Author's Note: I think this is the stupidest thing I have ever written.
For Kim and employment and fake birthday.
Nii-san was over the moon. He held the little boy in his arms and kissed the top of his head. They were exactly alike, this little bundle of joy and him. The baby already had brushy brunet hair and the same chocolate coloured eyes. And he was loud. Extremely loud and rowdy infact, exactly the way Taichi had been as a child.
Nii-san was also over the moon. He grinned down at the blond baby in the cot and stroked his soft cheek. He had the exact same colouring, the same features and even the same smile as his father. If Yamato was to compare a picture of himself at that age and his baby now, not even his own mother would be able to tell them apart.
Even though the three of them loved each other equally and repeatedly promised that it wouldn't matter what happened, there was always an element of tension when Sora had gotten pregnant. They tried to ignore it of course. They pretended that it didn't matter who the baby's biological father was since they were going to raise it together. Taichi and Yamato both simultaneously wanted to and didn't want to be the other parent. Each was scared of how that would change the dynamic between them and how it would affect the other.
Sora had her own reservations. She loved her boys equally and getting pregnant had never been part of the plan. They were supposed to adopt kids to prevent a possible disaster like this from happening. No one knew whose fault it was and there was no way of finding out. But when she realised she was going to have a baby, all they could do was wait and pray that they would pull through as a family.
What happened was nothing short of a miracle. Sora had twins – one healthy baby boy who was exactly like Taichi and another equally healthy boy who was the spitting imagine of Yamato. Even Jyou with all his research was completely perplexed at what had happened. Yamato, Taichi and Sora couldn't care less though. They were back on the same footing and no-one had to worry about being made to feel excluded or unwanted.
"Paternity test!" Jyou declared as he marched into the hospital room with his army of interns.
Taichi snorted. "We hardly need a paternity test, Jyou."
"Yeah," Yamato added. He brought little Yama Junior over to where his brother was and settled the two beautiful boys down together.
"That's exactly why my interns are going to conduct tests," Jyou smiled. "They need the practice and, well, there's no possibility of going wrong here."
A week later, Jyou wasn't laughing any more. He stood awkwardly in their living room, a sealed envelope in hand.
"What's the matter, Doc?" Taichi joked. He was feeding Yama Junior with a bottle. They hadn't decided on names yet, mostly because Sora wouldn't agree to name the boys Junior and Junior. And neither he nor Yamato were willing to consider anything else.
"Aren't they our kids?" Yamato laughed.
"Well, yes and no," came Jyou's grim response.
Taichi rolled his eyes. "Jyou, seriously. This is the stupidest joke anyone has ever tried to pull."
Jyou huffed a little. "I'm not joking, Taichi. The thing is... according to the results, Yamato Junior is actually related to you and Taichi Junior to Yamato."
"There must have been a mistake," Sora said.
Yamato looked over at her. Why did she seem so worried all of a sudden?
"There wasn't," Jyou insisted, although both Yamato and Taichi noticed he kept his gaze away from Sora. "They all showed the same results. Even the ones done by me."
"So? They had an unusual birth," Taichi shrugged.
"Yeah, about that..." Jyou rubbed the back of his neck.
"Jyou..." Sora had turned white as a sheet and she pleaded to Jyou with her eyes.
"Hey, Doc, Sora, Nii-sans," Takari smiled happily as s/he entered the room.
All three men in the room looked at Takari then back at Sora, then back at Takari and to Sora again.
"How many times?" Taito asked murderously.
"Once," Sora whispered.
Little did they know that Sora had been sleeping with Takari ever since Hikari Yagami and Takeru Takaishi had merged together and gotten over their individual (and combined) Mommy-complexes.
Author's Note: And now I am sure that this is the stupidest thing I have ever written xD
Coming up... parodies of various scenes from the show.
