It was a cold winter day, Tails was in the living room snorting lines of coke, he didn't have a care in the world. He got high as hell and while he was high a portal to another dimension opened up and out came the baseball dude, Tails stopped and looked at the baseball dude, the baseball dude evilly laughed then walked back into the was tripping balls so he thought that was a hallucination.
The next day some scumbag drug dealer said to Tails
"Hey Tails, why do you do drugs if your like 8?" Tails then grabbed a knife then lodged the knife in the drug dealer's oversized head. Then Tails said to himself
"Fuck where will i get my drugs now?!"
After that Tails went to watch the news, apparently some demon used it's demonic powers to bring a bunch of dead drug dealers back to life, meaning that the drug dealer Tails just killed is alive again. Tails looked outside the window and saw the drug dealers all coming towards the house he stole from Sonic. Tails then took a loaded HK33 and some grenades and started to attack them, and when I said "attack" I actually meant he rarely used any of the weapons, he mainly just flailed his arms around and hoped shit would die.]
Later when Tails went to bed he fell asleep and had a nightmare. In the nightmare, he was sitting in some closet that was dark as hell, when he saw the baseball dude, the baseball dude said "Haha, so you have found me, but what happens next you can't unsee!"
Then the baseball dude preceded to use his dark magic to turn Tails into a big sexy woman and next the baseball dude started to repeatedly penetrate Tails's asshole and Tails got pregnant. Tails then screamed "NOOO, I CAN'T BE IN THIS KIND OF COMMITMENT!" Then Tails woke up and put his hand on his crotch to make sure he still had a dick. He did.
