The hallways where dark and empty except for two blonde individuals making there way quietly through the hallways. Dolly opened the door into professor Umbridge's classroom not even checking if the teacher was inside.
'Doll, why am I here again?' Draco asked appearing behind her, he glanced around, not wanting to be caught, Dolly was hardly subtle.
'I need an audience' Dolly called from the desk she was searching through, she closed one drag and pulled out another filled with paperwork. The only sound was the papers she was rustling through.
'Why?' He asked standing by the door and attempting to look laid back although his eye where darting backwards and forwards. Dolly rolled her eyes not bothering to answer that question, it was obvious to her and she didn't know how it wasn't so obvious to him.
'Got it' Dolly called as she pulled up a long quill. Draco stepped forwards to get a better look as Dolly found a scrap of parchment.
'Doll this is stupid' Draco said leaning against the desk as he watched her wince from the pain of what she was writing being seared into her the back of her hand.
'Done' she said looking at the back of her hand where the phrase, I told you I was hardcore, was imprinted. Dolly turned and walked through the doorway not looking where she was going when she walked into Professor McGonagall standing and looking at them both annoyed.
'Draco I'm surprised' Minerva said looking past Dolly and strait at Draco who looked away from Minerva's harsh glare. 'Come I shall hand out punishment in my office' She finished turning away from the two student who she knew would follow her
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 5. I Will Not use Umbridge's quill to write I told you I was hardcore
The Transfiguration class was fairly quite and organizes leaving Professor McGonagall suspicious as she kept glancing up from the work she was doing to look at Dolly who was being impeccable behaved for once. Minerva sighed and returned to her work she was far to tired to concentrate properly, they was a type of stubbornness to her that meant she didn't want to have a single absence of her record, and so far she had managed it. Some of the students started to giggle and Minerva placed her quill on the table before standing up and walking over to where Dolly was sitting, she knew instantly who the culprit would be. Dolly stopped giggling when Minerva approached but the other student where unable to contain their laughing and threw nervous glances at the sleeping person sitting next to Dolly.
'Dolly my office now' McGonagall said sighing and glancing at the sleeping student. Minerva was tempted to wake them and inform them of the situation but though better of it and followed Dolly from the classroom.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 6. If a Classmate falls asleep during class I Will Not take advantages of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm
'Ok Draco, first make shift bludger coming up' Dolly called pressing a button on the machine next to her that shot out a small shape heading strait at Draco who was sitting on his broom in the air with a bat in his hand. Crabbe and Goyal where hovering high up behind the machine also carrying bats. The brown shape was hit between the three people a few times before it fell to the ground where Dolly ran to grab the House elf before it had regained its balance. The creature whimpered a few times as it was carried back to the machine and placed inside it again. 'Ok round 2' Dolly called pressing the button again sending the House Elf at Draco again. Hermione Granger watched the sport for a few minutes her jaw open with shock before she rushed away into the castle, her long bushy hair spraying everywhere as she ran.. The House Elf dropped to the ground again and attempted to stand up before Dolly reached I, it managed but Dolly was hard nimbler on her feet and managed to grab it and drag it back. 'Round 3' She shouted reloading the machine and sending the Elf back into the air.
'Dolly Rebecca Phoenix! Stop this mistreatment immediately!' Minerva shouted as she stormed up to the girl. Draco, Crabbe and Goyal disappeared immediately when they noticed the teacher, something they had arranged earlier. The House Elv regaining it balance finally started cowering behind Professor McGonagall clinging to the green robes she was wearing. 'This sort of this is cruel, report to the Headmasters office immediately the password is lemon drop' She said looking around for Draco and his 'friends'.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 7. House Elves are Not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
'Ok the odds of him being killed by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is 1-10' Dolly said leaning over another student her finger indication the thing she just said.
'Ok I'll place 2 Gallons on that' The black haired student said passing the money into her hands. Dolly walked over to the table that Draco and his goons where sitting at and wrote down the betters name and bet next to the appropriate column.
'Any more bets you only have till the end of the week, come on people' Dolly said aiming her words at anyone who walked by without registering who it was. A shadow fell across the table that Dolly was writing at. 'Would you like a bet on the new defence against the dark arts teacher?' Dolly said looking up to see Minerva standing over her looking tired and worn out.
'No Dolly come with me' Minerva said grabbing Draco by the collar of his robes before he could escape again.
'I don't' know why I hang out with you, Dolly, I get in trouble for it' Draco muttered grabbing his share of the money from Dolly before being dragged away by Minerva.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 8. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky Not a clever money making scheme.
Dolly walked into the Potions room and looked around until she spotted Professor Snape sitting at the front marking a complicated essay. Dolly walked up to the teachers desk and paused a minute.
'Severus' Dolly said trying to get the Professors attention.
'It's Professor Snape to you' Snape said harshly glancing up at her with his dark cold eyes.
'Whatever I was wonder if…'
'No today's Potion can not be used as a sexual lubricant nor will any potion we make in these lessons' Snape said cutting the student of in mid sentence. Dolly nodded and turned around to take her seat to find Professor McGonagall standing at the doorway.
'What's new pussy cat?' Dolly called at the teacher walking past her seat towards the door knowing that she would not be staying for long.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 9. I will not start every potions lesson by asking if today's potion can be used as a sexual lubricant.
Professor McGonagall's Rule Number 10. I will not greet Professor McGonagall with "What's new pussy cat?"
AN: Hope you enjoyed I decided to do two of them together because I will forget my idea for the what's new pussy cat one if I didn't please review Its not that hard. And if you don't have an account review anyway =)
