Yeah! I finished the next chapter! For my people, here you go! Enjoy!
Chapter 2: Deal
"Honestly Zoro, you don't know what Photoshop is. Well, it doesn't matter anyway." Mihawk said. "I have a proposition to offer." Mihawk said as he held out that very embarrassing picture of Zoro's captain. Zoro had to get that thing from him no matter what.
"And what would that be?" Zoro growled through his teeth.
"If you can do whatever I say. I might reward you with this." He offered. Zoro laughed humorlessly.
"Yeah, there's no way I'm doing whatever you say. I'm not your slave. And plus, don't you have Perona for that?" Zoro protested.
"Well I guess you don't care that somehow this picture ends up in the newspaper." Mihawk said as he nonchalantly walked away.
"Hold on! You wouldn't!"
"I would." There was a moment's pause as Zoro glared daggers at his mentor. He hated it when this man had him wrapped around his finger. So basically Zoro had no choice in the matter.
Zoro's shoulders slackened and sighed deeply. "Fine, what do you want me to do?" he asked quietly. Mihawk smiled smugly.
"Good, now I can make you work harder. You do want to surpass me don't you?" Mihawk tucked the photo back into his pocket. "You can get it once you've earned it. Now. I'm going to need you to sweep the corridors, do the laundry, feed the baboons, clean the dishes, and dust the fire place." Mihawk ordered. Zoro sat there with his mouth agape he doesn't really expect him to do all that today. Before Zoro could reply, the master swords man turned and stretched. "Well, I need a nap." He yawned.
Zoro frowned in anger. One day, Zoro will get him back for this. He just has to bide his time. But for now, Zoro has to finish those dumbass chores the old man had him do.
Starting at the end of one long corridor, Zoro used three mops like he did when he was at Logue town. He sped down the long hallway mopping every inch of the floor with an expert hand. And mouth. *giggity*
Four hours later…
Zoro trudged into the living room with some of his clothes shredded and some minor wounds. He decided to feed the baboons last and those things are almost as greedy as Luffy.
Zoro found Mihawk sitting on the couch, drinking a cup of tea. "Ok, I did your goddamn chores." He grunted.
"Good good, come and get your prize." Mihawk brought out the picture. Zoro didn't waste any time in snatching it from the older man. Zoro couldn't help but look at the picture of neko-Luffy. He's got to admit that Luffy looked completely adorable, but since the word was not in his vocabulary, he would never say it out loud.
"If you like that one then you'll love these ones." Mihawk then held up many pictures and placed them on the table. Zoro's eyes widened when he gazed upon the photo's contents. There was one where Luffy was dressed in a sexy bunny outfit with fluffy white rabbit ears and puffy tail placed on top his perky buns. The image was just as effective on the swordsman as the previous one was.
Zoro saw another with Luffy wearing nothing but a bath towel wrapped around him like a girls would wear it since it covered his chest instead of around his waist like how it normally would look. He was lying on his back with one knee bent up in a sexy pose.
Then he saw another picture where he was wearing a school girl outfit. Complete with a dark blue, short-very short-skirt and a shirt that barely covered his belly-button and smooth abdomen.
What's with all the cross-dressing? Zoro thought as his mind swirled and he couldn't stop his nose from dripping blood. The pictures made Zoro's unwilling imagination go wild.
"You're going to have to do so much more for me to get these, my friend." Mihawk laughed as he was very amused by his pupil's expression. Zoro barely heard him, but when his brain caught up once more, Zoro sighed in exasperation. Where did this guy even get these pictures? Zoro hated how he was being bribed into doing extra stuff. He hated being used. "Starting tomorrow, I'll come up with other chores for you to do. Good night."
Zoro grumbled as he made his way back to his designated room. He contemplated the reason of why he bent to whatever Mihawk says just because of one little photo. It's not like he wanted to see pictures like that. He just doesn't want to ruin Luffy's reputation.
He was actually starting to act like that Curley brow Sanji since he's having more nosebleeds than he had in years. Zoro was no pervert. Well at least that's what he kept saying to himself. He practically stayed awake thinking about his captain. He wondered what he was doing right now…
Meanwhile…
Ah…ah…ah…CHOO!" Luffy sniffled. For some reason he has been sneezing a lot today, he hoped that he wasn't getting a cold, that wouldn't be good. Plus he never gets sick; it probably would be bad if he was.
"Luffy! Where are you!" Old man Rayleigh called. Luffy gasped and hid in the trees again. He was trying to hide from his mentor. He was actually trying to ditch him so he could go to the Amazon Island. Hancock and the other promised to make him more of that gorgonzola. They make the best food over there!
He managed to make it to the edge of the island to the shore where he met Marigold waiting patiently in her dingy. Luffy slung his bag on board. "Hey, Mari! We good to go?"
"Yep! Let's go! Hya!" she yanked on the reigns connecting the baby sea king tugging the boat. They both cheered as they sped off.
Luffy flipped on the sunglasses Marigold gave him. "Hey Luffy, are you up for shopping? We have a ton of clothes you can have." she offered. They spoke loudly over the roaring of the speeding boat.
"Sure sounds like fun! But you did promise me more of that gorgonzola right?"
"Totally! You can have as much as you want! Hold on!" the sea king swam faster as they went drove to a one way trip to Amazon Island.
Hehe, wasn't that nice? I'm planning on making the next chapter interesting on Luffy's part. Then will go back to Zoro and see how he's managing with Mihawk's unlimited supply of photo shopped pics.
