haul I've been talking about? That was him, his name is David and he rocked my world last night, three times." I bit my lip, feeling myself getting excited just thinking about last night events. There was nothing coming from the other side of the line. "Rach, you can talk now."

"Lemme get this straight. I've tried to hook you up with hundreds of awesome guys and you turn all of them down. Then suddenly this gorgeous David dude walks in under your nose, you get drunk and sleep with him? Not only that but your claiming he rocked your world even though you were drunk?" I waited for her to finish her stupid rant.

"No, Rachel it's not like that." I sighed. I laid back on my bed with the phone still glued to my ear. "First of all none of those guys you tried to hook me up with was even my type or they were a total waste of jizz. Second, I slept with David but not because we were drunk, because we weren't.I slept with him because it just happened I don't know, naturally. Plus I have a great memory of what happened last night, and to prove my point even further my legs and thighs are sore as hell. Evidence of a gifted man and a really great fuck." I smiled proudly, feeling like I have won a million dollar prize.

"Well he must be talented if you feel sore. Remember me and Paul's anniversary?" she giggled. I groaned not wanting Paul naked anywhere near my head. She fell silent again this time worried. "You used protection right?"

"Duh, Rachel, I'm not stupid." I rolled my eyes. "With all these unused condoms I got, I'm surprised they're not expired."

"OKay good. Now I want to know the details! Did he go down?" She dropped her voice low.

"Oh yes! I came like twice, that man had me seeing blue." I wiggled my sore legs feeling wet all over again.

"Damn blue? I didn't know anyone could make you see anything else but red." She laughed, joking about my raging temper. I chuckled along with her. "What positions?" She pressed.

"Ohh, some I haven't even tried before. Like upside down, on my side, really rough doggy style, 69, over the shoulder, up against the wall. It was just" my mind flashed a mental picture of me and David sweaty and me on top. His hands on my hips guiding me and bouncing on his impressive cock. Me calling his name as he nipped on my nipples while cupping my ass. "Amazing." I breathed as I remembered more of him.

"Besides the amazing sex do you like him?"

"I mean yeah, I guess, I don't know. Well, I like him so far, I'm even going to help him unpack his place. So we'll get to know each other better. "

"Awwww! Lee likes Dayyvidddd! Leeee likeesss Dayyyviddd!" She childishly teased me. She sounded like we were nine again. I laughed at how much of an idiot my best friend is. Then her phone line beeped. "Shit. Lee I'll call you later, 'kay?"

"Kay. Bye Rach."

"Bye Lee. remember to wear condoms." I could hear her smiling and with a sharp little click the line went dead.

I threw the phone next to me and wrapped myself in the covers. everything smelled like David. I took a deep breath and inhaled his scent, another couple of short clips of David and me flashed through my mind. My head went stuck to this morning. David lying in my bed, completely naked and content, him happily eating leftover spaghetti and joking around with me. I zoomed in on him through my memories. I liked the way his eyes would get a little spark in them when we talked about something we loved, or his eyes period could hypotize me. They were the color of the gooey part of a Snickers bar. His lips were full, not too wide, not too small. Just perfect. His hair is thick and somewhat curly, his whole body was perfectly muscled. He isn't lanky, but not a walking steriod induced muscle either, just right. And he had soft olive to cover his mucles. And his dick, don't even get me started on his dick! From my eye measure its like 91/2 inches or 10 inches and very thick and did he know how to use it! I'm not over exaggerating either.

I felt my nipples harden and slid my hands under my shirt, pretended they were his. I pinched them hard enough to make them feel like they were his teeth. I inched my hand down my navel, and slid my hand under my waistband of my boyshorts. I bit my lip and released my hand from my breast to my underwear/bra/toiletries drawer where I kept my 'magic stick' a.k.a vibrator. I heard someone turn the knob my door roughly and I quickly snatched my hand out of my underwear and wrapped them tightly to my sides.

"Lee, you got company," Emmett announced at the doorway. He knew how to ruin the mood. I groaned and rolled my eyes at him.

"Who told either one of you motherfucker could answer my door? You bitches don't pay a goddamn thing around here" I scolded him. He shrugged and walked out the room. That pissed me off even more. I grumbled and swing my legs out of bed, the dull ache returning again. I walked limped into the living room. I stopped dead in my tracks at the sight of my guest.

"Hey Leah, or shall I say Lee?" He grinned ear to ear. I manged to grin back as I walked-well gravitated towards him. I took a swift look at his body, stopping at his hands which were resting at his sides. The same hands he used to hold me, dance with me, grip me, slap my ass with, hug me close to him, rub me just right with- I have to snap out of this heat trance.

"Hey David. Back for watch huh?" I smiled sweetly at him and walked of to the counter where it rested. Funny how this smile I wore didn't feel a little ounce of fakeness, it was sincere...for a practical stranger that I happened to fuck hours before.

"Uh yeah," He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly as he glanced at Jacob and Em's protective stances behind me. Surprisingly he wasn't particularly nervous or wary of them like my past suitors; just awkward. That was a very good sign, he had some backbone with acting like a testostrone driven jerk, like some idiot men feel the need to do.

I handed him the watch, he slipped it in his pocket and instead of saying goodbye and leaving he stood there and looked at me. I tried my damnest not to look back at him but that was fucking hard as hell with hm. As gay as Jake would call this (homophobe despite his man crushes: Seth& Em), we were staring at each other with I don't know what in our eyes, I loved every minute of this.

"That all you wanted?" Jacob asked rudely. His voice suddenly deeper and more rougher. Great he's being an egotistical ass again. Man he and the other guys I hang with are total cuntblockers.

David snatched his Carmel eyes away from mine and looked over at Jake with no sense of fear or pussiness whatsoever. "Actually no." He swung his head back at me and smiled down at me. "I was wondering if we could, uh, do that thing we were talking about earlier." He sounded how he could when were outside earlier.

I cocked my head to the side and looked up at him with confusion. "What thing David?"

"Yeah what the fuck are you talking about?" Jake piped in.

"Shut the fuck up Black." I growled not looking away from David.

"My house, remember?" He asked a little nervously. I was still staring at him and gave him no response. His beautiful eyes trailed over to the two idiots and squinted them for a half nail second. "Unless of course you're busy today. I'll just try later this week." He shrugged. That's when I snapped out of it.

"No, no. Uh lemme get some real clothes on first." And a bra, definitely a bra. I'm pretty sure my nipples are looking at him. And who the hell goes on a date in sweats? Rachel and Alice would have killed me by now. I turned to go to my room.

"That won't be necessary, we're going to be doing alot of dirty work." He stopped me, he gave me a sexy dirty once over. "Unless of course you wanna wear that little red dress." He smirked at me.

"Nah, I don't want too get dirty in that." I laughed he raised a brow smirk still in place. "Of course you would know otherwise huh?" I purred. One of the boys coughed loudly the other scoffed.

"Black, Cullen get out." I ordered sharply.

"Ah, come on Lee, Why do we have to leave?" Jake whined. Oh my God it's like dealing with toddlers.

"Because I said Jake." I sighed exasperated, David leaned in the doorway choking on laugher.

"Well don't he gotta leave?" Jake pouted pointed to David with his eyes and crossed his arms over his broad chest and pouted. freaking' pouted! A grown ass man is pouting because he can't stay and I'm going out.

"Oh shove a dildo in your mouth and leave Black. Go bother Nessie or something I don't care what you do, just get out of here because I'm obviously about to go out. "I gestured over to an amused David.

"Fine." He gave in and walked to the door. I put on my shoes and followed the small dispersing crowd.

I felt a warm hand lace with my fingers. I looked up to glare at whoever it was that had the balls to touch me and found David smiling down at me, leading me to his parked car. If we were going to be friends and just friends then he needed to be I don't know less friendly if you know what I mean. But how can I talk about friendliness when I'm the one wanting to mount him every other second of the day.


David's apartment/house was certainly packed alright. I mean I noticed he only unpacked some of his necessity like toothbrushes, mattress, XBOX 360, TV, you know shit like that. But ultimately his place had stacks and stacks of boxes and didn't really phase me since I had the nightmare of helping pack rat Rachel pack and unpack,and you don't even wanna go there.

"Ok, so I know it looks like a lot, but it's not; I promise. Half of this shit goes in the garage, another part goes into the guest bedroom and the rest is me neglecting to unpack for my room. And last and damn not the least I have to put together my headboard and bed thing." He sighed and gave me a small smile. "Ready?"

I picked up a random box and smiled back. "Ready. Now move your ass and get to work!" I ordered and playfully slapped his ass.

And our asses sure did move! For like three hours straight in fact. We were both sweaty as fuck, David even took off his shirt; which of course made it distracting to work. We proudly managed to kick that bed set's ass and guest bedroom leaving his house looking more cozier and bigger than before, when we first entered here.

"How 'bout we turn on the XBOX after my victory shower?" David suggested as we laid on his couch, smiling like two idiots drenched in sweat.

"That sounds cool." I nodded lazily. He got up and began walking towards the bathroom, I watched his back and how it flexed every now and again, sending a steam going down my panties. Wow, I feel like a nymphomanic. He stopped and turned around on his heels with a sly smirk resting on his handsome face.

"Do you want to join me Leah. You look mighty sweaty." He offered. Seeing him in a shower dripping naked and soaked with suds, what would you say to that offer?

Now that he mentioned it I felt pretty gross, the sweat made my shirt stick onto me as if it weren't tight enough as is. I nodded gratefully and followed him into the bathroom.

I discarded my clothes quickly, anxious to get into the shower. A finger tapped me on the shoulder, I turned to see David standing there bare naked holding a guest washcloth for me. But my eyes were anywhere but the item in his hands, more to his semi hard penis that reveled with my 'magic stick' vibrating dildo. He stepped in the shower and held out his hand for me to join him.

Things were I admit awkward at first because we kept bumping into each other in the medium-sized shower. That and the fact David a) was getting a little hard b) couldn't hide the fact c) making me suppress moans every time I accidentally touched it with any part of my body. Then I did the thing that every prisoner has had nightmares about: I dropped the soap. Fortunly and sorta unfortunaly, David bumped into my ass again, his hard on pressed against my ass. I couldn't hold it anymore. I moadned loud enough over the shower . I stood up and felt his hands over my breast, pinching my nipples with between his fingers pulling hard a little, his other hand rubbed my clit. The softness of his fingers and the pressure in my sweet spots drove me crazy.

"Dayyyyyyviiddddd." I cried out. "Pleasesssssssssseeeeeeee." I hissed out and leaned my head to the side exposing my neck to him. I reached back and grabbed hold of the back of his neck.

"What? What do you want me to do Lee?" He whispered huskily to me, he knew damn well what I wanted he just wanted to hear me say it aloud. He licked the side of my neck . I opened up my mouth to let out another moan, the warm water dripping on my tongue.

"Fuck me David." I ordered my voice a lot more firmer now. I felt him smirk in the side of my neck. Then I felt him turn me to face the curtain and bent me over in a swift easy move. My top half and torso pressed against the cold surface of the bathtub, my bottom had his erection and warm water pressed all over it.

He spread open my cheeks and entered me slowly. "Shiiitt" I hissed out, I pushed back so I could feel more of him. He pushed his entire self into me and filled me up. He withdrew all of himself except the mushroom head then thrusted back into me more forcefully. Gripping my hips, he pumped faster harsher making my tits hit the cold bathtub again and again. Two of his fingers squeezed my clit, initiating sensations I never felt before. "Harder." I growled at him. His nails dug in the side of my hips as he now with no mercy plowed me from behind, his balls slapping behind with every pump. I yelped in pleasure when he took the hand that was on my clit to grab a handful of hair and pull. I moaned at his roughness with me.

"Is this what you want Lee?" He growled and slapped my ass harshly. I screamed in pain and pleasure.

"Fuck yes! David please-umph! Punish me! Just don't stop!" I screamed, bucking back at him feeling my walls tighten and clench and unclench around him. My bucking felt weak when he started to pull himself out completely out and break through my pussy's leaking walls again and again. The force was so great that he forced my top half over the bathtub, my tits were invaded by cool air that sent a sensation with my nipples. I prepared myself for the big orgasm I felt coming. Then as I braced myself for my release, David turned off the shower and pulled completely out, making me feel empty. I wanted him joined inside of me again, I already missed him.

I didn't get the chance to ask what was wrong because David's mouth was pressed to my heat as I released. He licked me clean as I made a mess. He came back up and looked my eyes and deeply kissed me with equal passion. We shared a towel, we dried each other in silence.

"Hey Leah." He called me as I pulled his T-shirt on, while I waited for my clothes to get clean. I looked over at him and raised my brow in question.

"You know I'm never going to be you friend-like ever." He stated matter of factly.

"Okayyyyy...why?" He walked over to me with a serious expression, we were nose to nose now I breathed heavily as I inhaled his intoxicating scent.

"Because I don't think I could ever be just your friend after this, friends don't fuck each other six times in one night and once the very next day. Or maybe I'm doing te whole friend thing wrong."

"Okay, then what do you want us to be?" I secretly hope he didn't think we were going to be in a relationship or anything, he was still fresh and I didn't want to dive into something head on, because there was always a possibility of cracking a few bones. "But I don't just wanna dive into another relationship." I added and bit my lip. I looked up at him reading his determined and playful expression.

"I get it, you're not over that douche Sam right" He guessed understanding.

"No, I'm over him, I just..." I searched for the right words. I didn't want to hurt him, then he'll leave. He's pretty interesting guy and...who else can rock world like David manged to in just one day?

"Don't trust me." I opened my mouth to protest but he held his hand up with the same cool expression this time with a smile. "I get it, I'm practically a stranger, 'tis cool. How about we be friends with benefits for the time being? Then if it grows, we'll let it grow. No expectations, no worries." He smiled reassuringly. Well...I didn't like the idea of being fuck buddies. I absolutely fucking loved it. Sure I wanted to be his friend, but like he said friends don't fuck. So now I get to be like Hannah Montana and get the best of both worlds.

Did I just compare myself to Miley Cyrus? Yep I'm insane.

"Sure, if there's no expectations." I grinned. We shook on it. Finally something in my life is going to be easy, I think I deserve it.

I was beginning to feel at home at David's new house. We were kicking some virtual ass while we were playing Modern Warfare 3. My phone rang, I groaned not wanting to answer it, I kept my eyes glued to the TV.

"Day, could ya get that for me?" I asked nicely. He shrugged and there his controller on the floor before walking over to his kitchen counter to retrieve my phone. He waited for a minute before speaking, a guess someone was talking.

"Yeah?" He asked in a exasperated tone. Well that's a rude way to answer else's phone. I gave him a disapproving glance before turning my attention back to my Captain barking orders at me. Ugh, he was such a bossy prick, how do soilders put up with his shit? I now have even more respect for my country's soilders, hats off to Jasper for putting up with that shit for like 10 years.

"I'm David and who the fuck are you tampon eater?" He growled. I paused the game and turned my attention to the very agitated David. "yeah whatever asswipe, no ones scared of you. Hold the fuck on." He sighed and practically jammed the phone in my hand. 'Who is it?' I mouthed. Worried it was one of my annoying Rez friends, it was so like them to cuntblock. "The carpet muncher. Who else?" He shrugged and resumed the game, as if he wasn't at least bit bothered before. Wow he got over being mad very fast, I needed to learn that from him.

"Uh hello?" I answered unsure bracing for a 'who the fuck is that asshole?' from one of my overprotective 'brothers' as I liked to fondly call them. Well I was going to give them a sisterly ass beating.

"Who the fuck to David Leah?" I heard Sam's annoying voice from the other end. Great the biggest cuntblocker of them all just had to call me while I was spending some quality time with my fuck buddy. Stupid cunt.

"Nunya. Now what do you want asswipe?" I asked rudely. I wasn't even in the mood for his egotistical bullshit. Actually I would have to be shit faced to deal with his dumb shit. And his slut of a wife. The only one in that house that I actually enjoy is their son, my awesome nephew Sammy.

"Well you shouldn't have rude men- if that's what he would call himself-answering your phone. Anyway I was wondering when you were going to pick Sammy up today?" He asked.

Soon as Sammy's nam popped up, I tried to act civil to his father. "Oh shit Sam. I'm so sorry I was kinda...busy all afternoon too." I apologized. Real busy, busy getting fucked. I tried to contain my laughter as I thought of Sam's reaction if or maybe when I told him that.

"Busy doing what Leah? David?" He snarled. Ugh, why did I agree to marry him back in the day? Oh right because I used to be fucking stupidly insane, now I'm just crazy.

"Like I said Sam, none of your fucking buisness. Look I'll be over there in a little while Ok? Doesn't he have a play date with Andy?" I asked trying to change the subject from the happenings of my cunt.

"Yes,and he insisted you drop him off. So I expect you to be here in 20?" He asked it like it was a rhetorical question. He. is. such. a BUTTRANGER!

"Whatever." I murmured and hung up in his face. "He is such a bitch ass tickdick having asshole! And if he wasn't the father of Sammy, I would rip that pathetic excuse of a dick right the fuck off." I ranted. I cupped my hand over my mouth realizing I just said that aloud. I must sound like some psychotic bitch to him, he hasn't known me long enough to realize that I'm just a slightly crazy bitch.

"I don't blame you. I don't like that guy." David huffed. His hard expression made him look kinda scary and absolutely delicious. "Who fucking demands your location before even saying hello and then turn around mad when you're rude right back. He doesn't fucking own you, so why the fuck does he care what ties I have with you?" It was so Sam to make someone not like him before even see him, this time I'm not the one to blame. David has heard it himself with his own ears.

"Amazing how Sammy is nothing like his father." I said softly. "So, I gotta leave now because my awesome nephew wants me and his sorry ass parents are getting mad." I announced. David turned off the XBOX and threw a pair of clean sweats to me. They were huge but I drew the string tight enough so I wouldn't show my bare ass to the public, since my underwear were still being washed by the sweet and curtious David. Man I'm beginning to sound like a teenager. I really gotta snap out of it.

We pulled up to Sam and Emily's driveway. I cringed every time I seen their perfect little house that could've been mine. As soon as David cut teh engine Sammy began running out of the house like the little monster he was, eyes locked only on me. Guess he was tired of his parents too. I got out quickly, scared he would damage himself or the car trying to get to me.

"Hey little monster!" I hugged him tightly into my arms. He gave me his usual 'I've missed you Auntie Lee' and stopped in his tracts when he saw David. Like Seth, he couldn't glare if he tried, he had that look hat babies do when strangers would coddle and make dumb faces at them. It was: WTF,and who are you?' "Um, Sammy this is my new...special friend David. David this is my monster nephew Sammy the Wolf." I couldn't help but giggle at the nickname I gave him when he was a baby, he had the fierceness of a wolf. Emily hated it because it sounded like so much of the old mobster 'Sammy the Bull.' Which is bullshit, because no one even knows who is anymore, and I think she was mad because she didn't come up with it first.

"Hey Sammy." David smiled warmly. I whispered that David liked to play Xbox too to Sammy and from there they were the best of friends. Before I knew it Sammy was dragging David by the hand to see his game collection, David intertwined his fingers with mine leading me to follow them.

"Hey Lee Lee, its nice to see you decided to show up." Emily flashed her fake ass smile and popped her dumb muffins into a basket. She should maybe think of making something different , then maybe Maria wouldn't pummel her bakery in just 6 months. Nah, Maria's would still be better because she cooks with a genuine heart. She raised her eyebrows looking at me and David back and forth. She looked David up and down for a moment too long and I immediately tightened my grasp on his hand, he squeezed back and tucked me under his arm trying his best to be friendly. Lifesaver.

"Yup. And now Auntie Lee's special friend David loves video games! He says I could play with his Kinectables one day! Remember I wanted that last year, but you said you didn't want to buy a kinect." Sammy gushed.

"What do you mean Auntie Lee's special friend?" Sam barked as he entered the kitchen. Ah, fuck here we go. "And why is he here in my house, talking to my son?"

"Sammy go and get your stuff ready." I smiled warmly to my indifferent and totally oblivious nephew. Once he was gone and out of sight all hell went loose. "What the hell Sam?"

"You heard me Leah, why is he here?" He ordered.

"If you must know Samantha, I was at David's when you called. He gave me a ride there and gave me a ride here." I shrugged. He was making a big deal out of nothing.

"Yeah well, why couldn't he just drop you off huh? Instead of letting this Mexican mother fucking asshole in my house." He looked David up and down in disgust. David's body tensed and his eyes cut through Sam like a billion swords. David looked a little scary I must admit, and I'm not scared of a damn thing.

"First of all dickeater, I'm Italian. Second fuck you, but of course your cum drinking ass would like that wouldn't you? Third, what Leah decides to do is her motherfucking business she's a grown as s woman, I should know." He looked down at me and grinned. Who knew he could be an asshole? Sam gaped at us, he started to get angrier by the second . Emily touched his arm timidly.

"Sam, David is right. If Leah wants to go around and be with other, uh men that's her own business. I think it's just great that Lee has finally found a new man who is interested in her after all these years." She smiled over at me like we were best fucking friends again. I took a menacing step forward, but David cured his arm around my waist and pulled me into his chest. "Calm down Chica. I got this." He breathed into my neck, I don't know why, but I listened to him. He smirked at my submission.

"Wait,are you the Emily who has that bakery just a little east from here? Opposite from the new restaurant /bakery?"

"Oh, ah yes." Emily faked being shy, but I could see her cockiness from far away. Bitch.

"Oh, you're competing against my best friend Maria, the owner." I looked up at him curious of where he was going with this. Sam did the same , it was cool Sam actually had to look up t someone other than Jake.

"Really?" Emily disguised her discomfort with light pleasantness. David nodded curtly.

"I'm so proud of her, it seems like her business is growing more and more. Almost half of Forks are talking about her brownies and her hot plates. Everyone is a regular when she is selling her famous brownies, looks like she's taking over LaPush too." He kept hsi voice innocent and even. Damn he could go low. Sammy stomped into the kitchen, announcing he was ready to go.

"Alright well see you guys later." David waved to Sammy's parents.

"I honestly doubt it." Sam said surely.

"Don't be so sure of yourself Sam." I bit back.

"I'll be around for a very long time, of course you wouldn't know anything about lasting long times now would you Sam?" He looked pointingly to the red couple and left. I laughed in both of their faces before leaving. I was just about to compliment but he gave me a spinetingling kiss. "I am going to be around here for a very long time Lee." He promised.

"Don't be so sure of yourself Day." I teased softly.

"Ewww! DAYYYYVIDDD thats gross! Don't you know girls have cooties?" Sammy complained. I blushed as I realized the big almost six-year-old was still standing with us.

"Are you saying I have cooties kid?" I faked being upset. Sammy looked flustered, I knew like so many other guys on the Rez and was scared to piss me off. Good, they should be.

"No, I mean you don't have cooties, cause you're not a girl."

"Oh so I look like a dude to you?"

"No, I mean...Auntie Leah!" Sammy shouted giving up. I laughed so hard at the poor kid, he was helpless. David joined in with me and laughed at his frustration, he placed a friendly hand on his shoulder.

"Never answer those kinds of questions from a girl kid, trust me. Also avoid 'do I look fat in this' and 'why don't you hold me anymore?' Trust me your life will be a lot easier." David advised. Sammy obviously didn't know what that last comment meant but nodded anyway and happily climbed in the backseat of David's car.

"Don't ever say anything like that again!" I punched him the arm I made sure Sammy was out of earshot.

"Gee you may not look like a man, but you sure as hell punch like one." David rubbed his sore arm. Well that was just the initiation little David, just you wait. I knew if he wanted to be my friend, he was going to get bruised like everyone else.

I know two updates in one day! I'm just trying to get all the finished ones out of the way as I revise them. Again tell me what you think. Oh sorry about the ridculous amount of cussing, I tone it down in later chapters don't worry