Ahhh, here it is! Chapter two! SOOO sorry for the delay, but Chapter 3 is already in the making, so I can assure you it will be up very soon!

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Last time, on A Not-So-Normal Week: Anakin and Ahsoka came back from the 'GAP' and went to sleep that night. When they awakened the next morning, a surprise was at their door...

This time, on A Not-So-Normal Week: Yoda has a strange obsession, Padme looses it, and Ahsoka loves pickles :D

A Not-So-Normal Week

Chapter 2: Corndogs

The next morning the two were awakened by a large crash outside the room. They both jumped out of their beds and ran to the door.

They opened the door to find Yoda sitting on the ground next to a large machine.

"Master Yoda?" Ahsoka asked, rushing out to help him up. "What were you doing?"

"Trying to sell corndogs to everyone, I was!" He wailed, looking at his broken machine. "Now, ruined it is!"

Ahsoka and Anakin exchanged a glance. "We… can help you rebuild it," Anakin suggested.

"You can? Appreciate this, I do!" Yoda cried, and he hugged Anakin. On Anakin's face was a look of sheer and utter confusion, shock, and disbelief.

"Um, yeah," Anakin said, gently pulling Yoda off of him.

"Go right now, we should." Yoda said, beginning to pick up the pieces of his machine.

"Um, Yoda? If you don't mind me asking, why is your machine pink?" Ahsoka asked.

"Hot pink, my favorite color it is!" He said with a small laugh, and he continued to pick it up.

"Can we eat breakfast first?" Anakin asked.

"Eat along the way, you can." Yoda said. "Need to sell corndogs I do."

"Fine." Anakin muttered. They both grabbed a breakfast cereal bar and went out of the room.

"Now, Ahsoka," Anakin said, "No more coffee today! Ok?"

"Alright." Said Ahsoka.

They walked along with Yoda, dragging his broken corndog cart behind them.

"Where are we bringing this, Yoda?" Ahsoka panted, still dragging the heavy cart.

"Bringing it to my quarters, we are!" Yoda said.

"Are you serious?" Ahsoka gaped at him. No one was allowed in Yoda's quarters, not even the high council. But now, just to fix a corndog cart they were allowed in? Wow…

They arrived at Yoda's quarters and went inside. Ahsoka's jaw dropped to the ground.

The entire wall was painted hot pink. There was a mini-waterslide and a bouncy castle. There were giant shelves with countless stuffed animals on it.

"No wonder he never lets anyone in here," Ahsoka muttered to herself.

They dropped all the stuff on a flower shaped rug.

Anakin began to fix it and in minutes it was fixed. "YAY!" Squealed Yoda, and he began to push it around. "Work it does! Now, just have to add music and corndogs, I do, and sell corndogs to everyone, I can!"

"Um, ok." Anakin said. "Well, see you around, Master Yoda." Anakin said, and they left his quarters.

As soon as they got out in the hallway, they were met by a screamed Barriss Offee.

"AHSOKA! Thank goodness I've found you!" Barriss said, panting to catch her breath. "Obi-Wan is after me!"

"And why would Obi-Wan be after you?" Anakin asked.

"All I did was say that his room smelled good!" Barriss said.

"Um, why were you in his room?" Ahsoka asked.

"He said I could borrow his princess DVD's anytime I wanted! How was I supposed to know he'd be taking a shower?" Barriss said.

"I'll go talk to him," Anakin said.

"Well I'm going to run!" Barriss said. "I'll go with you!" Ahsoka said, and the two girls took off running.

Anakin went to Obi-Wan's quarters. "Hey Kenob's, what's up?"

"Don't call me that." Obi-Wan said. "I've just been heard while I was in the shower by a girl!"

"What is there to hear?" Anakin asked.

"I… sing." Obi-Wan said.

"You sing in the shower? AHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA" Anakin cracked up.

Obi-Wan turned red. "Well you do too!"

"No I don't. Maybe I used to but not anymore." He said.

"Whatever." Obi-Wan replied.

Meanwhile, Barriss and Ahsoka were hiding in the cafeteria.

"Do you think we lost them?" Barriss asked.

"I dunno. Let's get something to eat all I had for breakfast was a cereal bar." Ahsoka said, so they got some food and sat down.

Ahsoka pulled a tall green can from her bag (I did mention she had a bag right? Oh I didn't? ok well she does ;D) and opened it.

"What's that?" Barriss asked.

"It's high powered energy drink." Ahsoka said.

"Be careful, Ahsoka. Remember that one time when we were younglings?" Barriss asked.

Ahsoka nodded. "Sure, I remember that…"

Flashback:

"Come on Barriss lets get some energy drink!" Said little Ahsoka.

"Ok!" Agreed little Barriss.

The two younglings went to the soda machine and got two cans of energy drink. They drank all of it.

Later that night…

"Younglings! Younglings! Settle down! Time for bed it is!" Said Yoda.

"Weeee'reee noootttt ttiiiirrreeeeddd!" Said little Ahsoka, jumping up and down on the bed.

"Yeah!" Said Barriss, throwing her pillow at Ahsoka.

Suddenly all the younglings got in a huge pillow fight and even sooner the whole room was covered in pillow feathers.

"YOUNGLINGS!" Yoda shouted. The pillow fighting stopped and the feathers all floated gently to the ground.

End of flashback.

"And he grounded us both for a week." Ahsoka said, taking a sip of the energy drink. "But that's when we were little. I need it to stay awake."

"What makes it keep you awake?" Asked Barriss.

"Caffeine." Ahsoka replied, taking another sip.

"I thought your master told you to stay away from caffeine." Said Barriss.

"No, he told me to stay away from coffee. There's a difference." Ahsoka said.

"If you say so," Barriss said.

Yoda walked into the cafeteria pushing his corndog cart. "Corndogs! Corndogs! Only two Republic credits they are!" He yelled, pushing the cart next to Ahsoka and Barriss.

"Greetings, Padawans. Like a corndog would you?" Yoda asked.

Ahsoka and Barriss exchanged a glance. "Sure," Ahsoka said. She handed Yoda the credits and Yoda pulled out a corndog.

"Here! Yummy it is, hm?" He asked as Ahsoka took a bite.

Ahsoka made a face. "Ummm, thanks, Master Yoda," She said, not swallowing the corndog.

Yoda began to hum a catchy tune and waltzed away.

Ahsoka made sure he was gone and spit the corndog out in a napkin. "Yuck!" She said, taking a large sip of her energy drink.

"What's wrong, Ahsoka?" Asked Barriss.

Ahsoka coughed. "It's- horrible!" She said, still choking on the dry corndog crumbs. After a few more sips of her energy drink, she was fine.

"I can't believe he's selling those things!" She cried.

"Maybe we should go warn people." Barriss suggested.

"Great idea!" Said Ahsoka. She drank the last sip of energy drink and put the can in the aluminum recycling bin.

They were about to walk out the door when Barriss stopped in her tracks.

"Why are you stopping, Barriss?" Ahsoka asked.

Barriss turned to Ahsoka. Ahsoka was hopping from foot to foot, and her whole body seemed to be shaking.

"I think you had too much caffeine, Ahsoka." She said, observing her friend.

"So?" Ahsoka said. "AH!" Ahsoka suddenly screamed.

"What?" Barriss asked worriedly.

"THEY'RE SELLING PICKLES!" Ahsoka shrieked, running up to the pickle stand and buying a giant pickle. She took a bite. "Yummmm," She said.

Barriss's heart was still pounding. "Don't do that, Ahsoka! You scared me." She said.

"Oh, sorry, Barriss, it's just I looooooovvveeee pickles." Ahsoka said.

"So aren't we going to warn everyone about Yoda?" Barriss asked as Ahsoka finished her pickle.

"Ok!" Ahsoka said so they ran down the hall.

Meanwhile…

Anakin and Obi-Wan were just walking along in the hallways when suddenly Yoda walks by with his corndog cart.

"Ah! Buy a corndog, would you like to?" Yoda asked.

"Umm," Anakin said.

"I will buy one, Master Yoda." Obi-Wan said.

"Thank you! Two credits, that will be." Yoda said. Obi-Wan handed him the credits and Yoda gave him a corndog.

He was about to put it in his mouth, when, "MASTER KENOBI! DON'T EAT THAT!"

Ahsoka and Barriss ran up to them panting and gasping to catch their breath. "Don't… eat… the corndog!" Ahsoka panted.

Anakin took the corndog from Obi-Wan. "Come on it can't be that bad," He said, and he raised to his mouth.

"NO MASTER!" Ahsoka screamed, but Anakin took a bite anyway.

Anakin began to cough and choke. "Are- those- things- made- of- metal?" He choked out.

"Someone help him!" Ahsoka said, and all together they managed to get Anakin to spit out the corndog.

"Thanks," He said, brushing himself off.

"How can you sell those things?" Ahsoka asked Yoda.

"Good they are! Like them I do!" Yoda said, and he took a corndog and ate the whole thing. "Mmmmm!"

Ahsoka fainted.

"Ahsoka!" Anakin cried. "Maybe my wife could help,"

"YOU'RE WHAT?" Everyone screamed in unison.

"NO! I meant maybe my white thing could help?" He said. He searched frantically for something white.

"The wall!" He said. "The wall can help!"

"Whatever Anakin." Obi-Wan said.

Ahsoka suddenly shot awake. "HYPER!" She shouted.

Everyone stared at her, shocked. "I'm hyper!" She repeated.

"I can see that, Snips," Anakin said, "Were you drinking coffee again?"

"NO!" Ahsoka insisted. "I had energy drink! AND PICKLES!"

Anakin smacked himself in the face. Yoda ate another corndog. Barriss tried to get Ahsoka to settle down but had no success. Obi-Wan stared at them all.

"Obsessed with corndogs, I am!" Yoda cried, eating yet another corndog.

Anakin groaned, "We can see that, Yoda-"

Suddenly Padme walked into the hallway. "PADME? What are you doing here?" Anakin cried.

"I came to see if anyone has seen my hairspray!" She said. "My hair is ruined without it!" She pulled off her hat and her hair poofed out all frizzy and messy.

"Um I haven't seen it." Anakin said.

"Well I thought you used it! You're hair NEVER moves! It's ridiculous!" Padme pouted.

"It's not my fault!" Anakin insisted. "I guess it's natural." He flashed Padme a charming smile.

"Oooooh Master! You're sooooo cute when you do that!" Ahsoka squealed, batting her eyelashes dreamily.

Anakin groaned. "Seriously, Snips, I already have a wife!"

Everyone suddenly stares at him.

"I uhhh mean I already have a life!"

"Are you sure about that?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Umm I think?" Anakin replied.

Ahsoka rolled her eyes. "And what does your life have to do with this?"

"Nothing. And if anyone asks, we're not married." He said, gesturing to Padme.

"And who asked you?" Obi-Wan said.

"No one!" Anakin said, "I was just informing you!"

"Whatever." Ahsoka said. "I'm going to go work on my blueprints now." She started to walk away.

"Blueprints?" Anakin asked.

"Yeah. Blueprints." She said and walked away.

"Well can you help me find my hairspray?" Padme asked.

"Just go buy some more!" Anakin said.

"But it was a special brand from a hairdresser! The generic brands make my hair dry!" She wailed.

Anakin groaned. "Well I don't know what to do then!"

Ahsoka suddenly ran back. "It's finished!"

"What's finished, Snips?" Anakin asked.

"I've opened my own beauty salon!" Ahsoka announced.

Padme ran up and hugged Ahsoka so hard Ahsoka could barely breath.

"Thank you thank you thank you!" Padme said. "Can I come I can't find my hairspray! My hair is a mess!"

Ahsoka quickly recovered from Padme's hug attack and said, "Sure. I was about to open it anyway, you can be my first customer!"

"YAY!" Padme said and the two ran off together.

"I'm going to watch." Barriss said and she ran after them.

"That gets rid of them." Anakin said.

Yoda was standing on a table singing, "OOHHHH YEAH CORNDOGS, CORNDOGS, CORNDOGS! LOVE THEM I DO YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAAAAAAAH!"

"I'm leaving." Obi-Wan said, and he walked away, leaving Anakin with the corndog-obsessed Yoda.

Meanwhile, in Ahsoka's room…

Ahsoka had set up a desk and lots of various hair and skin care products and makeup. She led Padme in. "Have a seat," She said in a clipped business voice.

Padme sat on the chair and Ahsoka quickly went to get some stuff. "Now what would you like me to do for you today?"

"I need hairspray." Padme said.

"Hairspray! A wonderful choice!" Ahsoka said, she rummaged through an old trunk and pulled out a small metal container. Barriss sat on the edge of the couch watching intently.

Ahsoka sprayed some in Padme's hair and rubbed it in. Then she brushed it and styled it. "Now we wait." Ahsoka said.

They waited… and soon Padme's hair began to turn blue. "WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?" She shrieked.

"Hm, must have used the wrong one…" Ahsoka muttered. She searched for the label of the container.

"Oopsies! This is blue hair color." Ahsoka said.

"HOW DARE YOU TURN MY HAIR BLUE?" Padme screamed.

"Hey don't lose your head, Senator, it will wear off in about a week." Ahsoka said coolly.

"A week?" Padme started crying her eyes out.

Barriss watched from her safe place on the couch, eyes wide and face pale.

Ahsoka set her hand on the senator's shoulder. "Don't cry! I can try to fix it." She said.

"You can?" Padme asked.

"Yeah sure." Ahsoka got out another container and sprayed it on Padme's hair.

Padme's hair suddenly dropped flat and fell out. Barriss stared with eyes huge.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Padme let out an ear piercing scream. "NOW I'M BALD!" She started crying hysterically again.

"Oops…" Ahsoka said, reading the label. "This is hair removal spray."

Anakin burst through the door. "What is going on in here?" He shouted.

"MY HAIR IS GONE!" Padme wailed.

"You ruined my wife's hair?" Anakin said angrily.

Ahsoka began to back up as Anakin stomped towards her. "Y-y-you're w-w-wife?" She stammered, shrinking back until she hit a wall and couldn't go back any further.

Barriss watched in sheer terror, unable to move or speak.

"You're going to pay for that, Ahsoka." Anakin said, his words so simple yet his furious tone making it mean so much more.

Padme sat back on the chair wailing.

"You're going to pay…"

OOOH! MAJOR cliffhanger! But don't worry, Chapter 3 is in hyperspace and is on it's way fast! Which reminds me, I should go and keep working on that. ;) Stay tuned...