Jaspers Encyclopaedia of the Supernatural
Copyright to Stephanie Meyer.
And whoever holds the copyright to my listed supernatural beings.
I couldn't think of anymore being's for A, so I just went straight to B, lets see how this turns out.
B
Bogyman
Yeah, I know what you're thinking the Bogyman designed specifically to scare kids into what their parents want them to do, but strangely enough there is truth to this myth. To be honest he is not all that he is made out to be, sure he is horrifically ugly, with extreme bad breath and no manners, but seriously the dude who hired this guy should be shot. During my many years of different hobbies and jobs, I decided to put my gifts to use as a councillor, demonic of course. Unfortunately this experience didn't increase my demonic status and I quit after having a fight with this bloke, the Bogyman. I mean what kind of a name is that? Sounds more like a dance move; actually I think it is a dance move. The grim reaper got it spot on with his name, Bogy over here had no such luck.
So as I was saying, I was assigned to a certain Master Bogy. Yeah that's right, he made me call him master. My Arse. At first I attempted to get along with him but the whole of it was flawed when he made certain remarks about vampires. He had past the line. Whilst he was in the midst of his dreadful impressions I pounced, throwing him across the room through two walls and at last a window. Luckily for me I kept my pride as I quit before they had the chance to fire me. I met him again a few years after and he hadn't changed one bit, still the stuck-up twat he had always been.
Anyway I had taken Alice on a night out; we had been living in Sanfransisco for almost a year and you know how hard it is to avoid sun there, near to impossible. Well we ended up in a Club called P3; little did we know it was owned by witches, just our luck. The whole night was going by great until Bogy started hitting on Alice, My Alice, I know! The nerve of it. My seductive temptress led him out of the backdoor ready to kick his ass back to hell with style; I swiftly followed out of Bogy's sight in case he decided to play awkward. Unfortunatly her plans were foiled when three strange women followed them out, not wanting an audience me and Alice took cover only to find out after that they were in fact the charmed ones, did the dirty work for us, ripped the Bogyman to shreds cant say I didn't blame them.
That was the last I saw of him he will probably be summoned from hell in a few centuries from know and create havoc in the lives of everyone, again.
Buffy Summers
Okay, so she may not count as her own species but she is certainly one of a kind, a slayer the only one in her generation. I met Buffy in her early years of her slaying, I helped her on a few errands which she then gave me her autograph.
Emmett Waz Ere .
Stupid Emmett and his stupid hormones, being in the same room as him and Rosalie is enough to drive you insane.
Anyway Buffy, Yeah I mean you would think with me being a bloodthirsty vampire Buffy would have like tried to kick my (sexy) ass to Hell and back, but she didn't I think she kind of had a soft spot for me. Don't tell Alice. Imagine them to at a stand off; it would last ages without even getting anywhere. I think a dance off would be better; I'd love to see my Alice dirty dancing, this time I will record it.
So I was kind of stuck on what to put for this one, so the rest is still to come, im working on it
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