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After Erza had petted everyone's head in the guild, and had no luck in making them 'meow' she went on rampage mode.

It took all of the conscious mages in the guild to get Erza to realize that it wasn't a new 'Battle Tactic', and when they did they still had to give her cake to calm down.

Looking at the destroyed guild Lucy figured it wasn't such a great idea to pet Mira's head. Actually she shouldn't have done it at all; I mean seriously, Mira could've killed her! That would've killed the whole story- Wait, I'm rambling…

Slipping Mira a note under the table Lucy stood up and walked out of the guild.

Going her usual way toward her house, she walked on the edge of the sidewalk. Hearing the men call out to her to be safe she smiled sweetly and thanked them.

Reaching her apartment she unlocked the door and walked in. Heading straight to the bathroom and locking the door.

Many minutes later she walked out with a very similar full body suit on. She grabbed a new pair of sunglasses, since Rufus now had hers.

Walking out of her house unnoticed she made her way to the train station.

'Mission Number 2 is now in progress. Good luck ladies. ~ ' Lucy inwardly smirked.

Lucy stood in line, earning many curious glances from other people around her. Some parents went as far as to shield their children's eyes.

Lucy smirked, 'At least the Rune Knights haven't shown up yet!' Stepping up in line she made it to the front. Looking up at the cashier she almost laughed! It was the same one from the other day, isn't that dandy!

"One ticket to Clover Town please!"

The cashier looked up and her eyes bulged so much they almost popped out of her head. "Oh it's- uh- you again. Miss..?" She looked kind of scared.

Lucy nodded her head, "Yup! It is, nice to see you again… Carol..?" she read off of her name tag. The blood drained from Carols face, "Yeah..." Handing Lucy the ticket she almost fainted. After paying Lucy waved good bye and promised to see her again.

Leaving the ticket seller deep in thought, again. 'My Kami! I'm never going to forget her… She's everywhere and nowhere… no No NO!' The ticket seller developed a mild fear off Lucy and full body suits. Lucy hurried off to catch her train.

At Clover Town… (Technically not, but oh well.)

"I'm off to see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of cake!" Lucy sang as she walked through a forest path leading to the town of the next guild, which didn't have a train stop.

Calling out her female spirits, who were still in costume she told them the plan. As soon as they walked into the town, all eyes were on them. They walked in an arrow position, heading straight towards the towns local bakery.

Once inside they order one of everything and sat down in a particularly large booth. As the waiter quickly loaded all of the food on to the table, Lucy laughed manically. As soon as all of the food, *cough*CAKE*cough, was on the table Lucy spared a glance to her allies at the table.

Smiling she picked up a slice of cake and threw it at an unsuspecting costumer, her spirits doing the same. Soon the shop had erupted into a full on food fight.

Because the local guild was only a couple blocks down they heard the noise, and of course, sent a group to investigate the load ruckus. Any guesses on which guild it is..? Any?

Lucy and all participating companies in the shop were blazing with competition as cake flew by one another's head. Suddenly the door was slammed open and a fuming Kagura was standing at it.

Everyone stopped and stood looking at the sword master in fear, before…

Lucy threw a handful of squished muffin at her face, and war proceeded.

Joining in with Kagura was Millianna, Beth, Risley, and Araña. The usual GMG team, you'll figure out in a later chapter why that is, moving on…

The whole building was a mess; it looked like a giant ate a unicorn and fifteen tons of cake and then threw it up. But the fight was still continuing. Although many of the costumers were unconscious, and the store owner was hiding under the counter shaking in fear.

After a while of throwing food back and forth non-stop Kagura was getting very angry. She suddenly couldn't take it and started yelling at the weird people in the costumes, "WHAT KIND OF CITIZENLY MANNERS ARE THESE?! FOR NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE HARSH!" Grabbing her still-sheathed sword she began trying to whack people upside the head, while action music started blasting through unknown speakers, and an unexpected Lucy starting singing… once again.

"If only time could tell,

Cake you'd be my one, and only,

My forever needed will,

The carrot to my coat,

A cherry for my pumpkin,

A flower for my pot,

You're so unconditionally amazing,

And I love you in every way,

Now run please cake,

Crazy people are trying to eat you,

The ducks are manifesting,

And deer are running loose.

I may never understand your sweetness,

Or how you stay so perfect,

But let me tell you a love song,

It started with me,

It ended with you,

And all around us was a grand cashew.

It was 5 feet tall,

Towered over me,

You came along and cracked it,

Just for me."

Millianna had found a stuffed cat and was rubbing it against her face lovingly, while the rest of the Mermaid Heel girls stared suspiciously at Lucy. Wondering if she was usually like this. While thinking they didn't notice the dark figures sneak up to them and throw a bag over each of them, effectively tying them up.

Lucy and her spirits walked out of the bakery suddenly clean of any cake, leaving bewildered costumers covered in cake staring after them.

After walking for what seemed like hours, okay it was only one mile; they stopped in a clearing in the forest. But, it seemed like hours to Virgo-Ducky and that was because she was carrying Risley, who believed in the chubby.

Setting the bags on chairs and tying them up, they uncovered the kidnapped mages faces. Beth and Risley were both asleep but Rainbow-Fish-Aquarius slapped them with tuna, which had somehow 'magically' ended up in her hands, and they woke up with fish in their face.

A far off voice was heard yelling fish and the sound of a building being destroyed echoed through the clearing. Insert shiver and sweat drop here.

Forgetting about that, "What do you hooligans want?" Kagura got straight to the point.

Lucy smirked; grabbing a rainbow unicorn head, she stuck it on her head, "We just want to have some fun..." Snapping her fingers a large target board popped up from the ground right next to the Mermaid Heel mages.

Kagura's eyes darkened, "What is that for?"

Lucy cracked her knuckles, "It's for our little game," she looked around, "isn't that right girls?" Her spirits nodded, a dark aura surrounding them. Snapping her fingers Lucy signaled Virgo-Ducky.

Understanding the signaled Virgo-Ducky went into action. Tunneling some dust she dusted the area with dirt. Making it so you couldn't see anything. The Mermaid Heel members looked around still tied up in chairs.

Millianna somehow got untied and was playing with a stray kitten that appeared out of nowhere.

Kagura noticed and started screaming at Millianna, "MILLIANNA! MILLIANNA! UNTIE US!" Said girl looked around and shrugged. She couldn't see, the area was clouded by flying dirt, remember?

A loud thump on the ground and muffled screams were heard. Then another, and another, and another.

Millianna's eyes were wide and she held the kitten for dear life. Something wasn't right. A shadow appeared in front of her and her body went numb.

The cold, darkness took over her sight.

Lucy stared at her work, it was quite beautiful. Anyone would say it was, because it was truly magnificent. The unconscious bodies of the Mermaid Heel girls were limply duck taped onto the target. All of them on one target, JUST ONE.

Lucy and her spirits each grabbed a slingshot, and started to frantically shot jelly donuts at them. Occasionally one would hit one of the targets, and someone would always yell, "Strike!"

By the time Lucy and her spirits were done, most of the Mermaid Heel girls were covered in jelly donut goodness.

The sun was setting and the sky was a creamy orange.

"You guys can go now, we're done." Lucy looked to her spirits, and they nodded. Each of them then disappeared in a splash of sparkles and magic.

Starting to walk away Lucy heard a moan and turned around.

Kagura stared up at her, her torso covered in lumps of jelly and donut. "Y-You will," Kagura coughed up powdered sugar, "be found out, and when it happens I will kill slowly, you don't embarrass Mermaid Heel and get away this easily." Kagura coughed again, multitudes of jelly sliding down her body. "I-I'll never forget-t." Kagura's body went limp and she was unconscious again.

Lucy sighed and walked away, pain in her eyes.

She was still getting paid, so it was worth it right…?

The next day… ~

The Mermaid Heel girls were found in the woods by some independent mages. After getting the girls down, they questioned what happened. Kagura got her sword and threatened them, "EVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!" She then knocked them out with the hilt of her sword, walking away. Her team following right after her.

In Magnolia...~

Lucy stared down at her milkshake, sighing she twirled the straw. Noticing, Mira pranced over to her.

Many members who noticed stood still and prayed for Lucy. Mira smiled, and sat down next to the blonde. "What's wrong Lucy?"

The praying members stopped praying and sighed, Lucy was going to be okay.

Lucy looked up towards Mira, "Are you sure what we're doing is right?"

Mira's smile grew, "Of course! We're Fairy Tail mages, which means we can do whatever we want!" Lucy sighed, and let out a quiet, "Okay..."

Mira stood up and left, leaving Lucy alone. Looking around the guild she noticed it wasn't that loud, it was ALWAYS loud. Then she saw that her favorite dragon slayer wasn't in the guild… 'Where is he? Thinking 'bout it now, I haven't seen Natsu in the guild for a while..." She frowned. It was never the same when he wasn't around. Getting out of her seat she walked out of the guild.

Heading into Magnolia she hummed a tune. Walking around the shopping plaza, she stopped at a bench and sat down. Swinging her legs over the ledge she felt content.

It was the middle of the afternoon and the plaza was brimming with happy people and smiling faces. She couldn't help but smile herself. Looking down at her feet she watched as they moved, swaying in an unorderly fashion.

Suddenly the air around her became cold, and she felt goose bumps descending down her arm. "BOO!" A pink haired manic jumped out from behind her. Screeching, the town shook. All through Magnolia you could hear the echoing voice yell, "LUCY KICK!"

At the very least to say, Natsu wasn't having the best of luck.