Lece: I'm back!

Lavi: That's a scary thought.

Lece: (Glares) Allen-kun!

Allen: Lece does not own us, D. Gray-man or the characters of D. Gray-man!

Lece: Thanks! Here's chapter two!


D. GRAY-MAN BLOOPERS!

LEVEL 2: Allen Meets Kanda


See Lavi holding Director's board (if that's what it's called).

"Mark 3 Scene 97 Take 103: Allen meets Kanda." Lavi said as he snapped the thing down.

Allen backs up against the wall with his hands up as Kanda has his sword at his throat.

"From the General? A letter of recommendation?" Kanda said as he stares at Allen.

Camera zooms in on Allen's face. "Yes a letter of recommendation."

RING! RING! RING!

"Hello?" Allen says making even Kanda back up and laugh.

"Who has their phone on!?" Lavi says as the camera turns.

Everyone stares at Komui. "IT'S NOT ME!"

"Hello?"

Turns to see Earl on cell phone. "Sorry it's my mother."

Everyone sweat drops. Lavi leans over to Tyki with a raised eyebrow.

"Did you know he had a mother?" Lavi whispered.

"I had no idea and I do not want to know." Tyki whispered back making Lavi shiver.

"I, for once, agree." Lavi replied as the Earl chatted away. "You know what that means don't you?"

"What?"

"There's more like him out there."

"...fuck no..."


See Lavi holding Director's board.

"Mark 3 Scene 97 Take 107: Allen meets Kanda." Lavi said as he snapped the thing down onto his thumb. "SHIT MOTHER BEEP!!"

See Kanda and Allen laughing in background as Lavi curses. Lavi's hammer activates and he gets ready to smash sign board.

"You little piece of crap!" Lavi said as Bookman kicked him. "What the hell Panda!?"

"You can't destroy the equipment needed for the Anime, you forget we are on a tight budget." Bookman stated making Lavi sweat drop.

"Sticky note to self: Once anime is over destroy Director's board thingy." Lavi said as he wrote on a sticky note making Allen and Kanda laugh harder. "SHUT UP BACK THERE!"


Mark 2 Scene 97 Take 230

"Get ready to die!" Kanda says as he goes to unsheathe Mugen.

He jerks the handle and Kanda stands straight up. He's holding just the handle to Mugen. Allen takes the handle looks at it and points at it for the camera crew.

"Well there's your problem." Allen says making the crew laugh.

"Alright who broke my Mugen!?" Kanda says turning.

"Are you sure it's broken? It's not stuck up somewhere?" Allen asks making Lavi hit the ground laughing.

"Watch it Moyashi." Kanda states glaring. "I'll cut something off."

"With what?" Allen says grinning. "You have no blade."

"I'll use the script." Kanda replied making everyone sweat drop.

"Guys you can stop now." Lenalee said as the anger was building.

"Lena, back away slowly." Lavi said as the crew slowly backed away. "I glued Mugen in its sheath this morning so please back away slowly."

"Is that a challenge?" Allen said grinning like Black Allen.

"On second thought we might get to see Yuu-chan stripped to his boxers." Lavi said making Lenalee sweat drop. "I've gotta see this!"

"Stupid Yaoi boys." She murmured as Allen dealt out the cards.


Mark 2 Scene 4 Take 98

"I don't shake hands with cursed people." Kanda replied as Allen raised an eyebrow.

"Chicken shit." Allen said as Kanda started to walk away.

"I am not a chicken." Kanda snapped back.

"Then shake my hand." Allen said smirking. "Or is the big bad Kanda afraid to be cursed?"

"Shut up Moyashi!" Kanda said turning back around. "I'll prove I'm not scared."

He grabbed Allen's hand and Kanda felt some form of a shock go through his body. His pony tail was full of static and sticking out everywhere. Lenalee tried not to laugh out loud. Kanda let go of Allen's hand and fell to the ground. Allen shows his hand to the camera. Lavi bust out in laughter so does the Noah crew.

"I love this thing." Allen said as he put the shocker up. "Sorry Kanda, just had to do it."

"I'll kill you!" Kanda said as he drew Mugen.

A trash can came flying across the room and smashed into Kanda.

"What the BEEP!?" Kanda said as more metal objects crashed into him.

"Looks like you become a magnet." Allen stated as the camera started to move. "Ah shit!"

CRASH!

(Till further notice the Anime will be on hold till the ONLY camera can be fixed)-Director

CUT!


To be continued…

Lavi and Allen: ROTFL

Kanda: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU!

Lece: Alright tell me what you guys think of it! Remember I need at least 5 reviews before I will update!