Journal Tales From Edward - The Reply
Dear Edward,
Edward, you need to write a lot more! I mean, like, Sam Ulley more! He writes SO much! Oh wait no... Sam Ulley doesn't write to me. And remember, I am Diary! Not Journal! Okay? Okay. So moving on... I don't think Nature is a person... I think that's just a figure of speech. Yes. No. Wait. I don't know. Edward, why do you call your dad daddy? You're like, 300 years old! Daddy is what 5 year olds call their dad. Don't be 5. :( It ruins my good "only writing to 300 year olds" image.
With much love,
Diary
