Naruto
Makeover Edition: Lee Style
Chapter 2- Questions answered
In a dark room, a small light in the center of the room turned out. "Well girls, what's the plan?" One of the shadows said. Another one said irritable, "Well, I'd like to know what's going on right now?" Another one also agreed, "I though Lee had a girlfriend already." The last one shook her head, "He had a girlfriend" She sighed and then yelled, "Can we just please be sane people and turn all the lights on." She pulled at her hair, "This reminds me of interrogating someone." The lights clicked on, revealing Hinata, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten. Sakura sighed, "I thought it would get us in the planning mode."
"More like the suicidal mode, " Ino scoffed. Sakura glared at her and Ino glared back. Hinata just ignored them, "We still don't have the entire story." This distracted Sakura and Ino from their glaring contest. Ino slumped onto the couch, "Yeah, what ever happened to his 'beloved squirrel.'" Tenten went to the adjoining kitchen, "Leenda broke up with Lee for a spandex suit designer." HITS, minus Tenten, had raised eyebrows. Tenten rolled her eyes at them, "Yes, I said Spandex suit designer, there's such things, where do you think Lee and Gai get their millions of suits."
"The spandex fairy," Ino commented.
Everyone stared at her. Ino looked up from her magazine that she found quite randomly, and frowned at them, "Hey, don't look at me like that. It's possible. There's also a ramen fairy."
Hinata nodded, "Think about it, if there wasn't. All the ramen in the world would have been gone by now."
Sakura rolled her eyes, "You mean it would have been gone 12 years ago."
Hinata shrugged, "Same meaning."
"…May I ask how we got to the topic of ramen fairies from spandex suit designers?" Tenten asked bringing in cups and tea.
"No," three girls said simultaneously.
"Fine, I won't ask, but to serious matters, how are we going to be able to do this. This is officially the hardest mission in history. I'd rather face the Ataksuki right now." Tenten tapped the table in agitation, "I mean, look at it, Gai hasn't been married, finally found a girlfriend after I set them up." The others glared at her.
"Hey! We helped too!" Sakura said.
"Yeah, I got hit in the head with a frying pan for it too!" Ino added. Tenten stared at her in confusion, "But there was no frying pan in part of the plan."
Ino rubbed the back of her head like she was imagining the pain, "Hinata hit me with the pan."
Tenten nodded and looked to Hinta, "Did you have fun with that?" Hinata did the Hyuga look, "Hyuga's never have fun." They looked blandly at her. Hinata blinked, "What!?!"
"Too many Hyuga lessons," Sakura, Ino, and Tenten said simultaneously. Hinata frowned, "It is not. I still haven't learned how to make souls shrivel with a look." Sakura, Tenten, and Ino had a variety of reactions. Sakura was in shock, twitching, gaping at Hinata like if Sasuke had told her that he stopped his tomato addiction. Ino, on the other hand, was interested, hoping to learn so she could try it out on Shikamaru. And finally Tenten was twitching also, but wondering if Neji knew this little trick and thinking how twisted the Hyuga family was. Hinata jerked out of her depressed mood in an instant, "I was just joking. Hyugas don't know how to do that!" Sakura, Ino, and Tenten looked at each other suspiciously. Hinata just sighed, "We still haven't come up with anything." Everyone put on their thinking caps.
---20 minutes later---
Sakura was sitting by the window, staring out the window with a glazed look. Hinata was lying on the couch coming up with plans in between blackmailing a girl into it or to just end Lee's misery. Ino was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling mumbling "so troublesome" over and over again, and Tenten was sitting upside down on the couch playing with the ends of her hair.
If you couldn't tell, no one had come up with anything. Then all of a sudden, Ino sat up. "I think I got it!" she said clapping her hands together.
"…" Everyone looked at her from their positions.
"…wait, I had it a minute ago. Where did it go?" Ino scratched her head in confusion. Sakura sighed and got up and went over to Ino. She clicked the light bulb that was above Ino's head.
"I GOT IT!!" Ino yelled jumping up, "Here's what we're going to do."
---author note---
What are they going to do? Do Hyuga's have the capability of burning souls? Do you even want to know the answer? keep reading.
