Title: Say No To Bleached Blonds
Series: Mistaken Identities
Author: Jmaria
Rating: Pg-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Buffy or Fred. Joss and somebody else owns them.
FfA Pairing: #1064 Buffy / Fred (Scooby Doo)
A/N: Spoiler-ish for Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
Say No To Bleached Blonds
Buffy groaned as she pushed herself up. It felt like she'd been hit with the troll hammer over and over again. Where was she? There was yelling and confusion, and . . .people in formal wear?
"Huh?"
"Daphne, how'd you get over here?" A blond haired guy asked.
"Huh?"
"And when did you change your clothes?"
"What?"
"We have to stop the Pterodactyl Ghost."
"The what?"
"That!" He pointed to the giant green reptile.
"Oh." Buffy sighed, grabbing a sword from a nearby display and waited. "Hey, Jurassic Park reject."
The dinosaur ghost screeched loudly and swooped to attack. Buffy held her ground. When it tried to claw at her, she ducked, jumping onto it's back as it fly past. Raising the sword high, she sliced powerfully through it's neck. The ghost gave one final screech as it's head flew off in a different direction as the body crashed into the wall. She jumped before it crashed into the wall.
"Daph, that - that was incredible! I didn't think you were that good though, sweetie!"
"Sweetie? Daph? Look, buddy, I told myself I was gonna stay away from blonds after Spike. Especially bleached blonds." Buffy said, turning to face him. "And my name's Buffy, not Daphne."
"Freddy, who is she?" A redheaded girl, who was wearing a fuzzy dress in a horrible shade of purple, demanded.
"Um, I thought she was you, Daphne." Freddy stuttered.
"She is leaving." Buffy replied, staring at her near-mirror-image. "And I look horrible as a redhead."
"Hey!"
There was a flash of green light and Buffy found herself back in the graveyard. Stupid dimension jumping demons.
