Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the rings or Kadaj of final Fantasy.
On to the story!
Chapter 1
Phyro POV :
At what point then is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us, it must spring up amongst us. It cannot come from abroad. If destruction be our lot, we must ourselves be its author and finisher. As a nationof freemen, we must live through all time, or die by suicide.
I pause to dip my quill in ink and continue...
But then what is death if not t- *BooOM * CRASH* Kadaj! *SMASH*
I sigh 'Can I not write in peace?' I sigh once more getting out of bed 'Might as well see what Kadaj has done now'
I walk to my wardrobe scanning my clothes before picking a simple black T-shirt and some faded blue jeans. Putting them on I look at the mirror, brilliant emerald eyes, pale skin, rose red lips and raven back hair stare back at me. I was nowhere near as vain as Ava but I loved how beautiful I appeared.
*BoooOOooM* UGH! I'm going to kill you! That snapped me out of my musing. I sigh ( I seem to be doing that a lot lately) and head out the door.
"Kadaj I'm going to kill you! Get back here!" screamed Raven. She was chasing him with a spear. 'Where in the world did she get that?' I wondered. I did a double take on her appearance. Her skin was a bright orange and her hair was puke green. She reminded me of an Oompa Loompa from that mortal show we watched a few months back.
"Hey Ray- Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,I've got a perfect puzzle for you Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,If you are wise you'll listen to me." sang Kadaj cackling madly. I sigh that boy has no sense of self preservation.
Raven was beyond mad now, her eyes were filled with blood lust and her face flushed in anger ( which didn't go well with her puke green hair might I add) She threw the spear at Kadaj who barely managed to dodge and it almost hit Angelus who had just entered, had he not sidestepped it and the spear hit the roman statue behind him. Angelus simply rose an eyebrow at the scene and said good morning before heading to the east wing for breakfast. I shook my head in amusement, only Angel could be so calm.
"Get back here you bastard!" yelled Raven who was now chasing Kadaj with... was that a battle axe?
'Where is she getting these weapons?' Kadaj now looked fearful and was frantically apologizing.
I guess I should stop them like a responsible older brother should. We wouldn't want someone to get hurt.
... Nah the bastard deserves it. I turned and headed to the east wing for breakfast.
~~~~~~~~~~Eastern Wing~~~~~~~~~~
AVA POV :
Angelus and I were sitting on the bar stool while Bertrum ( A/N : Typical butler name ;D) told the cook what we wanted when Phyro and Niklaus enetered.
"Good morning brothers" I said with a smile. I loved my brothers they were so protective at times.
"Good morning Beauty" they both said as they sat. My smile widened at my nickname, I wasn't vain or anything ( though Phyro says other wise) but it was nice to be reminded that you are the fairest of them all.
"When are we going to see Mom and Dad again?" asked Niklaus as he stretching like a cat. I giggled, it was funny seeing Niklaus of all people like that. People thought he was ruthless and cruel because of his size and trust me Niklaus was big 7'4 with huge muscles to go with it. He looks scary and intimidating but in truth he's like a big teddy bear.
"Next week Monday" replied Angelus as the servers came out of the kitchen holding trays and setting them done as the chef announced each.
" French toast,cheese omelet, bacon, blueberry pancakes, fruit salad, scrambled eggs and for beverages coffee, hot chocolate, milk, tea and ghaii sin" we all dug in.
" It'll be good to see them again, it's been awhile." said Phyro biting his french toast.
"Yeah it had been nearly a century. I've missed mother's nagging" said Niklaus rolling his eyes at the last bit. We all chuckled, yes our mother can be a bit much.
Just then Shad walks in. " Good morning dear brothers and sister." she says with a big ass smile on her face. ' Something is wrong here. She is way too happy.' I thought and judging by everyone's face they were thinking the same thing.
" Are you feeling well sister?" asked Angel with a cautious look on his face.
"Oh I'm feeling absolutely wonderful! Beeeeecauseeee. ' Oh dear lord she's going to sing' " I'VE GOT A DATE WITH A BEAUTIFUL DEMON OHH YESS I GOT A DATE WI- she was interrupted by Bertrum ( Bless his soul) who shoved an apple in her mouth while we uncovered our ears.
*Pause*
We interrupt this story with an important statement.
Ava: yes hi there. It's me :) Now I know I shouldn't be doing this but it must be said. Now listen carefully...EVERYONE CAN SING! BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN SING GOOD and not even us the beautiful, powerful and amazing fatlings are an exception to this rule of the universe. Thank you for your time :).
*Play*
"What's his name and does he have a cute brother?" was my response our brothers however were not so understanding.
"WHAT?! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DATE"
"ABSOLUTLY NOT ! WHO IS THIS JACKASS? I'LL KILL HIM"
"NO KISSING WHATSOEVER!"
Shad ignored them however and went on about this fire demon name Dean who had no siblings ( sadly) and who's father was The Source. (A/N : WHAT UP CHARMED REFRENCE!)
Then all of a sudden Kadaj came in looking like an unfinished barbie. He had on a pink wig, a tight red dress that stopped at mid thigh and was wearing 6' stilettos. We all just stared at him in shock, wide eyed and mouths agape.
"I don't want to know Kadaj." said Shad breaking the silence
A/N : cliffhanger :) mwahahhahahahaaa
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