Author's Note: *gasp* EdxEd????? Ewwww…HAHAHA. Well I couldn't resist I'm not into yaoi really, but it's STILL funny ^_^. Enjoy my pretties…
From afar, Edward Cullen hid in nearby bushes, watching the other Edward and his brother walk towards a big house. "Must be where they live?" He whispered to himself, watching the blonde boy greet a tall blonde girl and a small old lady.
"Whaaa?" Cullen questioned, "A blonde girl, gross, I'm more of a brunette type of guy…wait…" He took one quick look at Elric's hair. "Ok, uh…I'm into brunette girls, but blonde guys are a-ok!" He continued watching Ed and his brother, as the two went inside house.
Edward ran up to the big white house only to be greeted my barking. "What the crap!?- " Edward spotted a big black dog, "Shut up!" He hissed, "You are going to ruin this!" The poor dog whimpered and growled at him. Edward tried his best to ignore him, and hoping that he will get distracted by his sparkles(I.e. DAZZLE HIM!!)
He sneaked around the back, and found the window to the kitchen. He looked in to see the blonde girl making dinner, the short Edward was in there too. Good…now the tall, shiny Edward could relax and watch him for a while…
"It's…rather interesting," Winry said, looking into the pages of Twilight, "Uh…so vampires can sparkle? I thought they feared the sun! What are the doing in school?"
"Beats me…" Ed tasted some of the food that was cooking on the stove, "Most of the time it talks about Bella's infatuation and obsession for Edward."
"It's funny how he has the same name as you," Winry giggled, "Are you sure you aren't a sparkling vampire?"
Ed almost chocked the food he was tasting, "That's not funny," He growled,
-- "I wonder how peaceful he looks when he's asleep," Edward wondered, "Probably a lot like my Bella~!" Then he thought about how much he loved Bella, but then thought about how much this other Edward give him these weird feelings whenever he looked at his golden eyes(like his) and golden hair!…He continued watching Ed having a conversation with the blonde girl.
--"Oh wow…she almost got ran over by a van," said Winry, turning a page, "I was kinda praying it would hit her, haha."
"Same here," The two agreed and laughed,
-- "I wonder what they are laughing about," said Edward, "or what they are reading…" He couldn't really quite tell, he could only notice the pages of the book being read.
-- "Gosh, this book is horrible," Winry shut the novel, for she could not take anymore. "For one thing he stalks her, and the whiny main character doesn't have a problem with that," She turned off the stove, and checked the food. "I'd be creep out if a guy stalked me…hit 'em my wrench I would!" Just when Winry said that they heard bang on the wall.
"Oww…" the bang came near the kitchen's window. Ed could see a slight head pop out.
"Who's there!" He yelled. Ed ran towards the back door, dashing outside. He could barely see the person who was there, for he was now halfway across the grassy fields.
"You're not getting away that easily!" Ed called out to the guy, and started chase after him. But Edward was so quick, he was now hiding behind a tree, watching the other Ed run around. He spend the rest of the day looking at him…and he spend the rest of the night watching him sleep too.
"Wasn't easy sneaking in this house, stupid dog wouldn't shut up!" Edward whispered to himself, while he watched the other Edward sleep. "Awww…he's adorable, I think I'm in love with him." He continued watching, not even blinking! He loved him that much, but ohh…what would Bella think if she found out that Eddiekins was stalking other people behind her back? Who cares.
--Ed yawned, the sleep slowly began to wear off, and his eyes pried open to the sound of…munching. What the hell? He sat up from his bed, and turned to a older boy, who was sitting on the ground, watching him, while eating popcorn.
"What the fuck!?" Ed yelled, he was about to shout and demand who the boy was, but he looked so…familiar.
"You wouldn't want to be near me…" The boy said, dropping his popcorn, as soon he realized he didn't eat human food. His voice was deep and seducing. "I have the skin…of a killer."
"Eh, what?" Ed raised a brow at the confusing man, standing right in front of him.
"If you know what's good for you, you wouldn't come near me."
"You are not making any sense!"
"Look!" The tall Edward grabbed the short Edward by his shoulders, bringing him closer. "I know you are addicted to me! I know you can resist my beauty, but you must…I don't want to hurt you, I'm a monster."
"…where have I heard that before…?" Ed could've sworn he heard that from somewhere, he could've sworn he recognizes these rather cheesy lines from somewhere…
"What did you say your name was again?" Ed asked,
"Edward," The taller man replied.
So…his name was Edward. He had strange hard, sparkling skin, golden eyes, he was in the house, at night, watching Ed sleep. He had followed Ed too, he was sure of it, and now he was calling himself a monster…just like…
"Edward Cullen!?"
"Hey, how do you know my last name?" The taller Edward smiled,
"…you aren't serious?" said Ed, his eyes WIDE with surprise. "You can't be here!? YOU AREN'T REAL!!" That last yell alarmed his brother, who was right outside the room.
"Brother….what's wrong?" He asked, from outside the door, but Ed didn't answer.
"Stay away from me!" Edward yelled, "I'm a monster!" He did a overdramatic pose, then hugged Ed. "I will only kill you! But…I do wonder…how your blood smells, I bet it smells sweet, like Bella's, only better." Ed shivered, he was pretty creep out by what Edward had said. "I rather you not try to smell my blood…" He said,
"Oh, I won't, I don't want to hurt you, you should stay away…"
"It's kind of hard to when you won't LET ME GO!" Edward hugged Ed tighter,
"I…don't know why, but I can't…Edward Elric…I believe that I…" He pulled away slightly, his gold eyes were filled with tiny bit of sadness. "I really want to be your's, gender and age does not matter, but that damn Bella…she won't let me…I'll leave her for you."
"Seriously man, you are scaring the crap out of me!- "
"Bella is NOTHING! She is weak and I'll admit…" Edward finally let go of the smaller Ed, sitting down on his bed. "I…always hated the fact that she was so weak." For a minute, Edward looked like he was suffering, for a minute, his face actually had…feeling in it. "Day and day, I had to save her, oh how it would tire me…but I loved her, yet at the same time, I hated her. This feeling I kept inside me all along, never told anyone, I even denied it." Edward sighed, "All the time, Bella would just whine and whine, I always get tired of it, I try my best to keep her safe but she doesn't appreciate it! She doesn't understand, she will never understand!" He quickly bolted up from the bed so fast, Ed could've sworn he had super fast reflexes…oh wait…he did.
"It's all because of that damn author, Stephenie Meyer! She made us be together, made it to the point where we were SOULMATES! But why, oh why did Bella have to be my soul mate…why not…you?" He smiled, pulling Ed close to him again. "You're the only one who understands me."
"…But I only met you today!"
"But you read my book! So you should know how horrible my life is!" Edward picked up the copy of Twilight, from where Ed's coat laid on the ground. "Surely you must feel bad for me?"
"Yeah, I pity you."
"Exactly!"
"I pity myself even more, having my name be used for a one dimensional character like you."
Edward stood there quietly, before sighing, smiling, and nodding. "You are a good guy, Ed. I believe you are the only one to free me from my misery."
"Can we please cut the cheesy lines off?"
"Sure." Edward leaned over, about to kiss Ed!- when Al entered the room.
"Oh no! My brother's getting raped!" Alphonse screamed, running and tackling the sparkling vampire onto the ground. "Leave my brother alone!" He yelled, he punched Edward a couple of times on his sparkly yet dazzling jaw, and his nose. "Pervert!"
"Ah, get- AHH!!" Edward tried his best to block his hits, when he forgot that he had super strength! He could just lift Al off him. But before Edward could do anything, Al swiftly stood up. "You." He said, "It's the other Edward from the train station,"
"Yeah…" The vampire stood up from the ground,
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm here to see your brother," Edward gestured over the blonde boy, at his right, who was just eyeing the two of them. "We were having a great conversation and we were about to share in…something- " He coughed out a word that Al couldn't quite understand, " -Before we were rudely interrupted." Edward glared at Alphonse.
"You were trying to rape him, weren't you!?" Edward just rose a eyebrow, and scoffed,
"No I wasn't. Besides, it would only count as rape if he didn't want to have sex with me back."
"But I actually I didn't want to- "
"Stay out of this, Ed!"
"I'm not even gay!" Then it was like someone punched Edward right in the stomach.
"…You don't love me, Ed?"
"I barely know you. We just met hours ago!" Edward's expression darkened.
"Fine, if you don't love me, then…I guess I have nothing to live for!" Then for out of nowhere, Edward pulled out a wooden stake from his pocket! "Good bye, Ed!"
"…I thought you couldn't die from wooden stakes."
"Huh? Oh that's right," Edward dropped the stake and pulled out some holy water,
"Holy water can't hurt you either," Edward dropped the bottle of holy water and pulled out- "Neither can garlic,"
"SHIT! Damn you, Stephenie Meyer! Why couldn't you given me some of the actual vampire weaknesses so I could kill myself!" So like a poor emo, he fell on his knees and began sobbing.
The two brothers stood there, staring at the sobbing, beautiful vampire. It was one of those awkward moments. While the tall Edward cried, the short one found this as a opportunity to explain things to Al, who must have been confused out of his mind. "Al, remember when you mentioned his skin?"
"…yeah."
"Remember when I told you about the character in the book I was reading, his skin sparkles too!"
"…I remember you told me that,"
"The main character's name is Edward, this guy's name is Edward, his skin sparkles…" Ed left off there, hoping that Al would puzzle the pieces together to come to the point, he was making.
"Is he trying to impersonate the Ed in the book!?" Al squealed, Ed sighed.
"No, no…Al…he is the Ed from the book." At that point, the other Edward overheard them, he stopped sobbing, and stood up from the ground.
"That's right Alphonse, I'm Edward Cullen, from Twilight."
Author's Note: Ok see this chapter? This chapter was meant to be mashed together with the first chapter, thus having a long chapter. This whole chapter was meant to be chapter one and as you can see it's long, longer than I normally write…so yeah, I had to cut it up into two parts…and it now looks like we are going to have another chapter. :/
