The Greatest Story Ever
chapter 2
PREVIOUSLY ON THE GREATEST STORY EVER BY ME
"German words that wasnt supposed to happen"
Medics pain machine for spy has broken and spy is free. The Medic is dead, and Shrek helped defeat the Robot Guards.
"Taim to revng de guyz whoo kild m3"
Spy leaves the base in search of red's humble mansion home. But what he doesn't know lies ahead. Spy finds a homeless man on the street. Being the Mentlegen he is, Spy gives him some money to buy a nicer hat. Spy saw that this homeless man is vunerable. A secret message was written on the money.
"hey skrub luook at the pyramiid ting on da dolla. Illuminarty is out there. prepoor urself. m8."
The Homeless Man made sure he was safe, for he was a target of the illuminarty. But the new target is spy! Because you know he alerted someone of illuminarty. Word spread quickly from Illimunarty undercover spies, not to be confused with spy, and soon the leader of the illuminarty, Demo's third eye, was gathering troops for the assassination.
"HEY MASTR HOWE ABUT THIS WE SEL HIM BURGAR AND DEN HE EET AND IS ARE ACTUALLY POISEN!" said the illuminarty soldier.
"LIKE, TOTALLY NO! 2 OBVI. WE NEED 2 JUST LIKE POP HIM WITH MY BROTHERS AIRSOFT PISTOL. NOW IF YOU EXCUUUUSEEEE ME, I'M GOING TO STEAL MY BROTHERS XBOX CONTROLLER AND GET SOME 3D IMAX GLASSES AND PRETEND IM A GAMER GIRL #SELFIE" said the Demo's third feminine eye.
"k" said illuminarty soldier.
Spy continues to casually walk down the street. Nobody expects a thing. He is obviously french so no one understands his language. He is speaking to an old pal that will help him travel.
"Snort Snort how it going old pal." said Spy
"Wow." said ?
TO BE CONTINUED.
