In those dark forsaken nights Cthulhu was transported to the space ship of the mighty daemon lord Samwell Tarly. Lost and alone Cthulhu felt despair but his iron will overcame sadness and started to explore the ship.

In the next room he was greeted by the repulsive sight of 1000 daemons so he quickly unleashed his sword and liberated their grotesque heads from their shoulders. "For Odin, for Emperor!" he screamed in orgy like fury of the weeping blade.

The room after that was the throne room where dark lord Samwell Tarly ruled surrounded by gold stolen from thousand worlds and the lusty slave wrenches that were sucking his manly lard ass. "Get out foul bitches, this is between me and him two big strong men!" growled Cthulhu like diamond dragon in the halls of Hades. "Aren't you going to ravish us!" gasped the lusty wrench in her lust. "I have no time for that, this is war!" ejaculated Cthulhu with the pride of the sinking ship.

"So we meet at last! I heard stories about your courage, lets put them to the test!" gargled Samwell Tarly in his dark solitude. But in that decisive moment Cthulhu tripped and fell on the self destruct button of the space ship. "Noooo! You will kill us all!" roared Samwell Tarly in his final moments of despair. But it was to late, far to late for now anyway, the ship has exploded killing the daemon lord but Cthulhu survived because he ran in time for the bomb!

And then our brave hero landed on the dark and empty planet, on that planet the demoness was waiting for him. "You killed him, well done." she smiled at him. But then her head exploded releasing a shower of blood, brains and bone fragments!

Behind her was the grand Inquisitor Chuck Norris holding his long, hard, manly gun! "You fiend! You betrayed humanity!" Chuck Norris boiled with rage. "I can explain..." Cthulhu whimpered while creaming his leather uniform of perfection. "This can not be explained! You will spend the rest of your life as a SLAVE!" roared Chuck on top of his lungs!

And so our story ends dear readers... May the old Norse gods watch over you! To glory! To Ragnarok!

Authors note: This story is the metaphor for the alienation of the modern man an the decay of the urban areas, but only the smart among you could see this simple and delicate fact!