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"We're back with Total Drama High School! We just met the original cast and now we're about to find out who else is competing from the 'Revenge of the Island' cast... Now... he's lived in a bubble for most of his life and known a lot of stuff... It's Cameron!" The bubble-boy hopped off of the bus, almost tripping over his own two feet.
"He... Or should I say they... Have multiple personalities... It's Mike!"
"Hi!" Mike waved at the old contestants and received scowls back from everyone except Bridgette and Geoff who were still, surprise surprise, making out!
"She's not mean, she's very clean, and we just met her boyfriend... It's Zoey!" Chris introduced in a WWE wrestling way.
"I am quite clean but it makes no sense putting it in my introduction..." Zoey hopped off of the bus confused, until she spotted Mike and ran to join him.
"I was trying to make it rhyme! Stop ruining it!" Chris whined.
"Next is the Jersey Shore reject... Anne Maria!" The girl hopped off of the bus and stopped dead when she spotted Justin.
"Oh ma gowd! Who iz he?!" She gasped and joined Justin, latching onto him like a leech.
*Confession Cam*
Justin: *sighs* Great! Just when I got rid of the squealing twins!
*Static*
"My great great great great great great great great uncle invented buses. Before that everyone had to walk in groups to where they wanted to go." Staci announced.
"Really?! That's soooo cool!" Linsday stood in awe, clearly believing the girl.
"Well... Staci needs no introduction... So onto the next old newbie!... She takes control and takes pride in her gender... It's Jo!" It was clear as soon as she jumped off of the bus and landed with a loud thud that she was similar to Eva.
*Confession Cam*
Eva: Jo looks like she would be a bad enemy to have. I'll have to get her on my side...
*Static*
"He has an obsession with being overpowered and still loves his teddy-bear... It's Brick!" The cadet saluted as he stepped off of the bus. This action was then followed by Duncan sticking his foot out and tripping Brick up.
"Haha! Not as tough as his name I see!" The punk laughed and Gwen rolled her eyes.
*Confession Cam*
Brick: *Sat there with a black eye* I'm a soldier! I can handle some punk who thinks he's better that everyone else!
*Static*
Chris ignoring Brick's cries of pain, started to introduce the next contestant.
"He's just doin' what his pappy told him... It's Scott!" The redhead growled at the host as he jumped off of the bus.
"I'm not a pappy's boy okay!" He went and stood as far away as he could from the rest of the contestants.
"Whatever you say..." Chris smirked. "He is silent and smart... It's Beverly!" B stepped off of the bus followed by Dawn.
"I believe he prefers to be called B..." Dawn informed the host who now had a scowl spread across his face.
"Dawn! I hadn't introduced you yet!" He moaned.
"Sorry... Would you like me to get back onto the bus so you can do so?" The moonchild asked.
"No, the moment is gone... I'll just go to the next person." Chris sighed. "She was once a radioactive monster but is now on the road to recovery... It's Dakota!" Dakota emerged from the doorway of the bus looking fairly normal apart from the fact that her hair still had a hint of green and her teeth were pointier than usual. But apart from that, she could pass as a normal human!
*Confession Cam*
Cameron: Huh... *thinks for a second* I wonder what kind of therapy Dakota went through to get back to her usual self...
*Static*
"Looking good Dakota... Almost normal..." Chris commented, just to be dismissed by the girl who was now on her mobile phone.
"Yeah... I'm outside some sort of school... Okay... Make sure you take lots of pictures... Edit my hair so it looks more blonde..." And so on and so on...
"Next up, he is a world class gamer and holds 7 different game related records... It's Sam!" The geek walked off of the bus without so as even glancing at anyone else while he was playing his game. He stood next to the girl who was somehow still his girlfriend, Dakota.
"Right... Anyway... We have one competitor left to introduce... He has an odd habit of putting 'sha' in front of words, he's been struck by lightning... It's Lightning!" Chris pointed at the bus at the same moment Lightning leaped out and posed in front of the bus.
"SHA-BAM!" He yelled. "Sha-Lightning's got this in the sha-bag!"
"Shut it Jockstrap!" Jo shouted back.
*Confession Cam*
Courtney: If that idiot keeps on saying 'sha'... I'm going to file a law suit against him!
*Static*
"Well that's it! All 28 of you! This is our biggest season yet, the producers loved the idea!" Chris beamed. "I guess it's time to put you into your teams!" Lindsay jumped up and down clapping her hands.
"Yay! I hope Tyler is in my team!" She squealed.
"Lindsay... Tyler isn't in this season." Courtney sighed.
"Team Algebra is: Justin, Duncan, Anne Maria, Lindsay, Brick, Jo and Eva." They were given a red flag with lots of Algebraic equations on it. Anne Maria hugged Justin, covering him in spray tan. Duncan tormented Brick, Lindsay looked for Tyler and Jo and Eva compared dumbbells.
"Team Literature is: Cody, Sierra, Courtney, Gwen, DJ, Scott and Cameron." He threw them a green flag with Shakespeare quotes covering in. Cody was squashed by Sierra squealing and hugging him while Courtney gave Gwen an evil glare and Trent looked at them both awkwardly. Scott seemed unamused and Cameron was just reading the quotes on their team flag.
"Team Physics is: Bridgette, Geoff, Mike, Zoey, Sam, Dakota and Ezekiel." They were given a black flag with star constellations on it. The couples hugged except for Sam and Dakota who didn't look away from their electrical items and Ezekiel who looked at the couples longingly.
"Last but not least... Team Team is-" Chris started but was interrupted.
"Team Team? Real creative Chris!" Heather criticised.
"As I was saying... Team Team is: Heather, Lightning, Trent, Staci, B, Dawn and Alejandro." They were given a Dark Blue flag with a picture of two hands grabbing hold of one another and the word 'Teamwork!' underneath it in yellow.
"Ah! I'm on a team with two beautiful seƱoritas, Heather and three brothers from other mothers!" The Spanish boy proclaimed, earning a glare from Heather.
Chris cleared his throat to get everyones attention. "Right... Now, we have gotten interns to be students at this school. Here, the Status Quo is everything. You will attend classes just like a normal school but once every week, you will have a challenge and be pulled out of classes."
*Confession Cam*
Ezekiel: I've never been to a real school before...
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Duncan: I was expelled from my last school... I'm gonna have fun pounding some nerds again!
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Cameron: From what I've heard about high schools, the cheerleaders and jocks are at the top of the food chain and the nerds are at the bottom... Fortunately, I've got Mike and Zoey to help me... I hope!
*Static*
"For your first challenge, you will have to search the school these." Chris held up a golden marker pen with his face on the side. "Whichever team doesn't find one of these will be sending someone home! Ready... Set... Go!" The teams rushed into the school except for Team Team.
"I say we split up and search each room individually!" Alejandro volunteered his idea.
"As much as I hate it, I agree with him." Heather sighed. Immediately they set their plan into action.
Meanwhile, Team Algebra weren't having any luck. They were all arguing over strategies and shouting out random things. Lindsay's idea was to all go get manicures and Anne Maria's was to go to the art room and paint a picture of Justin 'cos za pen mite be in za paint'.
*Confession Cam*
Jo: Great. I've got a bunch of idiots on my team. Just great.
*Static*
And Team Literature weren't having much luck. They took it each room at a time and were currently looking in a music room. Courtney and Gwen were arguing over Duncan, as usual. Sierra and Cody were looking inside the instruments, DJ was petting bunny and teaching him how to read music, Scott was whittling something and Cameron was looking inside the piano. No one had found anything until...
"FOUND IT!" Sierra screamed and jumped up and down in excitement, dragging Cody with her. For a second, Courtney and Gwen were so excited that they hugged one another. That is until they realised what they were doing and let go of one another as if they just got electric shocks.
*Confession Cam*
Scott: Idiots. My team is a bunch of idiots... *He pauses to think* Idiots that I can manipulate...
*Static*
Team Physics weren't really that into the spirt of the challenge. Bridgette and Geoff were making out, Mike and Zoey were talking to one another about where they think the key might be but not actually searching. Dakota and Sam were, as always, not even looking up at where they were going and were too busy playing or doing whatever on their electrical items. Ezekiel was the only one who was actually searching. Fortunately, he found it typically, next to a whiteboard.
"Attention!" Chris was talking over an announcer system. "Team Algebra... You're sending someone home tonight. Please make your way to the Detention room!" Turns out that Dawn from Team Team had found a golden marker pen just before Team Algebra had.
*Confession Cam*
Justin: I would chose Anne Maria but Lindsay was probably the least useful... So... Bye Lindsay...
*Static*
*Confession Cam*
Anne Maria: I don't trust dat Linzay chick! She mite try ta steal ma Justin away! Linzay iz a gowner!
*Static*
Chef and Chris stood at the front of the Detention room wearing the type of teacher outfits you only find in cheesy cartoons while Team Algebra sat in the desks. "These Hall Passes represent life. If you do not receive a Hall Pass, you are expelled from Total Drama High School and have to take the school bus back to the Playa. And you can never return... Ever!" Chris told Team Algebra in his usual way.
"Yeah yeah yeah... Just get on with it!" Duncan rolled his eyes. Chris replied with a sigh.
"Fine... The first person safe is... Jo." Jo smiled as she walked up and collected her Hall Pass. "Eva, Brick." They both took their Hall Passes as well. "Justin... Duncan..." Both of the boys sighed in relief and grabbed their tickets of freedom.
"Lindsay, Anne Maria... This is the last Hall Pass... Who ever doesn't receive it has to catch the school bus of losers and get your ass back to the Playa! This last ticket of freedom goes to...
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...Anne Maria!" The Jersey Shore reject squealed and hugged Justin while Lindsay just sat there filing her nails, completely oblivious to what just happened.
Chef sighed.
"Tyler is in the bus outside." He told her. Lindsay kept up out of her desk, screamed: 'I'm coming Tyler!' before running into the door and passing out on the floor. After this, Chef picked her up and carried her away to the bus.
"How will the cast stand being back in High School? Will Staci shut up? Will Ezekiel find love? And will Courtney and Gwen ever get over their differences and work together as a team? Find out on the next episode of Total... Drama... High School!"
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