Bozhemoi! Scheisse! Alelujah!

Did you ever think you'd see this story again did you?

Well, here be the Next Chapter of Herzeleid!

Flaky's eyes darted about the Street. You never know if a pedophile or psycho-killer is hiding behind the next fence or tree. You'd be suprised who she found: Giggles suggested an internet site to keep track of Disco Bear. The site kept track of sex offenders by the chips inserted in their skin. The whole town was bright red with offenders. They might be plotting to rape her. Disco Bear, and Flippy, and Fritz, and Nutty, and all the little dots are probably thinking 'The Girl in 5A knows, we rape her at 13 o'clock'. They might break Josef Fritzl out of jail, and lock her in a basement with him, and then later, they'd whack off to her scre-

"Hey Flaky!" Handy shouts from across the street. He had oil and grease dripping from his cheek. A Wrench was strapped to his right nub, which clanged it's hinges together as the nub went up and down.

She gives a half-hearted smile. "Hey, Handy."

He rubs some sweat off his cheek on his shoulder, and cocks his head to the side. "What're you thinking about?"

Flaky's eyes grow to saucers. "Why do you ask that!" She shouts in a meek voice.

Handy gives a hardy laugh, nubs now clinging his chest (if they could). "Have you been watching Un Chien Andalou, Flaky?"

Flaky's eyes thin to slits. A Horrid immage of a razor cutting across the moon and her eyes appears. "You're with the government aren't you!" She shouts in a shrill voice. She screams and runs away.

Handy, meanwhile shrugs and returns to his work. "I personally though Bunuel and Dali outdid themselves. But I suppose she is entitled to her own opinion."


Cuddles and Toothy waited at the bus stop. Toothy was explaining his plan to Cuddles in a loud, almost exxagerated voice. "...And Flaky will become so paranoid she won't leave her house. You infiltrate the house saying the Theistic Creationist Buggers from Uranus spared your life because of your lucky rabbit's feet. Then you show her how gentlemanly you can be by making a feast out of horticultural plants. Then bing bang boom, you two are snogging or vertical monster mashing!" He says, voice rising and falling randomly.

Cuddles stares at the beaver increduously. "When do you think of this stuff?"

The Beaver, unimpacted by the look given by the rabbit, grins. "When we die, I spend an hour in hell talking to Einstein, Frued, and JFK."

Cuddles's face turned to a look of alarm. "Alright...I'm getting an excorcist when this is over."

Toothy shot the bunny a scornful look. "Here comes your goi'lfriend."

"There goes your Jersey-ness." Cuddles retorts. He pushes Toothy into the poison Ivy bushes next to the bus stop. Cuddles sits on the bus stop bench, whistling calmly. Flaky sits herself on the opposite side of the Bench, smiling lackadaisically at the yellow rabbit. Cuddles begins to slide towards the porcupine, hoping to wrap his arm over her shoulder. He collides with someone a little too tall to be Flakes...

Lumpy looks down at Cuddles contemptuously. Flaky rolls her eyes.

The Bus arrives at the stop and the three board. The Bus then pulls away.

Toothy, leaps out of the bushes, blotchy red, shouting and scratching himself spastically. He runs down the street following the bus. A Rock picked up by the bus tires is tossed into Toothy's eye, and the change in pressure in his head pushes the other from it's socket, and blood pours from both sockets.

The Three are walking through the aisle, looking for a place to sit on the crowded bus. Flaky sits alone in the back. Cuddles smiles, and grabs a bunch of flowers from a bouquette carried by Lifander. A bee is disturbed by the sudden removal of it's pedestal, and flies around angrily, until it stings Lifander in the temple, killing him instantly.

Lumpy sits down next to Flaky however, forcing Cuddles to sit next to Fritz, who was smuggling (likely) weapons. Fritz glowers at the flowers. "I'm reserved for Cub." he says haughtily. Cuddles gives the beaver a distressed look.

The Rides wasn't very long, though it seemed interminable. The AK-47 under Fritz's arm kept jabbing Cuddles in the side, and Flaky ignored Cuddles. The Three got off at the Malt shop. The three enter the shop, where Lumpy finally departs from the two. Cuddles sits right across from Flaky. "Hey Flakes!"

The porcupine looks around startled. "Where you following me?" she asks.

"No, I was just going to the malt shop to get some delicious milkshake." he says cordially.

Flaky then gives the rabbit a warmer smile. "Good." she spat frankly.

"Two Milkshakes for me and mein Fraueline." He shouts to The Mole. The Mole shakes his head, and gives a thumbs up. He scoops ice cream into a dish, adding (accidentally) Vodka, arsenic, kerosene, amber, and goat's blood (Polish Goat blood I may add).

Toothy, comes running up to the Malt shop., opening the door, only to have the heavy door shut on his swinging eye, sending it flying into Cuddles' 'milkshake'. The Mole gingerly puts two straws into the cup, and sets it on the table. Flaky glares at the red and gold mixture.

Cuddles was about to wrap his lips around the straw when Flaky smacks it to the floor, shouting in a shrill voice, "It's been contaminated by Love Canal!"

Katz looks over her shoulder, indignantly.

"Why'd you ruins a perfectly good milkshake?" Cuddles shouts.

Flaky blushes, "The Government adds AIDs to strawberry milkshakes to kill off the minority!" Cuddles sighs.

Lumpy, meanwhile was walking to the little Retarded Animal Baby's room, when he steps on Toothy's eye which spillt out onto the ground. He looks down, and screams, running out of the Malt Shop. The Door swings open, send Toothy flying into Nutty and his motor scooter. The Scooter runs out of control, sending both into a stack of pipes. The Pipe are pushed forward, cutting a perfectly circular hole in Fritz's stomach.

Lumpy leaps into Handy's tow truck, which for some odd reason was attached to the Malt shop. It pulls off the resturant off it's foundations, instantly killing Katz, The Mole, and The Band Homeotic Fry. Flaky and Cuddles are forced to run with the shop or be crushed.

Lumpy drives the Truck into the Stack of pipe that previously killed Nutty, Toothy, and Fritz, halting the truck and Building. Lumpy awakens from the crash, moaning. "What the hell!" the moose moans, totally ignorant of the destruction he had caused. The Chord had tangled itself around Lumpy's skull. The Moose pushes down on the gas, sending pipes that had lodged under the wheel into the air.

Flaky and Cuddles step out of the building, both warily looking around. They give faint smiles, when they are impaled in the mouthes.

Lumpy struggles in the cabin of the car as the tow cable pulls his skull from his head. It finally tears open his head at the jaw, sending his skull flying back, finally lodging in the cable-collector.

Back with the two impaled mammals, Cuddles's body slides down the pipe, until his lips meet Flaky's. Cuddle's eye twitches, and he would've smiled if he could. Finally, he sinks into the inky blackness of Death.

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