My Failed Attempt at Writing
A Human in Equestria Trollfic/Rantfic
By: EP-PayPhone or DerpyTrollFace
So, I read the reviews. Apparently my writing is both elegant and annoying. I don't know if that is supposed to be good for a trollfic, oh well. I have to be quite frank though, I honestly think writing this is sort of like a prep for trying to write something legitimate. But then again, that will never happen because I have no inspiration in this dull mind of mine.
Let's try another path now. What should I do from here on out? Follow cliches? Why not.
I honestly have no clue as to how big Ponyville would be like from a human's perspective, and I'm not trying to find out.
Let's see... The most recent episode had something to do with Twilight Sparkle. Let's start off with her.
Some time later I find myself in front of the library. I knock on the door, and Spike is there to answer.
He looks up, "Uhhh... Hi. Can I help you with anything?".
Imagine your own voice again, "Yes. I'm looking for Twilight Sparkle. I'm assuming this is the library?".
Spike turns back, "Twilight! Some... pony is here to see you!".
Twilight walks to the door. All of you probably know what she looks like so I'm going to save about ten seconds of my life by not describing her. "Sorry, it's after closing hours...", She looks up from her book. "I've never seen you before. What are you?".
"I'm a human. Don't mind me too much. I'm just here following cliches.".
She looked a bit confused, "Cliches? Going to a library is cliche?".
"Yes it is. Don't worry about it though." I say, looking as cool as ever.
There was a brief moment of awkward silence. Twilight's scientific side decided to take over for now. "Soo... Mind telling me about yourself? About humans, I mean. I have never read about humans in any of my books."
"Sure, why not," I reply. "We eat meat." Insert trollface here.
"Uhh... I think I hear my studies calling! Have a nice day!", Twilight says a bit suddenly.
Spike turns to me and shrugs.
"That went well.", I say. "Short and without a hassle."
And this is where I realize that I have no talent for writing stories whatsoever. This was way to short. Let's try again with another cliche next time? Maybe I just can't write Twilight Sparkle. I doubt you could call this chapter a trollfic chapter. Maybe the reason it was so short is cause I was actually trying to write a story. Oh well.
This is probably where this fic ends. All this has done for me is show that I have no writing talent. Back to ranting then?
