The stage , again, is suddenly lighten, showing the hosts.

Assassin: Hello again and thanks for the wonderful dares! And sorry if I took long to update this. School is being an ass to me right now.

Phoenix: And here are the Bleach crews.

As the curtains opened, a certain orange haired dude began to shout.

Ichigo: WHAT THE FUCK? WHERE THE HELL AM I? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU*points to Assassin*? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY PANTS*looking at his boxers that has pictures of chappy on it*?

Renji: Hah! Nice boxers Ichigo, did you went to the chappy convention last week? Mahahaha!

Ichigo: Why you...*holding his zanpakuto firmly*

Assassin: *moves between Ichigo and Renji in an instant* Hold up now. No need to make a fuss...yet.

Ichigo&Renji: Yet?

Assassin: Yet.

Rukia: Anyway, who are you and where are we?

Assassin: You can just call me Assassin and this is my pupil, Phoenix*points to a bowing Phoenix*. And where we are...a show...a crazy show ...

Hitsugaya: And how is it crazy, if I may ask*tries not to sound irritated*?

Phoenix: You all are gonna do a dare that our lovely reviewers give.

All Bleach Characters: WHAT?

Assassin: It's simple, really...Well, maybe some but it's gonna be fun I guarantee you. And you can go home as soon as possible if you just finish the dares for todays list. It won't take that long.

Urahara: Well, we do have been tired with our schedules. So, why not? Right, everyone?

Some gave a 'yeah' and others just nod their heads.

Assassin: Good. Now, Phoenix, would you do the honours?

Phoenix: Our first dare is from Imou:

I want to kiss, hug and touch Ichigo's hair! xD

Assassin: Phoenix! Get Imou here, ASAP!

Phoenix then opened a portal, flew into it, and came back seconds later with Imou in his hands

Assassin: *pointing to Ichigo* He's all yours sista.

Imou: OMG!*runs to Ichigo, jump on him and sucked the living hell out of him with full force while pulling his hair out*

Assassin: Wow. Three dares done with one move. What a great opening!*sensed Rukia's glare from behind her head* ummm... what I meant to say was...eeehh..Horrible! Absolutely terrible! Phoenix!

Phoenix: Understood, master.*break the two apart and push Imou into the portal*

Assassin: *moves in front of portal and shouted*Sorry! But don't forget to dare again , kay?

Ichigo: *panting heavily* ...huh..huhhuh...man what the heck was that all about?

Assassin: Like I told you, a dare.

Rangiku: Oooohh, now I'm really excited!

Hitsugaya: This is a complete waste of time. I'm going back to Soul Society*tries to make a gate, but failed* Huh? Why didn't the gate opened?

Assassin: We'll explain it later. Now, just continue with the dares. Phoenix.

Phoenix: Now the dare is from hitsugayatoshirou1220:

i dare ichigo kiss rukia...in front of byakuya, no...in front of the gotei 13!XD

Ichigo: Woaaa, now wait just a minu-!

Ichigo never got a chance to argue 'cause of Renji pushing him from behind to Rukia that was right in front of him. Then,...

CRASH!

Ichigo's lips collided with Rukia's. Their eyes were widened, but they soon started going out of control and pushed deeper into each others mouth.

Assassin:*pulls out a camera and start to broadcast it to all of gotei 13* This is gold!

Somewhere in Sereitei...

Kyouraku: * watched the recordings of Ichigo&Rukia on the tv of the bar he was currently in* Now thats how you enjoy life. Hey, Nanao-chan~ -!

Nanao: No

Kyorakou: *cries*Why?

Back at the talkshow...

The two lovers ran out air by now and break apart with flustered faces.

Assassin: Now, that aint bad now was it *smirk*?

Ichigo: Yeaa whatever...

Rukia: Sure...

Phoenix: Well then the final one for today is from TheAnnoyingOne97 :

Thanks for giving me the power to do whatever I want to them:) Here are the dares:

Ichigo- Conga!

Karin- Kiss Toshirou on the cheek[love this pairing! It's so cute!]

Rukia- Dress up as Rogue from X-Men and give Ichigo a kiss[and talk with a southern accent!]

Ichigo[again!]- Get a poster of Rukia(like the one your dad has of your mom) and do what you want to it[and make sure it's PG!]

Renji- Eat cake and watch TV[you can free load all you want!]

Urahara- Watch all Care Bear movies!

Rukia[again!]- Read one of my fanfics and say what you think about it.

Isshin- Try to dress Ichigo into a Chappy costume!

Toshirou- Dress up as a baby with all of the baby stuff!

Rangiku- Force Chad to drink sake[always wanted to see the outcome:P]

Assassin: Conga? You can't do it only with one person, right? Oh well, EVERYONE CONGA TIME!

Everyone then starts to make a line with Ichigo on the front and do the conga.(try to picture this yourself, I aint good making a dancing scene)

Rangiku: Owww. Lets do it again! And do it naked!

Ishida: Are you out of your mind? It is such an embarrassment.

Assassin: Do it when someone dares you to. Right now we finish todays list first. Now then *reads the dare list again*...Where's Karin?

Ichigo: Hey! No way I'm letting my sister kiss this brat!

Hitsugaya: I'm not a brat! And it's Hitsugaya – taichou to you.

Karin: Let's just get this done quick *kisses Hitsugaya on the cheek quickly*. There done.

Hitsugaya: *blush*

Hinamori: *glares at Karin*

Ichigo: How am I suppose to get a poster of Rukia?

Assassin: Figure this out by yourselve.

Isshin: Here you go son!*hands Ichigo a poster of Rukia*

Ichigo: Wha...?How did you get-...oh never mind. Hey Kon!

Kon: What is it Ichi~?

Ichigo: Here *hands the poster to Kon* It's all yours.

Kon: *starts to cuddle the poster*

Renji: Free cakes and TV! *eats a cake out of nowhere and watch TV*

Urahara: What is a care bear? *watch all the care bear movies* These are wonderful! I shall sell gigais is these forms! I'm going to experiment this on Kon*

Kon: *hides in a toilet*

Rukia: Terrible!

Assassin: You haven't even read the fics yet.

Rukia: I only love chappy!

Assassin: Great.

Isshin: *tries to put a chappy costume on Ichigo*

Ichigo: *run around the place*


Meanwhile Rangiku and Hinamori has been pinning Hitsugaya and force all the baby material on him...Is that Hisagi holding a camera?

Rangiku: *still pinning Hitsugaya* STOP STRUGGLING DAMMIT!

Hitsugaya: IM YOUR CAPTAIN STOP PINNING ME OR ILL FIRE YOU

Rangiku: GOOD LUCK FINDING ANOTHER ONE!

And they still kept going...

And going...

An-Wait. Are those diapers size XS?

...

Chad: ...

Assasin: Ummm...I guess thats it, for now? I dont know I'm new, you guys tell me.

Phoenix: Master does not own Bleach, Tite Kubo does.