Okay, have fun with this chapter, you guys :D I enjoyed reading all of your awesome reviews that you wrote ^_^
Yes, I've always wanted to write a humor story instead of everything based on romance :D
~Kuro-chan
Chapter Two: "What Do You See?"
The teacher definitely didn't look too happy as the white-uniformed students entered his classroom on the second night. It's weird…he thought to himself, all of the students in this classes are in pairs. It's pointless to teach these students sex when they probably do it every night…
Kaname looked up from Yuuki and glared at the teacher as if he could read his thoughts. "Shall we begin and get this over with?" He calmly said while flipping through a thick leather-bound book.
"Of course," the teacher continued and blushed when he looked at Kaname. Yes, it was hard for girls, and guys, to keep their eyes off of Kaname-sama. "Okay, tonight we will do an activity…" The teacher paused when he looked at Shiki and Rima. "Will you two please sit properly for class?"
Rima, who was sitting on Shiki's lap, gave the teacher a menacing glare. Shiki didn't even notice as Rima stuck a few more sticks of pocky in his mouth.
"Don't mind them," Aidou held back a laugh, "They're always like that in class."
The teacher frowned, "Well, they're not going to do that in my class."
Shiki put his arm around Rima's waist. "And who are you to stop us?" He asked coldly.
The teacher hesitated. This boy has very frightening eyes…
Kaname flipped a page in his book. "Shiki, Rima, please do as he says." Even though he said it as though he was asking a favor, Shiki and Rima obeyed it as if it was a command.
The teacher blinked, obviously confused. Is this class a hierarchy or something?
Yuuki gave a little laugh and answered his thoughts, "Yes, exactly right."
The teacher shivered and tried to get his mind back on teacher these 'problemed' students. "Okay, as I was saying…tonight, we're going to do an activity with the whole class. Now in order for this activity to work, we're going to have to divide this class into two teams: boys and girls."
The girls gathered around Yuuki as the guys followed Kaname.
"Then," the teacher continued, "We'll need a writer from each team as well as a speaker."
The Night Class instinctively decided their speakers. "Kaname-sama…Yuuki-sama…"
"Okay, Kaname and Yuuki," the teacher felt awkward not addressing the two as 'sama'. "You two will have to pick out your writers. It would help if it's someone who is trustworthy and write fast."
"Seiren."
"Ichijou."
That didn't take long…the teacher rolled his eyes. "Now, on a separate sheet of paper, you have to list the qualities you would want to see in your perfect mate. On the back side of the paper, you have to list qualities your mate would probably want to see in you. Now when I say go, you may begin your list. Remember, the more qualities, the better. GO!"
"We can win this easy!" Ruka rolled her eyes. "How about brown eyes?"
"No way!" Rima shook her head. "Blue eyes are much better!"
"Okay," Seiren scribbled onto the paper, "I got both colors. Anything else?"
Yuuki thought for a second. "Loving, protective, caring…"
"Oh! He has to be cute!" Rima put in.
"He has to be a hottie." Ruka blushed.
"Thinking of Kain?" Rima teased.
"NO!" Ruka said a little too quickly.
"I think he has to be good at kissing." Seiren said as she looked innocently up at the girls.
Yuuki, Rima, and Ruka stared at Seiren in astonishment. "Well, of course!" The three of them said at the same time.
The guys stared blankly at each other.
"Okay, we need to think up of something…" Ichijou said while tapping his pencil against the blank sheet of paper.
"Okay…" Shiki said as he looked up at Rima across the room. "How about cute, short skirt, has food, high pigtails, blue eyes, and has to be a model."
Kain rolled his eyes. "Shiki, we all have different taste in girls, and it's not like we're all interested in Rima."
Aidou fingered through his hair. "I like blood type A and AB girls…wait…but I also like O and B blood types…"
"Don't be stupid, Hanabusa. You're basically saying you want a girl with blood."
"Yup!"
"This isn't working," Ichijou sighed, "We're like going in circles and we still have nothing on our list."
"Okay, so what do the guys see in us?" Seiren asked as she turned the completed piece of paper over.
"Do you think they'll come up with anything?" Rima played with her hair.
"Probably not, but we've at least got to try, don't we?"
"I think the guys are just going to write down our qualities…like…what color are your eyes Rima?" Ruka asked.
"Blue."
"So write that down, Seiren. And also put that she has orange hair…"
Seiren sighed, "I have a feeling our list is dead-on right. I just can't believe how uncreative those guys over there are."
"Yes," Yuuki said innocently as she played with her fingernails, "But at least you don't have to deal with one of them every night…"
Ichijou flipped the paper over and look up at the rest of the guys hopelessly. "Okay, so what do the girls see in us?"
"Rima says I'm cute." Shiki said sincerely which made Kain laugh. "What?"
"Ruka doesn't like cute guys."
"That's because Ruka likes you. And you're hot."
Aidou and Ichijou's eyes widened as Kaname looked up from his book.
"Shiki," Ichijou was still recovering for shock, "Did you just say what I think you said?"
Aidou looked excited. "Ooh! I like Shiki better than Ruka! Which one of you is seme and which one is uke?"
Shiki snapped, "Not like that!"
"Suuurrrrreeeee."
The bell rang as the vampires filed out of the classroom. Shiki, Rima, Ruka, and Kain were walked out of the building together.
"I didn't get the point of that lesson." Ruka began.
"Neither did I." Rima agreed with Ruka.
"Hey," Kain turned to Shiki, "Is it your turn in the girls' room tonight or mine?"
Shiki thought for a second. "I think it's mine. Last time I was the one to kick Ichijou out. You can kick Aidou out tonight."
Ichijou and Aidou appeared from behind them. "Why are we always the ones that are kicked out? Can't you both be in the girls' room?"
"No! He's far too loud!" Kain and Shiki voiced each other.
Rima and Ruka were both red in the face. "Can we not talk about this in front of the rest of the Night Class?"
You guys better get all of the 'jokes' they made :D
Can I have some reviews before the last chapter???
