This chapter will have Melodys siblings trying to kill Jaune enjoy. ps I don't own rwby and I am not good at this just tell me what to fix
( in a Hotel room )
Right now we see the blond knight Jaune arc in bed waking up with a hangover so bad it would bring Qrow Brawren to shame .
(Jaune): ugh what happened, last thing I remember was having a drink and then nothing .
Just then realized he was in a hotel room on a king sized bed , he was also naked and wearing a ring on finger .
(Jaune): what happened last night.
Then he heard a yawn next to him.
Jaune looked to his left to see Melody sleeping and completely NAKED as well. Jaune was scared at this point , not because of what is happening but what will happen when Melodys siblings find out about this, no scratch that when his sisters find out ,they would kill him in the worst way .
(Jaune): I am so dead .
He whispered this but it was still enough to wake the sleeping deer faunas, she gave another cute yawn before looking around and seeing their situation, her eyes met his and went wide with and shock and she backed away grabbed the blanket covered herself and gave a quick scream at the same time Jaune grabbed a pillow to cover his crotch .
(Melody): what happened last night ?
(Jaune): I d-don't know , all I remember is having a drink and the next thing I wake up to see you completely naked next to me .
They looked away from each over and Melody stood up.
(Melody): Let's just get dressed before anything else alright .
She grabbed her clothes and walked to the bathroom to get dressed.
Jaune picked up his clothes and got dressed when he was done he felt something in his pocket ,he then grabbed and took it out it was a folded piece of paper .He unfolded it and saw that it was a marriage certificate with his and Melodys' name on it , he had no other way to express his emotions at this point and just said what his brain said to .
(Jaune): WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK .
Just then the bathroom door opened and Melody went out of it with a confused face .
(Melody): What's wrong?
He showed her the certificate and her eyes went wide .
(Melody): Guess that explains this .
She showed him her hand to see a wedding ring on it .
(Jaune): You too ?!
She nodded .
(Jaune): So we are actually married now .
She gave another nod not knowing what to say.
(Jaune): Alright we need to head back to Beacon .
(Melody): Alright.
(Time skip)
Right now they were on the bull head with Jaune as usual barfing in a trash bin with Melody patting his back .
(Melody): Are you alright Jaune .
Jaune then put his thumb up and continued to barf in the bin . This went on for a while and eventually the bull head stopped along with Jaunes barfing .
(Jaune): Thank god it's over .
(Another time skip brought to you by chibi Jaune in a tuxedo and chibi Melody in a wedding dress at a wedding . Because why not)
Right now they are a hallway inside Beacon wondering what to do next .
(Jaune): So now what ?
(Melody): Go to class and make sure nobody knows until we find out what to do .
Before Jaune could respond he felt a hand grip his throat and lift him Melody saw this and looked toward the person and reconised him instantly.
(Melody): Buck what are you doing .
The tall man now known as Buck looked down at his little sister and started to speak.
(Buck): I know he what did!
At this point Melodys eyes were wide with fear for Jaunes safety.
(Melody): How?
(???): Ozpin told us .
Melody looked to her right to see her big sister Brittney and other big brother Michael and they looked pissed .
(Melody): Please don't hurt hurt him .
(???): Oh they won't .
Out of now Team JNPR and team RWBY had their weapons out and Buck put Jaune down and grabbed his weapon along with Brittney and Micheal
(Ruby): Why are you trying to kill Jaune.
Buck stepped forward with a face showing anger .
(Buck): He got drunk and FUCKED and MARRIED Melody
Teams RWBY and JNPR except for Jaune eyes got wide with shock and the all looked at the now married couple and before things could go any further professor Ozpin and Ms. Goodwitch stepped in .
(Ozpin): Now children im sure we can get through this without violence , so let's discuss this in my office and miss Harmony your team will be there .
They all went with him to his office to discuss the problem at hand .
I finally done with this chapter sorry if it's bad . Tell me what you think an I'll explain What Melodys siblings look like and their weapons goodbye.
