Sushi Train

Naru/Hina, Sasu/ Saku, Ino/Gaa, ten/ Neji, Shika/ Tem

Didn't get anyone to proofread so this chapter is very crappy, still read as funny as the last chapter but yea. Oh yea the pairings are just pairings, nothing will happen between them in this story (I think) cause one thing I can't write is romance. But I'll try put as much funny bits in as possible. Ty for all da reviews! (Especially *kakashi's missing icha book (I agree so sad biggest pervs dying-_-) and Anna)

'Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen!' Naruto flashed a big grin

'SHUT UP or you won't get any!!' Sakura whacks Naruto's head and a large bump is formed.

'W...What did you do that for? My head hurts now.'

'Well nah, it feels so good.' Sasuke smirked 'nice work sakura'

'Teme is so mean!'

'Stop calling me that baka'

'Stop calling me baka!'

'WE'RE HERE!!' Naruto looks around and finds sushi train. His eyes shine like two bowls of ramen. The five couple walk in and all take two seaters with their 'partner' while also being next to each other. In the middle of the big sushi table, there was a train which drove through the middle of the table.

'Where's the menu?' Naruto searched desperately for the menus. Neji and Shikamaru who dared by gaara to play a prank on Naruto (since Naruto caused so much fuss), had hidden the menus between the fold of Temari's fan. Shikamaru then dressed up as a waiter and served Naruto's table.

'And what will we be having today? Oh yes the sushi plates are in the middle of the big table. There are many varieties of sushis on the plates.' Shikamaru smiled

'WHERE ARE THE MENUS?'

'Sorry but we seem to have lost all the menu's'

'Well... I'll have a miso ramen with an egg and Hinata will have some...?'

'U...Um I...I'll have s...Some sushi from t...the t...table'

'Great choices but we seem to have run out of ramen today.'

'What? Tenten I'm going to KILL YOU! I want ramen! Ramen ramen ramen!' by then Naruto had stirred up the 'real' waiters and they came rushing up to the table asking what was wrong. 'He said sushi train ran out of ramen today!' at this moment Shikamaru was laughing his head off.

'What's wrong with you? Behave like a real waiter! I'll get the boss to fire you!' said the 'real waiter'. Shikamaru pulled off the mask and ruffled then tied up his hair. The 'real' waiter was very shocked to see a customer under the 'waiter' uniform.

'Oh my gosh! I am so sorry I shouted at you. Please please take a seat and a favour, don't tell the boss, please.'

'No needs to worry go on serving other customers. I'll deal with Naruto here. Actually get Naruto a ramen...?'

'I want a RAMEN!!'

'STFU! I said ramen already! Pick the topping!! Oh yea the prank was a dare given to me and Neji by gaara.'

'MISO RAMEN PLEASE!! Hm... I get to dare you and Neji to do something then.'

'ONE MISO RAMEN COMING UP!'

'Why am I stuck here with people who have a loud mouth?' Shikamaru stalks off back to sit next to Temari whilst the 'real' waiter gets naruto's ramen prepared.

'GET BACK HERE I WAS STILL THINKING OF A DARE TO GIVE YOU!'

'N....naruto i..i think you s..sh..should talk a little softer.' (omg for once Hinata does sumfing)

'Ok Hinata. Whatever you say Hinata. Ill grant your wish Hinata. Blah blah blah blah blah.' Hinata starts twiddling her fingers feeling a bit embarrassed.

'ONE HOT STEAMING BOWL OF RAMEN COMING UP!!' the waiter appeared at the table.

'OOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAY!!' Naruto squealed. Tenten passed Hinata a pair of earmuffs.

'Thanks Tenten.' Hinata puts on the earmuffs and goes to the sushi table with sakura, Ino, Tenten and Temari.

'Wow Naruto and the waiters can like beat the Guinness world record for the loudest mouth. You sure have got yourself into one noisy mess Hinata.' Temari said whilst picking up a plate of takoyaki. They all chose their plates and headed back to their tables and sat next to their partners.

10 mins later

'AHAHAHAHA, now its my turn to dare you Neji and Shikamaru. AHAHAHAHA.' Sakura whacks Naruto on the head again and a bump forms on the bump from before.

'DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?'

'N..No but you're also being very...' sniff sniff

'Shut up' whacks again and another bump forms on the two bumps from before. (lol I wonder what sort of reviews I will get if I kept making sakura hit Naruto and lumps became forming on top of his old lumps.)

'Ok I have decided!'

'Huh, what? Decided what?' Sasuke looks at Naruto with his 'death glare'

'Decided what dare to do dummy!' Naruto starts to whack Sasuke but sees sakura glaring at him so he retreats.

'Ok I have decided to dare Neji and Shikamaru to go ride on that miniature train in the centre of the table.'

'What no!' Shikamaru and Neji shouted at the same time. Naruto just keeps smiling retardedly.

'Go... NOW!' when Naruto said this gaara's eyes were so wet from crying of funniness (yes yes I'm retarded) that he started rolling on the floor. Neji and Shikamaru crossed over to the centre of the table and started to climb onto the desk.

'GET DOWN FROM THERE!' shouted a waiter.

'Im so sorry' gaara rushed over to the waiter to explain what was happening. 'We will pay for any damages they do to your train. You see they are doing a dare.' As soon as gaara said 'dare' the waiter's eyes popped open even bigger.

'I will help you make everything as bad as possible!' the waiter rushes inside and turns the train onto full speed.

Neji and Shika saw the train gather speed and started to bend down to sit on it. Plop...plop...CRASH.

Every apart from Neji and Shikamaru was on the floor rofling (rolling on floor laughing). Neji and Shikamaru were just sitting on a crushed train going. 'OW OW. I got a wedgie. Someone please help!'

That was the end of the chapter. Next chapter... don't have any ideas...anyone wanna help me? Oh do I have to write all the disclaimer stuff like...i do not own Naruto. Etc?