Victoire and Teddy stared at the dirt that carpeted the room. James laughed but Rose and Albus started to cry thus, waking up Lily.

"This is absolute mayhem!" Teddy was infuriated and his hair turned into a deadly sort of red to match his now bloodshot eyes. Victoire looked at him in complete horror and slapped him in the back of his head.

"OW! Whats you do that for?" His eyes turned hazel again and his hair turned back to turquoise.

"For being an idiot."

Teddy opened his mouth but closed it again. He couldn't come up with a possible comeback.

While Teddy stood there dumbfounded, Victoire scooped did her best to pick up all three of the kids and limped over to the bathroom.

"I'm-gonna-give them-a-bath." Once she got to the bathroom, she closed the door shut leaving Teddy by himself. Mumbling all the while, he did his best to clean up the dirt that stained practically every piece of furniture in the living room. (Remember, he can't do magic)

Teddy realized that Lily was still crying so he dropped all his work and rushed over to her crib. Teddy leaned over the edge only to smell a sick twisted smell that can only mean one thing…

Meanwhile….

SPLASH! Victoire was soaked from head to toe in dirty bath water. James, Rose, and Albus seemed to have fun pouring water on her head. She spat some water out of her mouth and tried, yet again, to clean her cousins.

"Now James stop doing- OW! Albus that hurt-Rose stop pouring the shampoo."

She sighed and placed her hand on her wet hips. When she thought things couldn't get more out of hand, she realized that she forgot to turn off the faucet. Water started leaking out on all sides into onto the bathroom floor. Empty, deranged looking shampoo bottles flew into the air straight at her face. As she clutched her cheek, moaning in agony, she tried her best to mop up the floor.

James and Albus started doing strange little tap dances while Rose sang a song in baby talk. Victoire, not realizing what she was doing, slipped on one of the shampoo bottles that littered the ground and fell on her back to the floor.

Her pathetic attempts to sit back up failed miserably. The infants laughed and jumped around even more which doubled the amount of water.

Victoire rubbed the bump on her head from falling and finally managed to shut the water off before the bathroom drowned. Albus leaped out of the tub followed by Rose and James. Not exactly knowing how, Albus was able to open the door and soon the toddlers were streaking around the house.

Victoire rolled her eyes and with clothes clinging to her skin raced out to grab hold of them.

As Victoire entered the living room, she and Teddy stared at each other with humor in their eyes. Teddy smelled awfully bad from changing Lily's diaper and Victoire was soaked head to toe in water with a bump on her head.

Teddy was trying his best not to laugh at Victoire's appearance and Teddy could tell that she was trying to do the same.

Rose started to roll around on the carpet bumping into the untidy shelves almost knocking over the Weasley clock.

James and Albus copied her actions giggling with great delight. Teddy and Victoire used this time for an advantage and scooped them up and held changed them into clothes against their wails of protest.

Victoire and Teddy slumped onto the sofa when finished. Thy burst into another fit of laughter.

"You look as though the giant squid sunk you underwater."

"Oh Yah! Well you smell worse than Uncle Ron did after trying to rescue Rose from a mud puddle without his wand."

"I don't smell that bad…do I?"

Teddy's hair turned to his normal turquoise shade as he and Victoire continued laughing, totally oblivious as James thought it would be funny to eat a flying finktopper.

James started inflating to the size of a giant ball and started flying up in the air with squeals of delight. Before Teddy or Victoire could do anything about it, James took hold of Rose's hand who took hold of Albus's hand making them all fly up in the air.

The overwhelmed 11 year olds jumped as high in the air as possible to catch their cousins but they were just not tall enough to do as much as to even come as close as an inch to catching them.

Teddy had a worried expression plastered on his face as his cousins almost flew out the window.

"What happened?." Was all that was able to come out of Teddy's mouth.

"I think James ate one of George's new inventions."

"How long do you think it'll last?"

Right when those last few words, however, were uttered, James deflated and they all landed comfy on the couch laughing.

Albus looked excited at the thought of flying as he clapped his hands and screamed, "Again! Again!"

Victoire and Teddy both looked at each other with exasperated looks.

"We better get paid big time for this."