Hiei: walks into the computer/fanfiction room What are you writing?
hides whatever she's writing Nothing…Hiei: looks over PPP's shoulder You're not writing another one of those "How to Piss Hiei Off" things again, are you?
Nope! It's a "How to Escape Hiei's Wrath" thing!
Hiei: But you can't.
Do you really think so?
1. Hide behind Kurama.
2. Butter him up with sweet snow. Lots and lots of sweet snow.
3. Tell Kurama Hiei's being mean. Hopefully he'll take pity on you and fight Hiei off.
4. If that doesn't work, then hide behind Yukina.
5. Tell him it's a compliment when you compare him to Vegeta. I mean, Vegeta is everyone's favorite Saiyan Prince!
6. Threaten to have Koenma put him in Spirit World jail for the rest of his life.
7. Constantly hang around Yukina. Killing one of Yukina's friends will make her sad, which makes Hiei feel inadequate and insecure. Plus Yukina would be mad at him.
8. Threaten to castrate him with his own sword. But don't actually do it, because Hiei is a sexy little fire demon (and it will probably piss him off further).
9. Better yet, disregard #8. DON'T DO IT!!!!!
10. Tell him it was all Kuwabara's idea. And that he gave you money. It'll give Hiei a good excuse to kill him, and he'll be momentarily distracted from you. But be sure to run very fast and find a good hiding place.
11. Tell him Kurama's in the next room… And he's naked.
Hiei: reads last one Grrrr…
Oh come on, you know you like it!
Hiei: pulls sword out
Eep! runs away Don't forget to review!!!!!
