Chap two
When Zim got to his house he began to dance around, kicking up his feet as if in parade.
"Sweet sweet victory," All the dancing started to make him tired so he flopped on the couch. "Gir, come and celebrate!"
Expecting the empty-headed robot to jump out of nowhere and say one of his mindless remarks, Zim had forgotten he left Gir with Dib. He sat back and relaxed further waiting for something to happen, but nothing did. "Gir?"
After a while the TV turned on with its static signal. A voice could heard through the misty sounds that played throughout the invader's house. Panicked, began to look around for anything that would have lead the TV to just turn on. Taking grab of the couch's armrest Zim screamed pitifully.
"Hey!....stop that.......I..." The misty voice was now clear and familiar.
"Dib," Zim stopped his whining and stared at what was on the TV. The visual finally came in and it was Dib and Gir, still in the dog suit, in Dib's room. Gaz stood in the background playing a new version of her video game, Pig Vampire. She grinded her teeth and was glaring at Dib.
"Dib, stop messing with dad's stuff," Gaz screamed and left. Gir waved at her.
"Dad won't mind, I hope," Dib was still pulling a few wires.
Amazed at the technology, Zim ran up to the screen and yelled into it, " Pitiful Earth larva, Dib!"
He banged his pointed hand on the screen as if expecting to somehow get it to the box. Dib finally stopped messing with the wires and looked up. He cleared his voice and practiced his voice, trying to sound somewhat powerful.
"Invader Zim, you think you won don't you," hearing his name the alien stopped and decided that he should see this through. Dib lagged on, "Well, I have something of yours, yea that....um... ball thing and ... AAHHHGG!" Gir pounced on Dib's big head and started to pull his hair, yelling, "give me a piggyback ride. Piggy Piggy Piggy."
"Get off of me," Dib closed his eyes and started waving his hands in the air running around in a circle. As of then the static returned to the TV screen and it turned off after a few seconds as if nothing happened. Disappointed , Zim stood up straight and thought long and hard.
"Stupid Dib, thinks he's all coool and pooowerfull. I'd like to give him a few pieces of power," he then started to kick and punch the air around him as if he was fighting the kid.
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Gir held onto the living room's ceiling fan with his teeth, going around and around at fast speeds. The paranoid kid was, now in his house's living room examining the package that was meant to Zim. He looked up and down, side to side, trying to find out how to opened it.
"How do they open thes-" A loud crashing noise came from the kitchen. Gaz came walking out holding Gir in her arms.
"Dib, it's bad enough that you're using dad's stuff, but bringing home a dog...." Grinding her teeth again, the robot was thrown at Dib with immense speed , hitting him square in the forehead.
"Ahg," Dib was knocked to the floor with Gir laying on top of him.
"Stupid Dib," Gaz picked up her video game and walked out of the room, mumbling curses to herself.
"You don't understand what this means, Gaz. Our world depends on it!"
Gir had found the remote control for the TV and turned it on to watch pigs and monkeys jump up and down singing horrible tunes. Sinking into the chair, Gir unzipped the dog suit's head, showing off his silver lining. "I like this show." Dib got up slowly, brushing him self off from the hard landing.
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Zim stood in the doorway of one of the rooms in the house. "I don't have to worry," he began to walk into the darken room, smiling sheepishly, " that worm monkey can't open the Humdrum 17 without the remote, which of course he doesn't have."
He flipped the switch, a bright red light filled every inch of the room. Three meches stood before him, everyone showing some sort of power. The middle one was the tallest and the best looking. It had guns and lasers coming from it's back. The red and black paint made it look even more powerful. Zim closed his eyes as if he had already won the battle before it had taken place.
"Gir power up the machine," Zim stood still waiting for a few moments. " GIR!"
Then it hit him, " Oh right, the stupid Earth Dib has him." Sighing he began to power up the mech by himself, I quite hard job for something ten times smaller. He said a few choice words as he did the job.
When Zim got to his house he began to dance around, kicking up his feet as if in parade.
"Sweet sweet victory," All the dancing started to make him tired so he flopped on the couch. "Gir, come and celebrate!"
Expecting the empty-headed robot to jump out of nowhere and say one of his mindless remarks, Zim had forgotten he left Gir with Dib. He sat back and relaxed further waiting for something to happen, but nothing did. "Gir?"
After a while the TV turned on with its static signal. A voice could heard through the misty sounds that played throughout the invader's house. Panicked, began to look around for anything that would have lead the TV to just turn on. Taking grab of the couch's armrest Zim screamed pitifully.
"Hey!....stop that.......I..." The misty voice was now clear and familiar.
"Dib," Zim stopped his whining and stared at what was on the TV. The visual finally came in and it was Dib and Gir, still in the dog suit, in Dib's room. Gaz stood in the background playing a new version of her video game, Pig Vampire. She grinded her teeth and was glaring at Dib.
"Dib, stop messing with dad's stuff," Gaz screamed and left. Gir waved at her.
"Dad won't mind, I hope," Dib was still pulling a few wires.
Amazed at the technology, Zim ran up to the screen and yelled into it, " Pitiful Earth larva, Dib!"
He banged his pointed hand on the screen as if expecting to somehow get it to the box. Dib finally stopped messing with the wires and looked up. He cleared his voice and practiced his voice, trying to sound somewhat powerful.
"Invader Zim, you think you won don't you," hearing his name the alien stopped and decided that he should see this through. Dib lagged on, "Well, I have something of yours, yea that....um... ball thing and ... AAHHHGG!" Gir pounced on Dib's big head and started to pull his hair, yelling, "give me a piggyback ride. Piggy Piggy Piggy."
"Get off of me," Dib closed his eyes and started waving his hands in the air running around in a circle. As of then the static returned to the TV screen and it turned off after a few seconds as if nothing happened. Disappointed , Zim stood up straight and thought long and hard.
"Stupid Dib, thinks he's all coool and pooowerfull. I'd like to give him a few pieces of power," he then started to kick and punch the air around him as if he was fighting the kid.
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Gir held onto the living room's ceiling fan with his teeth, going around and around at fast speeds. The paranoid kid was, now in his house's living room examining the package that was meant to Zim. He looked up and down, side to side, trying to find out how to opened it.
"How do they open thes-" A loud crashing noise came from the kitchen. Gaz came walking out holding Gir in her arms.
"Dib, it's bad enough that you're using dad's stuff, but bringing home a dog...." Grinding her teeth again, the robot was thrown at Dib with immense speed , hitting him square in the forehead.
"Ahg," Dib was knocked to the floor with Gir laying on top of him.
"Stupid Dib," Gaz picked up her video game and walked out of the room, mumbling curses to herself.
"You don't understand what this means, Gaz. Our world depends on it!"
Gir had found the remote control for the TV and turned it on to watch pigs and monkeys jump up and down singing horrible tunes. Sinking into the chair, Gir unzipped the dog suit's head, showing off his silver lining. "I like this show." Dib got up slowly, brushing him self off from the hard landing.
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Zim stood in the doorway of one of the rooms in the house. "I don't have to worry," he began to walk into the darken room, smiling sheepishly, " that worm monkey can't open the Humdrum 17 without the remote, which of course he doesn't have."
He flipped the switch, a bright red light filled every inch of the room. Three meches stood before him, everyone showing some sort of power. The middle one was the tallest and the best looking. It had guns and lasers coming from it's back. The red and black paint made it look even more powerful. Zim closed his eyes as if he had already won the battle before it had taken place.
"Gir power up the machine," Zim stood still waiting for a few moments. " GIR!"
Then it hit him, " Oh right, the stupid Earth Dib has him." Sighing he began to power up the mech by himself, I quite hard job for something ten times smaller. He said a few choice words as he did the job.
