A/N: So here is the next chapter, I hope you all enjoyed the first one. Anyway, Again I say the original Base idea isn't mine, So Yes I am Sort of copying. It's the first time I've really done so with a story. Anyway, I won't hold you long. Thanks for all the comments, Your Guys are soo great! TT_TT 3 U guys.

The Konoha Matching

Chapter 2: Sexy Justu?

We followed The Hokage to a room in the back. I had no Idea why we were the only ones called back here. I mean it was just me, the gut Lee was matched with, and one of those girls that got matched...Wait. The three of us were in same-sex Matches! What Purpose could only the three of us have been pulled aside for?

As I was thinking about it, I realized something. The same-sex matches could have babies. If it was a male couple, One of the men disappeared and a girl came to have a baby. If it was a girl couple, A guy came in to help the girl have a baby. I wondered if this is what the Hokage wanted to talk to us about...

When we were all in the room, the door shut and the Hokage turned to look at us. He seemed to stare each one of us down, as if willing one of us to speak, Of course it was me.

"Just tell us why where here old man. It's bad enough we're in same sex matches, now you call us here for who knows what reason. Then you make us wait in silence." I said in an outburst. A man came up, and opened his mouth to correct me. After all, I was speaking to the Great Hokage. But the man was stopped, and The Hokage stared at me once more.

"Naruto Uzamaki. I should have known. Yes I could see why you'd get paired with Sasuke." He paused long enough for me to growl in annoyance. He knew I hated Sasuke. "The trouble you got in as a kid was not enough. You still have to cause trouble now?" He stated more than asked. I glared but looked away in submission.

I think now would be a good time to tell more about myself. I was raised with no one. So I got in trouble a lot. Just for attention. I never meant any harm when doing so, hence, why the Hokage is quite lenient on my behavior. Some might say he plays favorites, but I've never felt like a favorite of the Hokage. Not with how much he punished me, anyway.

"So I've called you all here to tell you a secret only told to the Same Matches. We hate to see lines end, because we paired two guys, or girls together." He continued. "I know some of you would like to think that we find some sick pleasure in it. But that is not the case. Our Matches are made in the best possible ways. Each person is matched to someone they can live peacefully with, without quarrel...At least later on..." The Hokage smiled. Looking at me... I knew then exactly what he'd implied. I glared again. Not that the Last glare had disappeared.

"There is a Jutsu, Taught only to those such as you." He pointed to the three of us. "It allows you to become the other sex. It takes quite a bit of Chakra, that why you must slowly build it up. You will meet with me once a day for the next week, to learn and prefect this Jutsu. After the first Protection Night, It'd be up to you to maintain it." He said, as I started getting bored.

"Does this Jutsu have a name, or is that some big secret too?" I asked sarcastically. To which, of course, the Hokage smiled. Sometimes, I was sure this guy could see the future and know what I was going to say.

"It's called, The Sexy-No-Justu. And it's what you will use on each Protection night. Some of you May recall that I called girls first, and Males second. Naruto and Gaara, I called first, so you two are the girls in your Match." The Hokage continued, to which Gaara rolled his eyes.

"So, I have to be a girl? For Sasuke? What about the Uzamaki Line. That's as endangered as the Uchia, except for Sasuke's older brother!" I interrupted. This time when the Hokage looked at me, I could feel his annoyance. I shut my mouth and looked back down

"Tsuzuki, you are the male in your pairing." The Hokage continued, after my outburst. "So over the course of the next few hours; I, personally, will be teaching you all this Jutsu. If you get a general gist of the Jutsu early on today, you can leave early. Just come back tomorrow for focusing your Jutsu over time and physical stress."

He went on to explain that we didn't have to use the Jutsu after marriage, unless we wanted children. He even made a point to me that the child could have either last name, as long as both parties agreed. He taught us the hand signs, and let us practice.

I'll let you know something else about me, I suck at Jutsus. I have good stamina, but my Justus and aim of Shurikans are off. Basically, I can't even control my chakra to any good level. That's why I'm not a full-fledged Ninja. Yet...

But somehow it only took very little practice before I got this one, maybe because it seems like a Jutsu I could have fun with. And not for the use it's meant for. More in a I can sneak into girl bathhouses and see naked girls way. But I think the Hokage was on to me, because he gave me a warning look.

Still, even though he said those who mastered it could leave early. I was made to stay and practice. He said it was because my scores at the academy were the lowest in history. I think he just wanted to make me do more work than everyone else. I did tell you before, that I think he hates me. Anyway I spent until Dusk maintaining that form.

When I was finally released, I was shown to my room that I would now be sharing with my rival. I sometimes wished that we'd been born in different years. That way, I wouldn't have been matched to him, and would have had more of a chance to be paired with Sakura…

I opened the door to find Sasuke sitting on the bed, staring out the window, looking angry about something. I looked around the room. It had a living room area and a bathroom with a door on the other side. Then there was obviously the bed area. It looked like a small house with no walls except for the bathroom. I closed the door hard, and he turned to look at me when he heard the door slam. I glared at him, while he just continued to stare at me. After a minute, when it became clear I wouldn't speak, he spoke up.

"Well, what did the Hokage want?" Sasuke asked. It almost sounded like he cared. I knew he was just looking to pick on me, again. That's all he'd ever done. Act like he'd care, then use it against me. Well I wouldn't give him the satisfaction this time.

"What do you care?" I practically shouted at him. "You don't have to pretend like you care. You were forced into this as much as I was." I said pacing around. I grabbed some spare blankets from the cupboard, and put them on the couch. "I'll sleep on the couch."

You can. They have guard com and check on us in the night. We have to share the bed. So you might as well put those back." Sasuke said without hesitation. "You weren't with the group when they told us the rules of the dorms, so I thought you ought to know. I can have anything you do wrong on my head now that we're matched." He continued. The last part made it sound like I skewed up on purpose. I was tempted to yell back at him, when I heard the call for lights out.

I Grumbled as I put the spare blankets back in the cupboard, and went to the bed. I sat down and got under the covers and faced the wall. I felt Sasuke lay down and cover himself up. He, too, faced the wall. We were back to each other, and all I could think was how unlucky I'd been to be paired with him. That was until my stomach grumbled. I had missed supper. I heard Sasuke snickered and glared at the darkness, since the lights had been shut off by the guards. I finally fell asleep, wishing for ramen….

A/N: So I hope you enjoyed the second chapter. And as it turns out, My ideas goes in a way different Direction than promised so It won't be copying after all. Please R&R, and tell me what you think, or even what you want to happen. Who knows it might happen…If you're thinking the same way as me. Thanks again for reading. ^_^