Walking down the hallway, Lila noticed a guy staring at her. This wasn't exactly different from usual, but then he sauntered up to her. Usually people were too intimidated by her beauty or fame of being a singer/model/actress to talk to her at all.

He gives her a wicked grin, and says in a very sexy British drawl (oh what the hell is she saying, everyone here has sexy British accents, even the girls. She was going to be losing her panties faster then Britney spears.) "You new here?"

"Hell yeah," she gave him her best Hollywood smile.

He looked surprised at her accent but his eyes glazed over with what she only knew as lust, she could tell he was already picturing her naked. Damn, he was going to jack off to her later tonight. "Are you American?"

"What gave me away?" she teased.

"Well since your new here I'm sure you need someone to show you around," Blaise took her arm, "Well I am your tour guide, here to show you the mysterious beyond."

Lila didn't know what to say to that. She let him lead her along through the hallways as he pointed out random landmarks. A boy ran by, wearing a large green hat and singing about pots of golden rainbows.

"…and that's Seamus our resident leprechaun…"

They walked by a girl holding onto a tree and pressing her face against it, almost like a kiss of some kind.

"…oh that's just Pansy, she's a tree hugger…"

"HEY HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!"

"O-kay then…"

Lila was too busy staring at Pansy to see the rainbow princes appear beside her and knock her upside the head with her baton.

"What the fuck?"

Hermione waved her baton, "NEW GIRL MUST HAVE JOY!"

"That's Hermione, she's a rainbow princess, and over here we have Draco, who is unfortunately my best friend…"

Draco came up between the two, looking Lila over up and down and all around. He whistled, "Daammnnn you one sexy beast."

Lila giggled and raised her eyebrows at him, "Wow, no ones ever been that um…straight forward with me."

"Shut up, I know Blaise just got you to say that. You know I'm not really here," Draco pranced away.

"You having fucking weird friends," she turned to Blaise.

"Welcome to Britain," he grinned.

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Ron walked off stage, wiping the sweat from his brow as the lights dimmed but the crowd was still cheering his name.

"CALZADA! CALZADA! CALZADA!"

Sometimes it was hard to lead a double life, when a part of him wanted to stay Calzada Nevada all the time, but he saw what Hannah Montana got when she made that wish. No way was he going there. Ginny would not look good as a hermit. And being just Ron was nice…people weren't always harassing him like when he was Calzada Nevada, teen pop sensation!!!!!!!!!

But there was a plus side. Girls threw themselves at him. And he loved that.

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Harry was not tired of himself yet.

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Ginny somersaulted up to the new girl and preformed a ninja strike to the shoulder, which would cause her to become unconscious.

"What the hell are you doing?" Lila asked.

Ginny sighed, "DAMN IT."

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George Weaseley sauntered down the hall with trails of girls behind him. At the back of the group Fred Weasley muttered obscenities to himself. George spotted the gorgeous new girl and walked up to her in a very sexy provocative walk.

Puckering his lips and saying, "How you doin?"

"Do you think your Joey or something?" Lila laughed.

Being from Britain George did not know who Joey was. He didn't let that stop him.

"I'll be anything you want me to be sugar," he mused.

She smiled, no one was ever that forward with her, besides that odd blonde boy but he was clearly insane. But she kind of liked George, he made her laugh, and out of all the freaks at this school he seemed normal…ish.

Fred walked up to his brother and the gorgeous American girl and said, "WHAT THE FUCK? How does he do this? I'm your exact twin but you still get all the girls!"

George shrugged, "Sorry bro but your just to damn ugly."

Fred just stares, "I'm your fucking twin."

"That suddenly got hit by the ugly stick," George shook his head.

Pansy skipped by singing, "LOVE TREES, LOVE TREES…"

Hermione is trailing close behind her, her baton raised over her head screaming "YOU WILL HAVE JOY!!!"

Lila very hesitantly spoke to George, "What…is going on here?"

"Nothing, why do you ask?" George smiled, "Its just a normal day at Hogwarts."

"Okay I see, fuck with the new American girl, get her to think your all crazy, what a big laugh," she said.

They all exchanged a look as if to say, 'What is this girl on?'

Lila stared at them all before saying a very small voice, "I have to go now."

She walked off towards the great hall.

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After changing into normal clothing, and getting rid of those sweaty leather pants, and getting rid of his black emo wig, Ron made his way to the great hall for some lunch. As he came to the door he saw a very familiar face that should not have been there.

"Lila?" he asked, confused.

She turned around, looking him up and down and saying, "How do you know my name?"

a/n cliffie!

Ron: that was mean

Draco: life is mean

Ron: so are me and lila gonna get it on?

Draco: you wish, she SO wants me

Ron: -laughs- sure…

Author: we will see, alright?

Ron: come on girls you can tell me…

Bianca:-smile-

Amelia: I am immune to your charms!

Draco: this is really odd.

Authors: so anyway, review. Like now. And we will give you lots of cookies.

Ron: I'll give you a kiss.

Draco: shut up, they want a kiss from me.

Ron: who would want to kiss you?

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