Get Freaky!
Better Get Used to It
What was Link going to do? He couldn't be in his mortal enemy's body! What was he going to do? He couldn't plot the end of Hyrule…could he? NO! No he could not. He wouldn't rule it out though, especially if he was stuck like this for awhile. Wait…was Vaati in his body? Oh my god. Vaati would be up to all kinds of no good. Unless, he realized he could be good. Link burst into a fit of maniacal laughter. He covered his mouth. That wasn't nice. He had to believe everyone had some good. He stared at himself in the mirror. He figured he should go ahead and dress himself. I mean, he still had to do the simple things. So, what did Vaati have to wear? Oh, my, look at that. Purple, purple, everywhere. Link sighed. He missed his green. He grabbed one of the purple outfits and put it on. Hm, now that he looked at it. Purple was Vaati's color. That wouldn't have anything to do with the hair and skin tone would it? No duh people. The red eyes were pretty cool. A knock sounded on the massive wooden double door. Link jumped. Who could that be?
"Vaati!" Oh perfect, it was Dark Link… "Vaati, you were supposed to be out of bed an hour ago! You were supposed to wake me up not the other way around!"
"Sorry!" Whoa. Hold it. He had to be Vaati. He was Vaati now. What would Vaati do? What would Vaati say? Be the Wind Mage. Feel the Wind Mage.
"Don't order me around you sad excuse for a villain." Yeah, that sounded great.
"Geez, just get your ass out here. We've got work to do!"
"Don't order me around boy." This was kind of fun.
"You know what? Why the hell are we working together again? I hate your guts."
"You think I like you?" Heh, heh. It was fun. Dark Link groaned. Link opened the door and looked at Dark Link. He looked different. It was the hair. It was longer. Who knew he was growing it out? Dark Link flipped it.
"Can we go now?"
"Whatever…"
They walked off down the hallway. Dark Link looked at Link. Link looked at him.
"What?"
"You're walk. It's more relaxed. Usually you walk like you're the stuff, like Queen Latifah." (people, I'm sorry but I had to do it) Dark Link said with raised eyebrows.
"Do I have to be working twenty-four seven? I work hard enough without you getting on my case about my walk."
"You are so uptight today. Did you go to sleep with a stick up your ass?"
"Hey! Shut up!" Link snapped. Dark Link smiled.
"That's better."
They reached the dining hall where one of Vaati's many minions was just finishing setting some food on the table. He bowed and made his exit. Link sat down and ate as he usually did completely forgetting he was Vaati. He scarfed down his food and belched loudly when he finished. Dark Link dropped his fork in awe, more like shock. Link looked at him then realized he was Vaati. Ah, how easily we forget. Link turned his head. Dark Link blinked. It was an awkward moment. So, let's skip ahead!
After breakfast, Dark Link and Link, er, Vaati, Link…whatever…headed to the throne room. Link was amazed to know that Vaati had actually teamed up with Dark Link again even after their last attempt, read Common Knowledge=Teamwork. Dark Link sat by the throne; Link decided he should take the throne. 1) It would be like Vaati to take the high place 2) It was Vaati's throne. Dark Link looked at Vaati…Link…it's so confusing.
"Anything in mind?" Dark Link asked. Link looked up.
"No idea comes to mind."
"What? Don't you usually have an army of ideas swarming in that head of yours?"
"…No…"
Dark Link looked really confused. Link figured he should try to expand on that somehow.
"I do have a lot of ideas, but I forget them. And I have to know how successful they could be before I suggest it…"
Dark Link cocked his head to the side.
"I…I don't understand…"
"Neither do I…"
They stared at each other. It was awkward having to spend so much time with Dark link. He and Link were practically twins. It was freaky.
"Soooooo…any ideas?"
"NO!" Link as Vaati said. They weren't going to get anywhere with this. Wasn't that a good thing? If they couldn't think of a plan, they couldn't destroy Hyrule. Then maybe Link could be a normal kid. That would be weird though. Saving the world is how he got his community service hours. Hm. All the while Link thought about how things were going for Vaati if he was in his body.
