A/N: Be warned, this is the first chapter, so it will be kind of slow, I put some comedy in it to try and distract you. Hope you all enjoy.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.


It was a beautiful day in Konoha, just like the many beautiful days before, and the many days to come after this one, the sun was shining, the birds were singing softly, there was a little breeze in the air, a little kid in orange was being chased by a ninja with purple and pink hair…Wait a minute.

"NARUTO! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Screamed one livid Chuunin named Iruka, who was currently chasing one Uzumaki, Naruto. The reason why of course, was his hair, today just wasn't one of Irukas' best, when he woke up he fell out of bed, tangled up in the sheets, then he went to take a shower, only to find the water cold, his breakfast was stale and then he stepped in dog poop, that, on top of the hair equals one very, very livid Chuunin.

"I DON'T THINK SO IRUKA-SENSEI!" Naruto yelled back while running, he didn't understand why Iruka was so mad, it was kind of funny in his opinion, and it wasn't his fault that Iruka sat in Mizukis' chair this morning, and now because of Iruka sitting in the wrong chair, he was running for his life. Unfortunately for Naruto, his luck was against him, well, the villagers were. One man decided he had finished his banana and had, instead of throwing the peal in the trash, threw it right in front of Naruto, who flew into the air, before crashing down into a cart full of tomato's. "Just my damn luck" Naruto felt some killing intent and turned to see Iruka. "C…Come on I…Iruka-Sensei, I didn't mean anything by it, I'm sorry!!" Iruka smiled, not one of those 'It's ok Naruto, I understand, let's go get some ramen' smiles, but a 'I'm about to feed you to a pack of Nin-dogs, then I shall bring you back, hand you to Ibiki, then slowly kill you' smiles.

"If you two wouldn't mind, you're causing a scene" Iruka turned around, about ready to yell at whoever spoke, but when he turned around, he couldn't see anyone. "Down here" Iruka looked down to see a…Midget?…Boy? What ever he was, Iruka knew he was an ANBU member if the dragon mask was anything to go by, and for some odd reason he was twitching every now and again. "I must ask that you two quit, you've both disturbed the peace, not to mention there has been some property damage, all though the damage wasn't really your fault." Iruka offered an apology, while grabbing Naruto by the ear so he couldn't run. "I said I was sorry Iruka-Sensei, I wasn't aiming for you anyway! I was aiming for Mizuki-Sensei" You could almost see the sarcasm dripping off the word Sensei, not that Iruka noticed. "Be that as it may, you must be punished" The ANBU nodded "I agree, in fact, someone painted the Hokage monument this morning, and it needs to be cleaned, I do believe we just found the person to clean it." Iruka looked confused before he turned to gaze at the monument, what he saw almost made him laugh…Almost.

The Shodai Hokage had his face painted like a two dollar hooker, judging by the red paint used as lipstick and the many different shades of paint used for makeup…Over applied makeup.

The Nidaime Hokage had his entire face painted blue, with some gills and some catfish whiskers.

The Sandaime had his face painted like that in his prime, looking young and intimidating, except for the small blush gracing his cheeks along with a nose bleed and the words 'I 3 Icha-Icha' painted near his mouth. The Yondaimes' face though, it was painted to look just like him before he died, it was so realistic, you could almost see his hair blowing in the wind, which was kind of impossible seeing as it was a stone replica.

Iruka could only gape at it, he prayed it wasn't Naruto's doing, but knowing the kid as well as he thought he did, he knew Naruto had done it. "Now then, I do believe you have a class to teach, and Naruto here has some stuff to learn, so why don't you head back to the academy, while I go get some Gennin to clean up this mess" Iruka nodded and the ANBU vanished in a puff of smoke. "Let's go Naruto" Iruka dragged Naruto back, by his ear. So much for peace in Konoha this morning.


Iruka, after throwing Naruto in his seat, and glaring at the kids who were trying to hold back their laughter at his hair, decided to have a little fun. "Class! Line up! We are going to have a test, and you can all thank Naruto!" Naruto felt many glares on his back but shrugged them off. Once everyone was lined up, Iruka called on them to perform the Henge and transform into the Sandaime.

Once it was Naruto's turn, he stepped forward, and with a cry of 'HENGE NO JUTSU' he changed into the Sandaime, not him currently though, he changed into the younger version, complete with a blush, nose bleed, and then him saying 'I heart Icha-Icha' "NARUTO!" Screamed Iruka while knocking Naruto upside the head. Before Iruka could yell at Naruto some more, the bell rang, students ran out, except for Naruto, who tried to run and got caught with some ninja wire.


After making sure Naruto was tied up, Iruka dragged him to his apartment where he got rid of the paint in his hair before dragging him, again, to the Hokage monument to clean it. Currently, Naruto had been cleaning it for four hours, and he was about half way done with the Yondaime. "Hurry up before you run out of day light Naruto" Naruto looked down at his Sensei while dipping his brush into the water again. "Fine…But it's not like I have anything to do once I finish" Iruka frowned a little, he had forgotten, for one brief moment, that Naruto was an orphan, he knew how depressing it was to be alone, especially when you were little, but then he had an idea. "How about you hurry up and I'll treat you to some ramen" Next thing Iruka knew, Naruto was cleaning faster then ever, he smiled, All you had to do was mention free ramen and Naruto would do just about anything, he then frowned as he could already feel his wallet getting lighter.


A/N: So that was the first chapter, like I said, things have changed, but again, I think they changed for the better. I promise the next chapter will be longer. Also, if you like my story, no matter how miniscule, go check out 'Of Storm And Fire' by 'Give'em Hell' it's a SasuNaru, it has Mpreg, it's got long chapters, very good plot, and the OC's used for Sasuke and Naruto's kids are amazing, not to mention the other OC's, it's currently my number one fav, I've been checking my E-mail daily to try and see if it's been updated. Hopefully I'll be able to produce chapters as long as theirs' in the future…Hopefully. Until next time my dear readers.

-ATO