~Scene 1~

*Bella and Edward are alone in the forest*

Bella: How old are you?

Edward: Seventeen.

Bella: How long have you been 17?

Edward: A while.

Bella: How long is a while?

Edward: A long time.

Bella; I know what you are.

Edward: Say it. Out loud.

Bella: You're a centaur.

*Silence, birds chirp*

Bella: Why are you so hot?