I Hate Uchiha's

Summary: Naruto and Kyuubi hate Uchiha's. But when Naruto is forced to live with one how will she react. Can she even stand to be near him or will love blossom? Will she be forced to live with anyone else? Warning Fem!Naruto ItaNaru and SasuSaku (there will also be and OC but she is not a main character of any sort THIS IS FOCUSED ON NARUTO)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Naruto but I do own all the creativity put into this FanFic.

"Kyuubi Speak"

"Normal speak"

"On the Phone"

'Thinking'

Reading

Chapter 2 "New hairstyle" From Itachi

xX-Time skip one week later-Xx

I have been starving for a whole week and, I barely even slept. Dumb Uchiha is driving me nuts with his dumb tomato slices and pieces of broccoli. If I starve to death then my ghost will haunt him for the rest of his life. Every day I've gotten more and more grumpier. Today I'm taking the day off from my ninja work.

"Hey Itachi, I'm going to the barber shop today I'll be back around evening depending on the wait" I said as I left the house.

Once I got to the barber shop I had to wait a whole hour before It was my turn.

"Hello young lady what would you like today" He said with a smile.

"Just a small trim about 3 centimeters please" I said.

I closed my eyes as he started trimming my hair. A few minutes later I noticed that he started doing something else as well. 'Shit he's dying my hair.' At this point I could not do anything to stop him and once he finished I looked at the mirror. I went pale as I saw half of my hair black and the other have a very light shade of pink. I looked at him as if he placed a cruel joke on me. I got up, paid then left. When I got home I noticed that Itachi was not there. I looked around when I saw him open the door, and he had a barber apron on. I put two and two together, then started barking at him.

"How could you Itachi! Do you have any idea how long it would take for me to get my blond back!"

Itachi stared for a moment before he started walking away. I was about to say something but no words came out of my mouth.

'I need help and I know just who to ask' I thought.

I walked down the streets of Kohona to go to this specific person's house.

"Finally, I'm here" I said to myself.

I knocked the door. No answer. I tried again. No answer. I tried on more time and finally someone answered the knock.

"Hello Naruto, New hairstyle" A tall man with a short high ponytail sighed.

"Ya you can say that, um may I see Shikamaru please" I said with a smile.

The man sighed then called to Shikamaru.

"Shika a friend is here to see you" The tall man tiredly said.

"I'm coming… what a drag" Shikamaru was coming down the stairs and seemed surprised to see me.

We walked outside and I took him to training grounds 2.

"Shikamaru I have a big problem" I said with an unhappy look on my face.

"What is it Naruto and what with the new hair color." He said with a sigh.

"Dumb Uchiha did this to me" I grumbled.

"Sasuke did that?" Shika asked.

"Nooo it was Itachi Dumb Uchiha" with as I stomped the ground with anger.

"Oh, so what do you need help with" Shika said as he started to shiver a little bit.

"I need to find a way to make him nicer to me! I'm tired of starving and getting embarrassed by him." I whined.

"Why don't you get him a gift" Shika said.

"That's a great idea I'll go to the market to buy something" I said with enthusiasm.

"Well here is my number call me so you can tell me how the gift went" Shika gave me his phone number and I took off to the market.

Once I got to the market I had a huge predicament. 'What should I get him?' I thought as I looked around the market. Then something caught my eye. 'An MP3 player it's perfect for him' I thought as I walked towards the stand.

"Excuse me sir may I have an MP3 player please" I asked.

"Of course ma'am, what color?" He asked as he showed me all the different colors.

I ended up choosing the Crimson red. I paid then headed to another stand to get my gift wrapped. Afterwards I went home to give Itachi the gift.

"Hey Itachi, I'm back!" I yelled.

Itachi was in the kitchen cooking himself pasta while he had another plate with the usual, tomato slice and a piece of broccoli for me.

I sighed. "Hey Itachi here a gift for you, I've been a bit rude to you lately so I decided to get something for you. I gave him the box wrapped in a shiny crimson with black ribbon. He took the box and placed it on the counter. We had dinner (I swallowed the tomato slice and broccoli just to be nice.) Then he brought the box to his room and I went to one of the bedrooms next to the master (once again just to be nice).

xX-The next day-Xx

I slept like a baby, the bed was by far more comfortable than the basement floor. Sadly there was a price to pay for sleeping soundly. The second I opened the door a bucket of black paint fell of my head dripping all over me and my PJs. I sighed as I took a shower and changed. 'I don't care if that bed is comfy I'm sticking to the basement' I thought as I finished taking a shower. Itachi asked me to take out the trash today so I did. I was surprised to see the MP3 player I got him in the trash back in his room. 'That little…' I was furious but I didn't say anything I just took the MP3 player out of the trash and took the rest of it and put it at the front of the house so it can be picked up.

I went to the backyard and called Shikamaru

"Shiiikaaa" I whined.

"What happened Naruto, did it work?" He said tiredly

"Nooo he threw it in the trash" I whined again.

"Well what did you get him?" He asked.

"An MP3 player, I thought maybe he would like some music" I said.

"Hmm, not a bad gift, so I wonder why…" Shika started to think. "Hey Naruto try going to a restaurant and maybe start a conversation."

"Sorry no can do all the money I earn from my missions he takes. The only reason I was able to get the MP3 player is that I had a small secret stash" I said with a sigh.

"Hmm well I was going to suggest you Sumato iyo but ok, by the way, isn't Itachi a ninja?" He asked.

"Yes but he is starts next week" I said.

"Hn maybe Sasuke can talk some sense into him since Sasuke is Itachi's little brother." Shika suggested.

"Not a bad idea I'll try to convince Sasuke to talk to Itachi tomorrow, thanks bye!" I said as I

Hung up.

When I went back inside I was greeted by screaming fan girls that where surrounding the Kitchen. 'What the heck are they doing in my house?' I thought for a moment. I went towards the crowd and pushed to the front of the large group. Then I saw Itachi cooking cake. I silently face palmed. I was very very mad.

"Kit I'll put chakra in you vocal cords just yell as loud as you can" Kyuubi said.

"GET OUT OF MY HOUSE" I yelled as loud as I could and it twice as loud. All the fan girls ran out of the house while Itachi just stood there frozen. He looked at me then looked away and started cooking again. 'Did he want them here' I thought to myself. I went to the basement I picked up my small journal and was surprised to find a message.

Dear Naruto,

Itachi told me that you are avoiding interaction with him. Please consider talking to him. I was also notified that you are being lazy please help Itachi and do your share of the house work.

From Tsunade

How dare Itachi Complain to the Hokage like that when I've been starving because of him. Not only that but I bought him an MP3 player. I stomped upstairs to the kitchen when I saw Itachi eating the cake he made. I sat down in front of him.

"Good afternoon Itachi" I grumbled.

He continued to eat his Cake and simply stared at me.

"How was your day" I said making eye contact with him.

He continued to eat and stare.

"Hey Itachi you wanted me to interact with you so I'm interacting, are just going to stare at me?" I said.

He stopped eating for a second and said, "Hi" then started eating again.

Itachi gave me a small box I opened it and it was a small cupcake.

"Thank you" I said before I ate it tasted delicious but once I finished the last bite I was getting a large headache and my stomach started to hurt.

"Kit, Itachi just poisoned you" Kyuubi Notified.

I got up and ran to the bathroom. I started throwing up. I stopped for a second after I threw up all my food then my stomach acid started to pour out of my mouth. Afterwards I cleaned my mouth and hands, flushed the toilet and went back outside. I passed the kitchen and looked at him as if he literally backstabbed me. Then headed to the basement. Half way down the stairs my migraine got the best of my and I fell unconscious.

xX-In Naruto's Mindscape-Xx

"Huh kyuu…" I said as I swayed side to side.

"It's going to be ok Kit let me heal you" He said calmly.

"Ok..." I said as my mindscape disappeared around me.

Thank you for reading Chapter two of I Hate Uchiha and a big shout out to Jamadoesfanfics for helping me create chapter two and also a shout out to Tsukoblue for being the first to review. Thank you and please Review!

Naruto: I feel sick

Sasuke: aaww the little girl feels sick what we going to do

Naruto: Fine I'll go jump of the hokage heads if you don't mind

Sasuke: well I do mind don't be such a reckless person.

Naruto: whatever