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9:21 a.m.

Shepard woke up before Ashley giving her time to take care of her things because Ashley could spend 5 hours in the bathroom doing random pointless shit.

Shepard muffled a yawned as she made sure to carefully remove Ashley's arm from around her waist. Their legs were intertwine, she decided it would be easier to just not to care, but she had to get to the bathroom, she slowly reached down to untangle their legs.

"Megan…" Ashley said in hush voice.

Shepard cursed under her breath she thought she had for sure woke up the beauty. But she didn't she just made everything worst, Ashley wrapped herself around Shepard even tighter.

"Great…" Shepard muttered.

Shepard felt warm and tingly all over her body this happened everytime ash touched her, it felt amazing and even made shepard secretly feel safe. Shepard began to get lost in thought, but eventually she couldn't resist sleep anymore and she soon gave in.

10:43

This time Ashley woke up, well she was awake before but Megan was trying to get to the bathroom and that wasn't happening.

Ashley climbed off of Shepard and headed to the bathroom to take a shower and brush her teeth.

Once she was done in the bathroom she wrapped herself in a towel and walked down the stairs.

"Good morning me- oh hello who are you?" A lady said.

Ashley crossed her arms. "Who the hell are you?"

"Well, I'm the Shepard's new maid oh you must be Ashley my grandmother speaks of you a lot." The woman said

Ashley raised a brow."Grandmother?…Isabel?"

When Shepard was younger she had a nanny, Isabel, she was kinda like a second mother to Shepard scratch that, A second mother to Shepard.

The lady nodded."Si, I am her granddaughter, Maria, I took her spot after she retired."

Ashley took a look at her, she was wearing a old French maid uniform with the shirt half button up and the skirt a little shorter than normal her brown rich hair draped Down her shoulders and back, she was Hispanic Ashley could hear it in her voice, her eyes were light gray and blue. In short to Ashley's dismay she was hot.

Ashley pressed her lips together."Mhmm, your a little young to be a maid aren't you?"

Maria tilted her head and smiled."Well your never to young to start making money, no?"

Ashley opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by a loud groan.

"Gooooodddddmorning world!" Shepard yelled bouncing down the stairs.

"Good morning Megan." Maria smiled.

"Good morning Maria, annnnd good morning…"Shepard gave Ashley a huge kiss on the cheek. "Ash."

Ashley smiled."Since Maria's here don't you think you should put on clothes?"

Shepard only had on her hollister pink and green boxer briefs and her white nike sports bra. So her package was just kinda flopping around everywhere.

"…Says the girl with just a towel on." Shepard smirked.

"No no its quite alright I've seen Megan in this state before." Maria implied.

Ashley frowned."Oh you have?"

'This bitch is pushing it…"Ashley thought.'No way she thinks she can just gawk at Megan's amazing body and Megan not notice.'

"Oh yes," Maria walked over to Shepard and Laid a hand on her chest. "And I've enjoyed every minute of it."

"Im que va a disfrutar de mierda patadas en el culo." Ashley mumbled.(S/N if you didn't know Ashley is in fact half Hispanic in the game.)

Maria raised a brow."Excuse me?"

Ashley stepped closer."I think you understood me clearly, if you didn't. Let me say it again IM GOING TO FUCKING ENJOY BEATING YOUR ASS!"

Shepard stepped between them."Whoa ladies chill out, Maria, you can go clean my room and do my laundry. While ash, go put on some clothes."

Ashley marched up the stairs."Fine."

Ashley stomped her way into Shepard's room, she surely had left some clothes over here from their previous sleepovers and she did. Ashley wore some short shorts a red Hollister v-neck and red vans to match.

She trotted down the stairs to see Shepard on the couch still in her underwear playing some war game she loved so much.

Ashley put her hands on her hips."Megan." She called.

"Huh." Shepard said not taking her eyes off of the tv.

"Megan, I need to go to the mall for some things."

Shepard shrugged. "Ok well I'm pretty sure you'll have fun."

Ashley smirked deviously but kept it hid. "Oh I'm pretty sure I will since kaidan's going…"

Shepard walked up the stairs. "Ha. That's funny because I was just thinking about going also. She said.

...

Shepard rushed to take a shower, she just wanted to get this all over with.

Shepard walked over to her closet and picked out a white Hollister v-neck, light brown cargos, red black and white hi-top Adidas, a white nike beanie and red ray band sunglasses.

Shepard walked down the stairs greeted by a happy Ashley.

Shepard pouted."What?"

Ashley grabbed Shepard's hand."I know we're best friends but god you look good,come on let's go."

...

The two waited in the food court for…Kaidan.

Shepard frowned."Ugh why is he even coming? I hate that guy he always fumbles at practice or doesn't catch the ball."

"Shh here he comes." Ashley sighed. "oh my gosh why!?"

Shepard raised a brow."What? Is he wearing a scarf or something?"

Kaidan smiled. "Ash! It's so good to see you and I hope you don't mind but I brought a friend…and I see you brought one too."

Shepard turned around to look at Kaidan but instead saw Miranda. After that Shepard sprung up from the table with a big smile.

"Huh. You just couldn't stay away could you?" Shepard smiled.

"Kaidan you didn't tell me this was gonna be here." Miranda sighed.

Shepard smiled even wider. "Ash. You didn't tell me that Miranda was gonna be here, shit I would've been dressed before you."

Miranda rolled her eyes."Oh god why me?"

"Anyways," Kaidan said siting down next to Ashley.

"let's eat."

Miranda had no choice but to sit beside Shepard so she sat down next to the red haired girl.

"Whatever you guys want ill pay." Shepard said.

Kaidan waved a hand dismissively."No no Shepard I got it."

"Alright if you say so, I want the chicken, pizza

Burger, cheeseburger, corn dog, hot dog, 2 order of fries onion rings, curly fries, milkshake, sprite, orange juice, think you can cover that? Didn't think so," Shepard pulled out her wallet. "Now, whatever you guys want I'm paying."

Ashley rolled her eyes. "What is up with you guys having to pay for everything? Maybe I should pay."

"Ash. Please, you can't pay and neither can Miranda you guys are kinda the girls in the situation." Shepard explained.

Miranda scoffed. "I think that is a bit sexist, do you not know what year it is?"

Shepard rested her leg on top of Miranda's."Well excuse me for wanting to take care of my girl."

"I'm sorry Shepard but Miranda's already spoken for." Kaidan said flipping his scarf.

Shepard smiled."Your not much competition."

Kaidan frowned. "Not by me idiot, by Jacob."

Shepard looked at Miranda in disbelief. "Are you serious? Jacob?"

Miranda pushed Shepard's leg away finally. "It's none of your business, and even if I did whats wrong with it?"

Shepard's mouth hung open."He's so fucking boring! Hearing him talk makes me want to drown myself like legit lay in the tub and drown myself."

Kaidan flipped his scarf once more. "Oh please Shepard, like you had a chance."

"If you don't stop flipping that damn scarf!" Shepard yelled.

Kaidan stood up."Or what? What are you gonna do about it?"

Shepard got out of her chair. "I've been waiting to kick your ass."

Ashley stood up."MEGAN! Sit down."

Shepard fist were clenched together so tight that her knuckles were white, but she looked at ash and it immediately calmed her down, she took her seat just as Kaidan she did.

It was quiet for quite a bit until a waitress came over.

"Hello my name is Sally, ill be your waitress today are you ready to order?" The perky girl smiled.

The girl was pretty hot she had blonde hair big hazel doe eyes and amazing body features.

Shepard ordered first.

"Yeah uh can I get the cheesy burger without onions." Shepard smiled.

The girl gave a huge smile. "No onions huh? Who are you kissing later on?"

"Well hopefully you." Shepard winked.

Ashley stared at her in amazement, 'Megan must have huge balls or a huge ego, she could've been turned down so easily. Shes obviously is a pig I would've turned her down in a heart beat but who could turn down that face?no! i would've turned her down…okay maybe not.' Ashley thought.

Miranda skipped through the menu pretending to care about what to get to eat but she really cared about the conversation going on between that girl Sally and Megan. 'How could she just flirt with another girl in front of me like that?! Well why do I care if I was that girl I would have turned Megan down the second she said that lame arse pick up line.' Shepard nudged Miranda playfully and smiled. 'Okay maybe not…'

Kaidan rolled his eyes at Shepard. 'Look at them.' Kaidan thought. 'Why is this Sally girl still talking to Shepard? Sheeee doesn't like you! You whore!' Kaidan flipped his scarf. 'I don't give a damn…ugh why can't Shepard like dick? I've seen hers and let me tell you oh my god! It's beautiful I would ride that thang if I ever got the chance…Miranda does not know what she's missing! I tried to tell her on the way here but she wouldn't listen!'

The car ride…

"Sooooo…" Kaidan smiled.

Miranda raised a brow. "So what?"

Kaidan smirked."I heard in first period Friday you and Shepard were flirting…"

Miranda facepalmed. "Oh my god not you too!"

"Girl, believe me if I were you I would've already got with that! We were in the locker room I saw Shepard in the shower, I just wanted ride that big-"

Miranda covered his mouth. "Woah! Kaidan! So now your stalking her?"

"Come on Miri! If you saw that big ass dick your mouth would drool, I just wanna…here's how I would ride that dick, ohhh Shepard give it to me oh my god cum in me! Please! Your soooo deep! Fuck me in the ass with that big cock."

Miranda gagged. "Your so dirty, never talk to my sister!"

Kaidan winked."Well where do you think I get it from?"

Present…

"Well maybe I can call-"

"Okay, whatever your name is you can leave now were done ordering and I would really like to have my salad today not next year." Miranda barked.

"But I was jus-"

"You were just about to go into the kitchen and get us our food." Ashley demanded.

"Look-"

Kaidan flipped his scarf."No, you need to look into getting us our damn food."

"Damn you guys act like you haven't ate in 20 years, I'm sorry Sally, ill give you my number later Kay?" Shepard said.

"Kay!" The girl said running off giddily.

When the girl left everyone except Shepard rolled their eyes.

Shepard smiled. "Was my baby jealous?"

Shepard poked Miranda's stomach playfully, her hand getting swatted away quickly.

"Yeah right, why would i be jealous?" Miranda said.

Shepard grabbed Miranda's hand."Well you kinda just told off poor little Sally for no reason."

Miranda shrugged. "I'm hungry."

Shepard smiled and kissed her hand. "Sure you are babe."

Miranda hid her blush behind her hair because they were still holding hands.

"Kaidan!" Shepard yelled.

Kaidan jumped at the voice and blushed. "What?" He said.

Shepard chuckled. "Your so easy to scare.

'Oh my god she's such a jerk…i love it!' Kaidan thought.

Shepard pulled out her phone and typed on the screen: does Kaidan like me? And showed it to Miranda, she nodded making Shepard smile. Then she typed: watch this.

"Kaidan we're friends right?" Shepard smiled.

"Uh yeah."

Shepard bit her lip."Wow…I thought we were more than that…"

"Wha- really!?" Kaidan smiled.

"Yeah! I think of you as a brother!" Shepard smiled.

Kaidan's smiled faded away slowly. "Oh…"

Miranda smirked. 'That was so mean I swear he has the hugest crush on Shepard.'

"Ash, you sleeping over tonight? I might need you…who am I gonna cuddle with?" Shepard pouted.

'Uh okay? Am I not sitting right here?' Miranda thought, she let go of Shepard's hand and laid it on her lap.

Shepard smiled, took her hand and whispered in her ear.

"You know your the only one for me gorgeous."

'Well hello motherfucker I'm here! Me! Cuddle with me!' Kaidan thought.

Miranda held in her smile,'it's kinda hard not to like-what am I saying?!'

"I have a boyfriend." Miranda said pulling her hand away.

"Your worth the wait." Shepard whispered.

"Anyways, ash? Is that a yes?" Shepard said.

"Uh yeah, can we go shop that girl isn't coming back." Ash said."nobody is really hungry anyways."

The four got up from the table and walked through the mall, they stopped at Hollister first.

"Miranda ash get what you want ill pay." Shepard insisted.

There was no point of arguing so two shrugged and looked for clothes.

Shepard went over to men's and bought 15 pairs of underwear she tried on a pair, she thought they looked weird so she needed a guys opinion.

"Kaidan come here I gotta ask you something." Shepard said from the dressing room.

A minute later Kaidan came in white as a ghost.

"How do these look?" She asked.

"Uh good."

"Let me see them on you." Shepard said taking off the underwear.

She threw them at Kaidan and waited for him to get undress.

"Come on dude you seem mine before I've seen yours." Shepard said covering her eyes.

"Okay you can look." He said.

Shepard uncover her eyes and looked at Kaidan.

Shepard pressed her lips together."Hm I like them I'm gonna get them."

Kaidan didn't take his eyes off of Shepard's package causing Shepard to smile.

"You like this big cock don't you? You want me to fuck that tight little asshole?"

"Huh?"

"I said give me my damn underwear." Shepard yelled again.

'Im losing it…' Kaidan thought.

Shepard got dressed and tried to leave the room but Kaidan kept stepping in her way.

Shepard smiled."What?"

Kaidan's hand grabbed Shepard and started massaging her through her shorts.

Shepard pushed his hand away. "Whoa…okay I don't go that way dude."

Shepard walked past Kaidan and left him alone in the dressing room.

'What did I just do?!'

Later…

"So you wanna come to my place?" Shepard asked.

"What for?" Miranda said.

"Because…" Shepard grabbed Miranda from behind."I wanna spend sometime with my baby."

Miranda let out a little laugh. "And who might that be?"

"The gorgeous amazing intelligent Miranda." Shepard smiled."We could eat food all night watch scary movies cuddle you know…"

Miranda raised a brow. "Sounds almost tempting."

Shepard pulled her closer almost getting lost in intoxicating smell.

"I want you to be mine." Shepard mumbled." And only mine forever."

Ashley watched the two at the counter and frowned.

Kaidan walked up to Ashley and sighed. "Are you jealous? Because honestly I am."

Ashley shrugged. "It's just lust Megan doesn't actually like her."

Kaidan tapped on Ashley shoulder and pointed at the two."I don't think so."

Shepard gave Miranda kiss on the cheek and intertwine their hands.

"Yeah I know what I'm talking about! I'm pretty sure KAIDAN GOD!" Ashley yelled.

Shepard and miranda walked over to the two, Shepard had a huge smile on her face.

"Ash, I'm gonna ride to miri's house for a while…you Kaidan can go to my house and wait for me." Shepard said.

Ashley frowned. "Okay…"

Shepard hugged her and gave her huge kiss on the cheek. "Bye love."

Shepard and Miranda left the store and ash looked at Kaidan.

"Are you still sure?"